Attention to detail

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53 Comments

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 130d (4 replies)

actually, according to color theory, this brownish yellow is reminiscent of precious metals, like gold or brass, which symbolize wealth and prosperity

(context for those who need it)

huppakee@piefed.social · 48 pts · 130d

actually, according to colour theory, context matters.

MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 130d (2 replies)

Welp, precious metal looks like you having the worst diarrhea and the toilet leaking.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 130d (1 reply)

with respect, worst runs clear

i swear i was like a leaky goddamned firehose

DancingBear@midwest.social · 2 pts · 125d
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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 130d (13 replies)

Piss puddle rug aside, what's great about this is the small hand wash sink. So many designers just put the toilet in a closet without a sink.

Also, also guys, just sit down to pee if you're not at a urinal. No one is watching you, no one will make fun of you.

man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 130d (4 replies)

Sometimes I'm too lazy to sit down though.

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 32 pts · 130d (2 replies)

Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.

Atropos@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 130d

Yeah, that's why I lie down to pee

dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 130d
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d

when your buttholes are blasting so hard you're making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year

LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 6 pts · 130d

The toilet in an isolated room is good, though. Keep all those poo particles more contained.

snooggums@piefed.world · 4 pts · 130d (3 replies)

Sometimes it is easier to drain the whole bladder standing up.

Madison420@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 130d (1 reply)

You should get your prostate checked.

village604@adultswim.fan · 6 pts · 130d

Some people already know they have an enlarged prostate.

LurkingLuddite@piefed.social · 2 pts · 130d

Bet.

ryannathans@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Cupboard above the loo too

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 130d

Ah, the infamous Double Upper Decker, the skybox seating of feces related pranks.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 130d

and you get to rest your legs. who wants to be standing all day

jrwperformance@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 130d (2 replies)

The piss puddle edition floor mat!

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 130d

Pretty sure one of The Sims games has that.

Nomad@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 130d

That rug used to be white you know...

agavaa@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 130d (6 replies)

Why would you want a piss rug in the first place?

JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 130d (2 replies)

I thought it's a diarrhea rug.

justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Same

Axeman666@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 129d

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 130d (1 reply)

So you can't see the real piss on the floor.

agavaa@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 129d

I was about to say it's easier to wash tiles that a rug, but realized "out off sight, out of mind" is probably the actual strategy here.

pyre@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 130d

it was probably white when they bought it

InnerScientist@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 130d

The designer bought a white rug, the customer bough cheap takeout.

thorhop@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 130d

Ah yes, a pissmat - a pissmat.

wuffah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 130d

$25k bathroom, $15 rug:

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 130d (2 replies)

Rug looks like crap, totally does not tie the room together.

MohamedMoney@feddit.org · 5 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Donny, you’re out of your element

IronBird@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 130d

i am the walrus

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 130d (1 reply)

Oh gawd. The claustrophobia. C'mon, that's a serious medical condition. Architect really needs to runny over the floor plans again. Accidents can happen in such a smell sq. ft. area. That's dire- yeah... dire straights of a design choice so it's not gonna blow-over with the user.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 130d

i mean if you need a hand rail but don't need a wheelchair that's just the right width tho. just gotta put in a mirror along one entire long wall upper half to open it up

Broadfern@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 130d

Sims-ass bathroom

waigl@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 130d (13 replies)

Is this about that throw-rug that looks like a toilet overflow? Or about the fact that the shower and toilet seem to be in the same place?

arctanthrope@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 130d (10 replies)

there's no shower. the hose thing is for cleaning your ass, like a bidet, if that's what you're referring to

mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 130d (8 replies)

How can you guarantee that all that water ends up in the toilet? Plus there's no drain in the room. And there's a fucking shag rug that'll get soaked with poo water

waigl@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 130d (1 reply)

And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water

At least then it'll be what it looks like.

Davel23@fedia.io · 8 pts · 130d

Plot twist: It's actually a white rug.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d (4 replies)

Same way that you usually guarantee that all the poop and pee ends up in the toilet

IronBird@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d (3 replies)

take a blacklight into this bathroom of yours

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 130d (1 reply)

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 130d

That's not my bathroom.

MolochHorridus@piefed.social · 1 pts · 130d

The shower is not the problem here.

waigl@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 130d

Oops.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 130d (1 reply)

That's a butt sprayer

SpacePanda@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 130d

Yummmmm space noodles.

Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 130d (2 replies)

What shitty designer thinks these 2 tiles work together?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 130d (1 reply)

probably that tacky lady from the gardening channel with a store out in texas

Bloomcole@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 129d

Can't say I regret not knowing who that is.