What other delivery mechanisms are there, and which ones are your favourites?

Cheeseburgers are a delivery mechanism for pickles.

Sandwiches are a delivery mechanism for red onion.

And shop icecreams for the waffle cone, those 3 are probably my favs.

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its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 152d (4 replies)

Crown Royal is a delivery mechanism for dice bags.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Dam that does look like a swanky dice bag

its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 152d

The cheapest dice bag that comes with liquor.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 152d

This is the most accurate thing I have ever seen on the Internet.

STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d

Also, car shifter boots.

Wren@lemmy.today · 10 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Sushi is a vessel for wasabi.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 152d

I can't believe I forgot this one! Always ask for extra wasabi

Nemo@slrpnk.net · 7 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Cheeseburgers are a delivery mechanism for pickles.

I'd like to talk about this for a minute. Y'see, I realized this myself, some years ago. And if the best part of the burger is the pickle, why am I eating a burger at all? Why don't I just eat a sandwich stuffed with cheese and onions and pickles and lettuce and condiments?

So that's what I do now, and I'm happier for it.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 152d

And you can have it whenever you want. Truly one of life's greatest milestones achieved.

DredPyr8Roberts@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 152d (3 replies)

Tortilla chips are the ultimate delivery mechanism. Chips and salsa, bean dip, guacamole, or queso. Combine some or all, or add cheese or protein and you have nachos. Or eat the chips just for the salt.

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 152d (2 replies)

I have to ask, what is queso for an American? To me, a Spaniard, it is the word cheese.
What kind of cheese is queso over there?

Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Emulsified cheese sauce that's semi-liquid at room temperature and used as a dip, usually with a few chili peppers or some salsa mixed in. Basically nacho cheese sauce but slightly spicy.

quediuspayu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 152d

Seems interesting, I might to make some. Thanks.

hobata@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 152d (2 replies)

Going to work is delivery mechanism for money.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 152d

item lost during delivery

luthis@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 152d

Not my favourite mechanism but it works

leadore@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 152d

Baked potatoes are a delivery mechanism for sour cream, butter, salt and pepper.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 152d (3 replies)

Cheeseburgers are a delivery system for cheese.

Regular burgers are a delivery system for pickles.

Waffles are a delivery system for syrup.

Fries are a delivery system for ketchup or mayo, depending on where you are.

Jello Shots are a delivery system of drunkeness.

Garlic bread is a delivery system for garlic.

TheWeirdestCunt@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 152d (1 reply)

Fries being a delivery system for ketchup and mayo at the same time is great too.

cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 152d

Fry sauce! I add hot sauce to mine. Popularized in the American Midwest but you can make it anywhere.

luthis@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 152d

I'd dispute only the garlic, IMO the best part is the crunchy, buttery, garlicky crust of the bread at the bottom. The rest is negligible.

JohnnyEnzyme@piefed.social · 3 pts · 152d

I admit I'm a complete degenerate at this point.
I mainly eat food for two, and only two reasons-- garlic and chili heat.

I still get interested looks sometimes from the opposite sex, but then they catch a whiff, lol. They haven't seen my bloodwork, though.

OMG, but that rush upon eating spicy food...

IWW4@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 152d

Diet Coke is my delivery mechanism for Whiskey.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 152d

_______________ is a delivery system for Ranch.

Aeri@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 150d

Chicken nuggets are merely a vessel for barbecue sauce.

Burritos are merely a vessel for hot sauce.

moondoggie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 152d

Can’t think of any faves at the moment, but on the other side of the spectrum…

People are a delivery mechanism for farts.

Printers are a delivery mechanism for stress.

Red hats are a delivery mechanism for shitty opinions.