c/lemmyshitpost · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 127dYour mother's package has arrived I hope the Cooter Clobberer 9000 is all she hyped it up to be 465 points · 36 comments · view on lemmy.world
36 Comments
snoons@lemmy.ca · 48 pts · 127d
Damage@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 127d
Friendly.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 43 pts · 127d
"don't worry it'll be in discreet packaging"
DarthPub@retrofed.com · 31 pts · 127d
jqubed@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 127d
It’s impossible to miss something that large
genuineparts@infosec.pub · 23 pts · 127d
Oh my god it looks like a gigantic....
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 127d
Wang! Pay attention!
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 127d
I’m sorry sir! I was distracted by that truly massive…
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 127d
Willy! What's that?
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 10 pts · 127d
Well, that looks like a huge...
WR5@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 127d
Cock-a-doodle-doo! That rooster's so loud it's hard to pay attention to this gigantic...
generic_computers@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 126d
Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?
gibmiser@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 127d
That other truck in the background is 'mirin the goods
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 127d
Damn I'd been looking for my dick all morning
dennisnedry@feddit.nu · 4 pts · 127d
This happens all the time; it's detachable
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 127d
This comes in handy a lot of the time
starik@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 127d
Get your minds out of the gutter. That could be anything under that tarp.
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 127d
yeah. like. a big fat dong
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 127d
Imagine being the trucker.
"I didn't remortgage my house for the third time just to buy a truck that hauls dick!"
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 126d
are you kidding most truckers i know would love to haul dick
Chais@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 126d
The fuck?? They promised discreet packaging!
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev · 5 pts · 127d
Guys I have a very weird question for all of you, but I swear I am not trolling! This is a serious question.
How would you get a massive cylinder (~10m length, ~10m girth) through a mini M&Ms tube filled with butter and microwaved mashed banana?
WraithGear@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 126d
must the cylinder remain unharmed?
asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev · 1 pts · 123d
of course
ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 127d
Many people in the comments apparently share the same dick.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 127d
Some people, apparently, haven't heard of the Ancestral Dildo.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 5 pts · 127d
Oh I think that’s my dick.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online · 5 pts · 127d
Either Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory is building Big a memorial or theres an X-rated studio filming a peter pan spoof.
dumbass@piefed.social · 4 pts · 127d
https://youtu.be/Pp392Nk_2vw
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
It's only like that because it's cold, honest! It's called shrinkage. It's natural, I swear!
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 127d
I'm sure some of them wouldn't mind.
wabafee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 127d
Dildo for Godzilla?
Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 127d
Godzdildo?
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 2 pts · 127d
Nah that's mine
roserose56@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 127d
You wanted to say my step-mother package......
PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 126d
Why didn't she order the large one?
BoosBeau@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 127d
Why are these always reserved for someone's mother? Why can't they save some for the rest of us :(