Everywhere he goes, people want to connect with him

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32 Comments

moseschrute@piefed.social · 76 pts · 134d

This is the last thing you see before you get hacked

lena@gregtech.eu · 44 pts · 134d

He is the one controlling us via 5G and covid vaccines

gex@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 134d

The last thing your drone sees before getting jammed to hell

Davin@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 134d

He's WiFi material

killea@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 134d

2026 full netrunner build.

hopesdead@startrek.website · 14 pts · 134d

I am imagining this dude in a Silicon Valley episode (specially the WiFi pineapple one) which he gets kicked out of the convention.

AlexLost@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 134d

Holy shit, I thought Wifiman was just a speed test app?!

aeiou@piefed.social · 13 pts · 134d (1 reply)

routerman comes to save the day

notso@feddit.org · 1 pts · 134d

Not the hero we deserve but the one we need.

edgyspazkid@lemmy.wtf · 12 pts · 134d

1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 134d

When you're at a networking event and meet the final boss

Agent641@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 134d

Hide yo kids, hide yo wifi!

SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 134d

All I can see is a pineapple.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 134d

Better have your phone on airplane mode when he's in town.

aldhissla@piefed.world · 6 pts · 133d

It's the 1-person LAN party!

Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 133d

Here he is:

the Man in the Middle

anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 134d

Sneaker net

auntieclokwise@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 134d (2 replies)

They call him wifi man.

1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 134d (1 reply)

He's been wanted by the FCC for two weeks now

auntieclokwise@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 133d

For crimes against internet connections.

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 5 pts · 134d (8 replies)

If they all operate on the same frequency and the timing isnt perfect they might actually be interfering with each other and less effective.

IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 134d (5 replies)

Most consumer units will at least make a half-assed attempt to pick the least occupied frequency.

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 2 pts · 134d (4 replies)

There used to be a nice smartphone app to show which frequencies were being used nearby but they banned it from the app stores because I guess frequency scanners are illegal in some jurisdictions.

otacon239@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 134d

You can still get them on Android. I just don’t think iOS exposes the necessary information to apps.

wizzor@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 134d

I at least still seem to use my wifi analyser just fine. Maybe it's your jurisdiction?

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 134d
JelleWho@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 134d

Maybe that's an IOS thing or something? WIFIman from Unifi/Ubiquity works wonders for me

rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 134d (1 reply)

They don't seem to have power

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 134d

He'll have a potato and a lemon in his pocket surely

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 134d

Their favourite karaoke song is

You're the WAN that I want

sinematic@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 134d

Routin' on dat biatch till my nMAP dies from exhaustion

hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 132d

He showed them his antenna.