There's a coconut called Coco de Mer that looks like a butt, or more precisely like human female pelvis. Female trees produce the coconut and the male trees produce a flower that looks like a massive dong. You can't even make this shit up.
It only grows naturally in Seychelles 🇸🇨 so it's the national symbol, and because of that you can see this butt silhouette on literally everything, even in the Seychelles passport. Enter the country? Butt stamp in your passport.
Also, I kinda didn't want to add images so people would doubt my comment and go check for themselves and be shocked twice. It just sounds so made up...
You can have a coconut in Seychelles, but if by "have" you mean "eat", then it likely won't be Coco de Mer. They are rarely consumed, probably because they are, like, $300-500 a piece (last time I checked). If you mean to poses one, then good news, you get an official certificate with each one, else you can't take it out of the country.
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abfarid@startrek.website · 45 pts · 134d
There's a coconut called Coco de Mer that looks like a butt, or more precisely like human female pelvis. Female trees produce the coconut and the male trees produce a flower that looks like a massive dong. You can't even make this shit up.
It only grows naturally in Seychelles 🇸🇨 so it's the national symbol, and because of that you can see this butt silhouette on literally everything, even in the Seychelles passport. Enter the country? Butt stamp in your passport.
GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 27 pts · 134d
You can't say all that and not post pictures, so here they are.
Image
abfarid@startrek.website · 17 pts · 134d
Sorry, I was typing this on my phone while pooping.
But it would be better if you added a
!Right before your square brackets to embed the image directly.And here's a better image of the dong:
GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 134d
Well, that's impressive. I'll remember that for the image embed.
abfarid@startrek.website · 9 pts · 134d
Also, I kinda didn't want to add images so people would doubt my comment and go check for themselves and be shocked twice. It just sounds so made up...
GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 8 pts · 134d
I feel like I need to go to Seychelles and have a coconut now. The butt stamp would look great in a passport.
abfarid@startrek.website · 5 pts · 134d
You can have a coconut in Seychelles, but if by "have" you mean "eat", then it likely won't be Coco de Mer. They are rarely consumed, probably because they are, like, $300-500 a piece (last time I checked). If you mean to poses one, then good news, you get an official certificate with each one, else you can't take it out of the country.
GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 134d
Holy crap, $300 for the lols is a bit much.
Foreigner@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 134d
They're also nicknamed "coco-fesses" so "coconut butts" in English. Another fun fact: It's the largest seed in the world.
coolman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 134d
I actually think I could have made that up
abfarid@startrek.website · 1 pts · 134d
Prove it.
felsiq@piefed.zip · 26 pts · 134d
How do I @ a whole instance? Hexbear needs to know
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 13 pts · 134d
Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 134d
We are all just accessories to a butt. All fish are floating butts that evolved go have cool stuff around that butt.
All animals are a butt with extra stuff to make the butt butt longer and create more butts
LikeableLime@piefed.social · 8 pts · 134d
We're actually all mouths, butts came later. There used to just be the one hole for entrance and exit...
OpenStars@piefed.social · 6 pts · 134d
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 134d
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 8 pts · 134d
So someone threw his sex toy in the ocean and now scientists are going apeshit over it?
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 134d
This shit is so ass
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 134d
What's more, this ass is so shit.
TheSlad@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 134d
Hmmmm.... would 🤷🏼♂️
crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 3 pts · 134d
T H I C C
webp@mander.xyz · 3 pts · 134d
Hear me out.....
the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 134d
Expect more funding for deep-sea exploration soon
Supervisor194@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 134d
To me, when I see this and I see they called it "pigbutt" I feel like there is a real missed opportunity here.