Your mother's package has arrived

I hope the Cooter Clobberer 9000 is all she hyped it up to be

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36 Comments

snoons@lemmy.ca · 48 pts · 127d (1 reply)

PULL FORWARD AFTER FUELLING OR GET SHOT

Damage@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 127d

Friendly.

hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 127d

"don't worry it'll be in discreet packaging"

DarthPub@retrofed.com · 31 pts · 127d (1 reply)
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jqubed@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 127d

It’s impossible to miss something that large

genuineparts@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 127d (6 replies)

Oh my god it looks like a gigantic....

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 127d (5 replies)

Wang! Pay attention!

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 127d (4 replies)

I’m sorry sir! I was distracted by that truly massive…

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 127d (3 replies)

Willy! What's that?

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 10 pts · 127d (2 replies)

Well, that looks like a huge...

WR5@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 127d (1 reply)

Cock-a-doodle-doo! That rooster's so loud it's hard to pay attention to this gigantic...

generic_computers@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 126d

Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 127d

That other truck in the background is 'mirin the goods

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 127d (2 replies)

Damn I'd been looking for my dick all morning

dennisnedry@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 127d (1 reply)

This happens all the time; it's detachable

smeenz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 127d

This comes in handy a lot of the time

starik@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 127d (1 reply)

Get your minds out of the gutter. That could be anything under that tarp.

starchylemming@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 127d

yeah. like. a big fat dong

finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 127d (1 reply)

Imagine being the trucker.

"I didn't remortgage my house for the third time just to buy a truck that hauls dick!"

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 126d

are you kidding most truckers i know would love to haul dick

Chais@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 126d

The fuck?? They promised discreet packaging!

asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev · 5 pts · 127d (2 replies)

Guys I have a very weird question for all of you, but I swear I am not trolling! This is a serious question.

How would you get a massive cylinder (~10m length, ~10m girth) through a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?

WraithGear@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 126d (1 reply)

must the cylinder remain unharmed?

asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev · 1 pts · 123d

of course

ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 127d (1 reply)

Many people in the comments apparently share the same dick.

Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 127d

Some people, apparently, haven't heard of the Ancestral Dildo.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 127d

Oh I think that’s my dick.

FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 5 pts · 127d

Either Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory is building Big a memorial or theres an X-rated studio filming a peter pan spoof.

dumbass@piefed.social · 4 pts · 127d
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d (1 reply)

It's only like that because it's cold, honest! It's called shrinkage. It's natural, I swear!

MehBlah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d

I'm sure some of them wouldn't mind.

wabafee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d (1 reply)

Dildo for Godzilla?

Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 127d

Godzdildo?

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 127d

Nah that's mine

roserose56@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 127d

You wanted to say my step-mother package......

PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 126d

Why didn't she order the large one?

BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d

Why are these always reserved for someone's mother? Why can't they save some for the rest of us :(