Kevin Smith, poet.

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20 Comments

Tmiwi@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 174d (2 replies)

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okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 174d (1 reply)

man, I didn't need that.

Im mad that the shirt changes

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 28 pts · 174d (3 replies)

Poor guy, her CBT area is sucking the essence out of him over the decades

There is a price to everything.

This one seems suspiciously low however.

Donkter@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 174d

How did his daughter grow up to be older than him

db2@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 174d

She offered him chocolate pretzels but he politely declined.

Time to put down the phone, Kevin

hansolo@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 174d

Awwwww... That's so romantic.

Like the back of a Volkswagen?

Life goals

Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app · 8 pts · 174d (2 replies)

Do they go ass to mouth?

zammy95@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 174d (1 reply)

You never go ass to mouth.

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's ok to go ass to mouth.

hesh@quokk.au · 8 pts · 174d (1 reply)

Cringe af to begin with before he spelled it "pOwns"

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 173d

2009 Internet was a different place tbf

So he's saying it's not pink.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 174d (1 reply)

One in the stink, two in the stink.

Three in my drink, four cubes that clink,

five inches down, six please make me drown.

Ah yes the second in command of C.L.I.T.