Female dolphins have as much control over the inner walls of their vaginas as we do over our (facial) cheeks. They can apply pressure and change the internal shape of the cavity.
Sounds like the legendary DolphinSex.org. It's down now but Internet Archive has it. You're not the only one to get sent there and wonder wtf this whole "Internet" thing was even about.
Looking at it, I wouldn't be surprised if "can crawl up the bum" was one of the stated goals of the project. I can see medical applications for a soft robot that navigates tight spaces. Let's hope "can crawl out the bum" is on the roadmap.
Tbh they probably did, there's likely more profit in it as a luxury sex toy than in prosthetics or manufacturing.
I work in prosthetics and have seen a couple of tentacle-like terminal end devices made over the years, but they all fail to truly be useful for anything.
They fall into the category of being not efficient enough for specific or universal uses. For something like manufacturing they aren't as efficient as building a specific tool for a specific purpose, and for something like a prosthetic they aren't useful enough to overcome the fact that most things we interact with everyday are made to work with something in the shape of a hand.
So an expensive space dildo is likely the most profitable option if they can bring it to market at an achievable price. But honestly, most of these things are mainly created as an eye grabbing marketing scheme for some universities research department.
It's not meant for prosthetics or manufacturing. It's a robot that can get into tight spaces without depending on wheels, tracks, or legs, which are likely to get hung up on corners and debris. It could be used to, for example, crawl into rubble, or explore irregular caves. If it's designed right it could be made pretty cheaply, even. Biggest downside is that it can't climb, but that problem exists with most other robot designs as well.
It essentially has the same issue. How many scenarios can we think of that need something that can crawl into rubble or explore irregular caves, but without the ability to climb? It's what happens when a design's aesthetic is developed before its function.
When aesthetics is the selling point of an engineering project then the aesthetics is its purpose. In this case it's to advertise a university's research department.
Running cables through conduit is one example that comes to mind. You need something to drag the lead, and if there's corners or something that thwarts using a fish tape, this kind of robot would be perfect.
It's still not as effective as the current means. Plus, this would only hypothetically work on conduit that doesn't elevate or go vertical. It's cheaper and faster to just apply a shop vacuum to the conduit and suck a ball with a line through.
61 Comments
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 143 pts · 143d
No, it cannot crawl backwards.
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 137 pts · 143d
tetris11@feddit.uk · 42 pts · 143d
Ha ha YES..... yes...
criss_cross@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 143d
The hole was made for it though.
JackbyDev@programming.dev · 2 pts · 141d
It's its hole! It was made for it!
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 143d
Context?
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 37 pts · 143d
Horror story called “The Enigma of Amigara Fault”.
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler A central part of the climax is not being able to move backwards out of a hole, with disturbing consequences. :::
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 141d
It just has to come out on the other end...
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 83d
Senseless@feddit.org · 77 pts · 143d
Can it be controlled by an app? Asking for a friend.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 75 pts · 143d
Is a flared base mod available?
Sabata11792@ani.social · 23 pts · 143d
With less pinch points?
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 143d
The earthworm is right there as a model.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 59 pts · 143d
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
halloejsovs@lemmy.world · 54 pts · 143d
thatsapenis.gif
youcantreadthis@quokk.au · 103 pts · 143d
Nope. Too articulated. Its a sex tentacle. Much better.
snoons@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 143d
have you seen a male elephant getting ready to smash
IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 143d
I--...no...have you?
snoons@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 143d
Yes. In a
wildlife documentaryporn. They have total control. Shit's wild.idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 143d
Female dolphins have as much control over the inner walls of their vaginas as we do over our (facial) cheeks. They can apply pressure and change the internal shape of the cavity.
Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 143d
I remember as a teen coming across this site where someone meticulously documented (might've been made up) their sexual relationship with a dolphin.
The internet was a wild, wonderful place.
OrganicMustard@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 143d
Maybe a text from this woman
Odo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 142d
Sounds like the legendary DolphinSex.org. It's down now but Internet Archive has it. You're not the only one to get sent there and wonder wtf this whole "Internet" thing was even about.
tomenzgg@midwest.social · 2 pts · 142d
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 143d
I'm afraid to ask how we learned that.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 143d
No, but I would watch that video.
endlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.org · 27 pts · 143d
this is going in some ones bum. it might not come back out again without a enema or surgical intervention. but some one will, you mark my words.
