a fun little gimmick to kill your stock for

https://hj.9fs.net/khm/p/1774979380.979385

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Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 82 pts · 138d (6 replies)

I'm not entertained by it because you are forcing me to use it and because you don't respect my choice, NO MEANS NO!!

Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 94 pts · 138d (5 replies)

Does Microsoft understand consent?

A. Yes

B. Remind me in 3 days

Eternal192@anarchist.nexus · 30 pts · 138d (2 replies)

Bill Gates is in the Epstein files so no consent isn't a known term to him so his company follows the same rules.

underisk@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Hilarious what’s become of everyone’s favorite example of a “good billionaire”.

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 16 pts · 138d

Funny what happens when you pay a lot of people to talk about how nice you are.

If you pay enough people you might even get people to believe in things that are benefitial to you.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 9 pts · 138d

Don't forget the 3rd option "No (but we'll ignore it because you didn't really mean it)"

Sabata11792@ani.social · 6 pts · 138d

Also the 'remember this selection' check box will not work.

kn0wmad1c@programming.dev · 70 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Microsoft, after shoving Copilot into every product they make:

shoo@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 138d

Alt: Copilot after dropping your production database

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 138d

So it should be banned by corporate IT departments. Like they do with solitaire or minesweeper.

inari@piefed.zip · 54 pts · 138d (1 reply)

Imagine thinking this will hold up in a court of law 

Velypso@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 138d

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Bazell@lemmy.zip · 37 pts · 138d (2 replies)

This should be written in bold on first page in first paragraph.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 20 pts · 138d (1 reply)

This should have never been born, let alone jammed into every possible crevice of the OS. Microslop needs to die and take windows fucking with it.

Bazell@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 138d

As many other things shouldn't have ever existed. And yet, here we are...

Greed can produce fascinating monsters. Especially paired with low intelligence and morale.

Mwa@thelemmy.club · 20 pts · 138d (2 replies)

unironically, this was what i mostly used AI for(its not good for anything useful).

not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 138d

right? it's really mostly a gimmick that is funny for like a few days and then you move on

then_three_more@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 138d

I use nano banana instead of GIFs. It's fine to know you're destroying the worlds climate and leaving small American towns without drinking water for a brief smile from your colleges or a reaxtu emoji.

BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 138d (1 reply)
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 138d

At least I have to give them credit for using plain language rather than circuitous legalese:

We get to decide whether to use Your Content, and we don’t have to pay you, ask your permission, or tell you when we do. But that doesn’t mean we can use it however we want.

Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 138d (1 reply)

I suppose watching my coworkers have meltdowns when it breaks something they're working on is pretty entertaining

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 138d

One of my bosses sent out an unvalidated datasheet to a supplier last week. the supplier wasted a few hours trying to figure out the data, then we had a meeting to go over how the data made no sense. probably wasted about 20 man hours on this, three of them internal. mind, we're busy as fuck right now and can't afford to waste time redoing work.

that was definitely the right choice, though. had to be, he's the boss. the AI guy.

Zoomboingding@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 138d

Just like Fox News!

Jagget@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 138d
ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 138d

Funny thing, Google is doing tv advertising in Brazil, selling the idea of gemini being little more than a toy to make funny pictures and videos

InnerScientist@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 138d

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-copilot/for-individuals/termsofuse

This is the "for-individuals" TOU/TOS, their enterprise version probably has something more stock friendly in it. Don't care enough to look for and read through that though.

yakko@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 138d

Well, goddamn it. I am entertained. I guess that means AI works after all.

Zerush@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 138d