Fancy new WAF

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43 Comments

folekaule@lemmy.world · 97 pts · 137d (5 replies)

For best performance, remember to always change your internet filter when you change your blinkenlights fluid

voidsignal@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 136d (4 replies)

my what?

folekaule@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 136d (3 replies)

your Blinkenlights fluid. Not to be confused with blinker fluid

SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 136d

Genuinely fascinating that people learned to read that stuff like language. I mean I guess it was language. Hmm I guess that sort of was the monitor.. just really big analogue pixels..

tomiant@piefed.social · 5 pts · 135d (1 reply)

Is that a thing of beauty or what? XYtPhioQPOJfrb7.png

modus@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 136d (4 replies)

Hide a pihole inside that.

OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 136d

Genius as fuck!

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 136d (2 replies)

I want a pi(e) in my hole too.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 136d (1 reply)

I've got your 3.14 inches right here.

tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 135d
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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 57 pts · 136d (4 replies)

Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 135d

Oh, but a USB condom really is a thing though. It just passes through power but no data, as those pins are missing.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Every guy thinks he needs a Magnum.

Cyber@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 135d

Or

?

tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 135d

I caught a virus :(

SolidElectronics@lemmy.ca · 41 pts · 137d (2 replies)

Be careful when you empty that, it’s going to be FILTHY.

inari@piefed.zip · 18 pts · 136d (1 reply)

OP is a furry so you can imagine the level of smut

WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 136d

I thought that was our little secret :/

prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 18 pts · 136d

Doesn't work with asbesddos

tomiant@piefed.social · 14 pts · 137d (4 replies)

Nice. Now you can't reach the Internet.

saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 137d (2 replies)

NO ONE GETS IN. NO ONE GETS OUT.

tomiant@piefed.social · 7 pts · 137d

Basically my life motto.

Andres4NY@social.ridetrans.it · 1 pts · 136d
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randombullet@programming.dev · 2 pts · 136d

Any any that mofo

vext01@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 136d

No more dusty packets

Lettuceeatlettuce@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 136d

That's a big one too, should catch lots of malware in that!

darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 11 pts · 136d

IT crowd Jen presenting the Internet

Denvil@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 136d

Somebody please help that poor black cable, it's not a 90 degree connector D:

PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 136d

Fancy new Wet Ass Filter

night_petal@piefed.social · 9 pts · 136d

After the FCC router ban, everyone in the US is going to need this in a few years.

paraphrand@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 136d

See, we don’t need age checks. We just need some of these bad boys.

jobbies@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 136d (1 reply)

Your WAF is giving me a WAP

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d

Can we get that WAP up on the WAN?

negativenull@piefed.world · 7 pts · 136d

Post your git repo for this amazing tool!!

quick_snail@feddit.nl · 6 pts · 136d (3 replies)

What percent of viruses does it block?

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 136d (2 replies)

99.9999%
With the identical uptime (free of charge)

quick_snail@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 136d (1 reply)

I thought heppa filters were only 4 nines. And need to be changed at least once a year

Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 136d

Super special filter.
With extra uptime

GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 136d (2 replies)
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 136d

archy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 136d

Truly zero config WAF

i0null@infosec.exchange · 4 pts · 136d

@WhatsHerBucket a PoE dust bastion is actually a really neat idea.

Hupf@feddit.org · 4 pts · 136d
G0rb@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 136d

Still, not affected by ../