Hoimo@ani.social · 26 pts · 143d
Looking at it, I wouldn't be surprised if "can crawl up the bum" was one of the stated goals of the project. I can see medical applications for a soft robot that navigates tight spaces. Let's hope "can crawl out the bum" is on the roadmap.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 143d
Technically, if it keeps crawling up the bum it will eventually come out the other side.
puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 143d
you must have the anatomy of a furry
cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 143d
seems like colonoscopy would be a nice application for this
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 142d
What makes this any better than the existing flexible scopes used for colonoscopies, though?
cactusupyourbutt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 142d
it wouldnt be limited by the length of the scope
zikzak025@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 142d
But then you could just do a capsule endoscopy instead, if length was an issue.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 143d
Attach a long ass rope on its base.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 143d
It doesn't have to be an ass rope to start with, but it will be by the time it's done.
Cataphract@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 143d
the rope should probably be measurably larger than a long ass if it's going to be safe for use.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 5 pts · 143d
'Anything is a sex toy if you're brave enough.'
Abe Lincoln.
Rumo161@feddit.org · 18 pts · 143d
Paige, No!
Maultasche@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 143d
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 143d
They should develop it for its purpose in mind.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 32 pts · 143d
Tbh they probably did, there's likely more profit in it as a luxury sex toy than in prosthetics or manufacturing.
I work in prosthetics and have seen a couple of tentacle-like terminal end devices made over the years, but they all fail to truly be useful for anything.
They fall into the category of being not efficient enough for specific or universal uses. For something like manufacturing they aren't as efficient as building a specific tool for a specific purpose, and for something like a prosthetic they aren't useful enough to overcome the fact that most things we interact with everyday are made to work with something in the shape of a hand.
So an expensive space dildo is likely the most profitable option if they can bring it to market at an achievable price. But honestly, most of these things are mainly created as an eye grabbing marketing scheme for some universities research department.
SparroHawc@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 143d
It's not meant for prosthetics or manufacturing. It's a robot that can get into tight spaces without depending on wheels, tracks, or legs, which are likely to get hung up on corners and debris. It could be used to, for example, crawl into rubble, or explore irregular caves. If it's designed right it could be made pretty cheaply, even. Biggest downside is that it can't climb, but that problem exists with most other robot designs as well.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 143d
It essentially has the same issue. How many scenarios can we think of that need something that can crawl into rubble or explore irregular caves, but without the ability to climb? It's what happens when a design's aesthetic is developed before its function.
When aesthetics is the selling point of an engineering project then the aesthetics is its purpose. In this case it's to advertise a university's research department.
SparroHawc@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 142d
Running cables through conduit is one example that comes to mind. You need something to drag the lead, and if there's corners or something that thwarts using a fish tape, this kind of robot would be perfect.
TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 141d
It's still not as effective as the current means. Plus, this would only hypothetically work on conduit that doesn't elevate or go vertical. It's cheaper and faster to just apply a shop vacuum to the conduit and suck a ball with a line through.
SparroHawc@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 141d
If the robot is the right size, it would be able to move vertically.
Mind you, you're right, but new methods of locomotion can come in useful in surprising ways that you and I haven't thought of.
celeste@feddit.org · 1 pts · 142d
Could be used in Tschernobyl
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 142d
Any electronics would need to be hardened vs radiation.
celeste@feddit.org · 1 pts · 142d
True but I heard they did use whatever devices
stringere@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 142d
Makes sense to do so, certainly.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 143d
Soft robotics 😫
ekZepp@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 143d
Sure... hypothetical.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 9 pts · 143d
At long last Fujidick is real
mech@feddit.org · 8 pts · 142d
I read the title as cervices rule and it still makes sense.
jaemo@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 141d
Thinking about... Crevice tool!
CanadianMade@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 142d
Everyone is streaming OnePiece now
permachillxo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 141d
ngl their pfp fits lol