What's the scale on the left? There are 11 tick marks between major divisions so I don't think it's feet. And none of the numbers look like a 3 or 4 and she's not 7 feet tall.
Eta: I call AI. One "foot" has 11 divisions and the other has 10.
It's tough now, but in this case people have pointed out the measuring tape on the left. The numbers don't make sense and while 1 foot has 10 inches, the next has 11. Even if those were a proper 12" for Tampa... A cinder block isn't 1 foot tall
Someone else already pointed out why this is AI, which I was also suspecting. Why would they arrest her for this, and why would she have this shit eating grin in the booking photo. And why would this be breaking news.
But I could see someone hating their neighbor and attempting to get them deported by getting ICE involved.
That part isn't hard to imagine. Filing a false police report is a crime, and I'd say people who are willing to call the police about something like this are also probably more likely to get into a conflict with the police when they don't do what they want.
I know filing a false report is a crime. But it seems like they would just give her a warning and tell her to stop doing it, because they have more important things to do than arrest her. Unless she is doing this repeatedly after warnings. Also it’s probably something more like misuse of 911. I don’t think she actually filed a police report, as no officer would have taken such a report, since there wouldn’t have been a crime committed to report.
A false report would be if a crime occurred and you make false statements about it, or you make up the crime entirely (like saying you were robbed when you were not.) It’s not like they are actually investigating these British accents.
I've seen plenty of actual arrest photos of people giving a shit eating grin because they were drunk or arrested for something objectively funny. So that one wouldn't fase me.
She abused police services, tying up resources meant for actual emergencies. That’s usually a serious crime.
What’s weird is when the neighborhood racist calls the police to arrest kids playing outside or knock down a lemonade stand and they just laugh and leave them there without any consequences.
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DrBob@lemmy.ca · 138 pts · 140d
What's the scale on the left? There are 11 tick marks between major divisions so I don't think it's feet. And none of the numbers look like a 3 or 4 and she's not 7 feet tall.
Eta: I call AI. One "foot" has 11 divisions and the other has 10.
wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 140d
Excellent catch. You can also see that both major ticks say 6'
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 139d
She's between 6' and 6', but she's definitely not as short as 6'
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 140d
Metric inches
then_three_more@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 140d
The R in neighbor is slightly escaping the banner too
i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 140d
It looks like it generated based off those paper measuring strips you get in IKEA showrooms.
Masamune@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 140d
On the other hand, this is in Florida, so....
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 140d
Slop slop slop slop
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 65 pts · 140d
AI slop
Etterra@discuss.online · 7 pts · 140d
How can you even tell?
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 140d
It's tough now, but in this case people have pointed out the measuring tape on the left. The numbers don't make sense and while 1 foot has 10 inches, the next has 11. Even if those were a proper 12" for Tampa... A cinder block isn't 1 foot tall
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 140d
Good point.
adam_y@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 139d
expatriado@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 140d
wonder how much boost this post gets from the cute face over just the headline story
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 140d
Approximately all of it
Trex202@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 140d
Well the pic implies that she was arrested for making the phone call
1984@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 140d
Its pretty much our entire society being fascinated by pretty people. And it never ends.
Should have asked the matrix for a better looking avatar for this world :)
On the other hand, ive started thinking its a bit disgusting because these people have (potentially) hundreds of partners.
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 139d
What's disgusting about having hundreds of partners?
kylie_kraft@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 140d
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 140d
Someone else already pointed out why this is AI, which I was also suspecting. Why would they arrest her for this, and why would she have this shit eating grin in the booking photo. And why would this be breaking news.
But I could see someone hating their neighbor and attempting to get them deported by getting ICE involved.
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 140d
That part isn't hard to imagine. Filing a false police report is a crime, and I'd say people who are willing to call the police about something like this are also probably more likely to get into a conflict with the police when they don't do what they want.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 140d
I know filing a false report is a crime. But it seems like they would just give her a warning and tell her to stop doing it, because they have more important things to do than arrest her. Unless she is doing this repeatedly after warnings. Also it’s probably something more like misuse of 911. I don’t think she actually filed a police report, as no officer would have taken such a report, since there wouldn’t have been a crime committed to report.
A false report would be if a crime occurred and you make false statements about it, or you make up the crime entirely (like saying you were robbed when you were not.) It’s not like they are actually investigating these British accents.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 140d
I've seen plenty of actual arrest photos of people giving a shit eating grin because they were drunk or arrested for something objectively funny. So that one wouldn't fase me.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 140d
Obviously fake, but kinda funny
UnspecificGravity@piefed.social · 15 pts · 140d
Isn't this one of those states that instructed people to report all their immigrant neighbors?
I guess they didn't mean white immigrants.
slothrop@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 140d
The weirdest thing about this is she's being booked.
As in, there were no other options for such an egregious and heinous offence?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 140d
She abused police services, tying up resources meant for actual emergencies. That’s usually a serious crime.
What’s weird is when the neighborhood racist calls the police to arrest kids playing outside or knock down a lemonade stand and they just laugh and leave them there without any consequences.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 140d
How do you know that the mugshot isn't of the person with the British accent???
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 140d
Didn’t think ICE took mugshots.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 140d
Hero
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 140d
Says the guy whose profile picture is a French person with a British accent
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 140d
Oh no...
hopesdead@startrek.website · 4 pts · 140d
Hey… he speaks French. We just hear a translation instead.
snooggums@piefed.world · 2 pts · 140d
Babelfish!
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d
ChapGPT
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 140d
It’s the universal translator.
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 140d
I'm not entirely sure if i downvote because of ai slop or because of the nauseous pro american sentiment
MTZ@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 140d
EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 140d
They mean the neighbour was talking normal English without some clownish accent
KombatWombat@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 139d
I'm ok with people being British, just not in front of children.
Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 140d
That smug-ass smile of hers though.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 140d
To be fair, it depends on the accent.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 140d
If it's scouse, I'm with her.
ceenote@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d
Must have been a pretty villainous one.
MTZ@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d
Cockney, for sure.
abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 140d
Didn't happen. Had to check.
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 140d
We won that war to bring back a monarchy of our own
roserose56@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 140d
Plonkers will be plonkers lad, don't be like them.
Obnomus@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 140d