i'm high rn, what do you want to ask me?

Ankylosaur, the armoured tank dinosaur!

I have no idea how to estimate a high to sober ratio.

I'm probably sitting at a 4 - 5 right now:

If you're asking in the last 24 hours how many hours I've spent high vs sober - almost all of them sober (only the past few have been high), so roughly 92% of the last 24 hours has been sober?

Last six months is probably more like 99% in terms of hours - I've had alcohol maybe two - three times this month, weed maybe 3 - 4 times, coffee / caffeine only twice.

Lifetime is 99+%, there are just so few hours I've been high - it's probably less than 30 days a year.

prolly

yeah, both hands can point at one another just fine (and I can alternate, too)

How can it be anything else? Put your socks on in your bedroom, get ready to go, grab a purse or a bag and car keys and stuff, and then put your shoes on in the genkan or entryway or foyer or whatever.

Or are you telling me there’s people who wear shoes in the house?

almost always: sock, sock then shoe, shoe

it's usually a glitch in my brain that leads to sock, shoe, sock shoe - and it feels wrong when I do it.

religion, my dude. religion

oh god, that's dark - I don't know, but there are many devices that were engineered to torture people, e.g. the Spanish donkey - if it weren't such a bad headspace I could probably come up with an approximate for the worst thing

but maybe I should just choose leaded gasoline since it poisoned so many people

or maybe agent orange, I dunno

I mean, I can jump maybe like a foot above the ground?

definitely can't touch the sky 🙅‍♀️

If I flew up there on a plane, I think I would struggle to successfully hijack the plane ... and I don't want what other people on the plane have ... I would prefer to just read a book, tbh.

Also, there was a recent new lead on the DB Cooper case - some money was found that was linked back to the case, and they're doing forensics on the money.

With every breath I breathe the sky
and taste the breath of every tree
and bush, 
and creeping vine, and blade of grass.

And out I breathe the atoms I
no longer need, to feed the countless
growing things that live with me
on the seabed of the sky.

oh, right - cannabis

(EDIT: I use it to cope from laser hair removal, which feels a bit like being poked with a hot iron over and over again)

I dunno, I've felt like full body geometric recursively folding-into-itself-and-expanding floral heart waves that felt like the immense happiness and love that I have for everyone in the world - but that was more like a feeling than a thought ...

I took 2 doses of a CBD tincture earlier in the day, which really cuts down on the paranoia for me - I haven't had much paranoia, but I definitely feel more "spooked" and easily can get pulled into paranoid-adjacent feelings (I have to be a bit more careful about my headspace)

In terms of cravings - I was cooking this pesto pasta earlier, and it did not turn out great, so I'm craving good pesto pasta 😭 You know it's bad when you don't enjoy it despite being both hungry and high 😄

I think the pasta needs way more salt, and I think it needs more and better pesto, tbh - it tastes bland.

And there are a bunch of leftovers, too 🙈

who can say, really?

because they're five

My brain seems to wander when high - I find it hard to concentrate, and every single thought is so expansive - it can make it both enjoyable and also very difficult to read a book, for example. Everything is so suggestive, and makes a deeper impression.

I can also get easily paranoid and anxious on cannabis - like I can get really scared that I won't know how to breathe right or that my tongue could suddenly choke me, etc. but also just like ... paranoid about other people and their intentions - I'll read a book and little ambiguities in the interpretation of the author's words can get me paranoid about whether the author is being ironic, or lying to me, or if they're being sincere or not, etc.

Weird thoughts.

I get annoying clogs/half-hits when I don't leave the cart upright

Some shit carts just straight up leak the oil out of the mouthpiece

Makes me miss herb extra hard

But my mom never shuts the fuck up about how much she hates the smell, so smoking a joint has to be an excursion downwind of my own home

yeah, I've been using that forward-tongue hard-suck to clear it in the past, but it's getting harder and harder (to the point where my mouth hurts like minutes afterwards), and now sometimes after I suck, there is all this sticky stuff that comes up and gets all over the pen - very annoying

I also have found a toothpick hasn't helped, so I wasn't sure if there was some trick to this 😅 or is this just a really shitty product and I should have known better?

hungry af, I've been cooking this pesto pasta dish and it smells so good 🤤

I don't normally use disposables or oil, but I just moved across state lines and had to get rid of all my normal gear - I normally would only lightly vape flower using a desktop vape and a water bong, and then use the ABV for edibles later.

this disposable pen is just until I can replace all my gear 🤞

probably the king of hearts because he shoved a sword through his head

and I had to get rid of all my gear when I moved, so I lost my water bongs and desktop flower vape - I need to buy everything again, but now I have no money, lol - so ... maybe for a birthday some year I'll be able to get back to flower?

any idea on how to get it to heat up when it only starts to heat based on suction? I can't suck hard enough to get it going, it seems.