You will never be bitchless if you are your own bitch - Buddha

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53 Comments

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de · 83 pts · 151d (7 replies)

This is just masturbation with extra steps.

frog@feddit.uk · 52 pts · 151d (1 reply)

If this is masturbation then that means she is still a virgin.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 150d

but at least she'll have skills ☝️

forrgott@lemmy.zip · 31 pts · 151d

tomiant@piefed.social · 10 pts · 150d (3 replies)

So is sex if you think about it.

yakko@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 150d (2 replies)

Onan had never seen such bullshit

tomiant@piefed.social · 5 pts · 150d (1 reply)

Damn, deep reference

dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 149d

It would be the expert.

Killer57@lemmy.ca · 67 pts · 150d (1 reply)

Second image required.

h3ll3rsh4nks@ani.social · 27 pts · 150d

Eagerly waiting for number 3 when 54 year old them has no topping skills either lol

catfeeder@piefed.blahaj.zone · 50 pts · 151d (6 replies)

I feel like having sex with yourself (your own clone / past self / whatever) must be as unpleasant as hearing a recording of your own voice.

altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 35 pts · 151d

If it's based on a fake perception of how great one doing vocally (or in bed), then yes, I can see how it may be uncomfortable in the beginning. But it allows one to break said perception and have a direct feedback for once. It's a valuable lesson if one wants to git gud in it.

Tunawithshoes@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 151d (2 replies)

I disagree, I am hot, she is hot. It is like using a mirror during sex. Sure neither of us are allowed to dirty talk but I mean we both can do without it.

tomiant@piefed.social · 15 pts · 150d (1 reply)

If I was fucking myself there would be so much dirty talk...

dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 149d

Id gwt way too mean.

generic_computers@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 150d

I made videos for my YouTube channel and I have to listen to myself a lot, it's so weird. It's like "is that what I really sound like?" I guess I'll just keep editing and hopefully other people don't mind my voice.

dansemacabreingalone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 149d

Im told im pretty okay, but dont believe it. This would be a nice affirming experience, either for how adequate i am at fucking or for my self assessment.

lexaflexa@sopuli.xyz · 41 pts · 150d

Time traveled just to go fuck yourself

ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 33 pts · 150d (8 replies)

How did she get so much taller in the future?

tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 150d

It’s because of the Chlorophyll in her hair.

fantacyde@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 150d (1 reply)

Nice boots probably :P

tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 149d

Every time I read butts or boobs, but never boots on the first try

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 150d

Heels

ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 2 pts · 150d (3 replies)

I'm afraid the younger self is underage. At most 14 with that height difference.

RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 150d (1 reply)

Jokes on you, that's legal where i live(Italy)

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 148d

as it is in most of the world

Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 150d
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rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 19 pts · 150d (9 replies)

Never mind "is this masturbation", is it pedophilia if you do it with your young teenager self?

tomiant@piefed.social · 7 pts · 150d (2 replies)

No, because your future self consents on your own behalf.

AzuraTheSpellkissed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 150d (1 reply)

It's not a question of consent

tomiant@piefed.social · 6 pts · 150d

It's really not a serious question at all...

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 150d (5 replies)

If they're a minor, but the older one is 36, so even a 15 year younger version would still be an adult.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 4 pts · 150d (4 replies)

The older person in the post appears about 30cm (a full head, or foot) taller than the younger. Even with high heels, the real height difference should be at least 15cm. AFAIK, girls/young women usually have the bulk of their height growth in their younger teens, and they definitely won't be growing 15cm after 21.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 150d (3 replies)

Anime logic maybe? I do agree, it makes things trickier, but the way the younger character says "I'm still bitchless?" makes me think they're definitely not a young teen and probably a few years older than the age at which most people lose their virginity. As the Queen of the Femcels, I don't know when that age would be, but a few years older than it would probably be well into adulthood ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also, in the second part someone provided, they suggest getting a 51 year old version involved. It's an odd age to specify outside of it being 15 years older than 36, so it's probably the same age gap as for the younger version(21).

testaccount789@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 149d (1 reply)

Would this be good enough to close the case without needing any weirdness?:
https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/health-and-families/turkey-surgery-legs-lengthening-b2351481.html

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 149d

Probably not, but considering the only piece of evidence for the younger one being a minor is the height, I'm not gonna lose sleep over it.

rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 150d

That's not particularly in line with any of the anime I've seen (in the first place, in most anime the younger person would be <18 yo because that's the normal age for anime protagonists).

ColdWater@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 150d (11 replies)

Is having sex with your clone count as incest?

maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 150d (10 replies)

Worse. Selfcest or Onecest. Worse in a biological sense. Not tryna kinkshame anyone.

tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 150d (3 replies)

Worse in a biological sense.

Only if you can reproduce with yourself

maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 150d (1 reply)

Only if you can reproduce with yourself

Yeah...

tr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 150d

Well, one can dream. Since it’s hentai and real futanaris are thing in hentai, it could be possible. We haven’t seen them naked in the meme

Gladaed@feddit.org · 3 pts · 150d

Incest isn't forbidden for risk of child alone, but also mental and social impacts, iirc.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 150d (4 replies)

It's basically impossible for humans to reproduce with their clone, so the hangup isn't biological at all. In that case, selfcest is better than incest because there are no relationship and familial dynamics to cause problems. So long as both versions are consenting adults, it's less problematic than incest.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 150d (2 replies)

oh no you don't robert heinlein get back in horny jail

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 150d (1 reply)

Robert "service guarantees citizenship" Heinlein?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 150d

He got really freaky in some of his time travel books. My parents really should have kept some of their library away from 8 year olds, like the one where everyone is the same character.

maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 150d

Oh yeah, forgot about human biology.

tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 150d

Celcest.

Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 151d (1 reply)

Wouldn't this collapse the space-time continuum?

FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 151d

The question is not what will it do to the space time continuum, the question is is it worth what will happen.

vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 150d

🥵

tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 148d (1 reply)

There was an episode of Superjail! about this. If I recall correctly, everyone died horrifically.