A game changer is in the works 🚨

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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 112d

In b4 tha headline "new hole just leaked"

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 37 pts · 112d (9 replies)

Wait, what's the fourth?

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 112d (1 reply)

Find someone who's had a colostomy

Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 112d

😳

VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 111d

I thought I was going to have to edit this myself, but it just showed up when I searched for "fourthmeal"

NONE_dc@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 112d

I was afraid to ask the same thing.

db2@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 111d

Eczpurt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 112d

Back of the knee somewhere

Forester@pawb.social · 10 pts · 112d

Perk up your ears

JaymesRS@piefed.world · 7 pts · 111d (1 reply)

The more ā€œvanillaā€ version of the 4th hole in a heteronormative coupling refers to the cisfemale’s cismale partner getting pegged.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 111d

If my gf also pegs her bf is that a 5th hole? If her bf and i dock is that 6? 7? Maybe infinity like an ouroboros?

Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 35 pts · 112d (1 reply)

Finally unlocking that belly button access I bet.

ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 112d

I was hoping for "Shinshi Shinshi"... the ear canal.

OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 31 pts · 111d

MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 112d

I'm gonna fill it so full of mung beans

Grimy@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 111d (1 reply)

I haven't seen this anywhere else. Is this some type of ad campaign? Op posts three of these a day.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 6 pts · 111d

Poingnant shitposting about a made up CEO of sex at a time when half the news is politicians saying stupid shit and the other half are CEOs saying stupid shit.

I see these as parodies of Sam Altman or Jensen Huang.

napkin2020@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 111d (1 reply)

I'm blocking this now. Don't even know what this is.

qarbone@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 111d

It's a shitpost

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 111d (2 replies)

Nobody asked for this

pressanykeynow@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 111d (1 reply)

Don't just speak for everyone.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 111d

No no no, i'm pretty sure that every time a 5th penis haver is involved in intercourse, they're there to watch, not to participate. This wqs a totally unnecesary patch

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 10 pts · 111d (3 replies)

We just skipping over the 4th hole?

Zabjam@feddit.org · 15 pts · 111d

Windows went from 8 to 10. Why can't he go from 3 to 5?

KernelTale@programming.dev · 4 pts · 111d (1 reply)

Ass hole, pee hole, vaginal hole, oral hole

ignotum@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 111d

There's more than that, the real answer is "as many as Michael needs"

janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 111d

Okay what is this trend, I'm out of the loop

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 111d

Spoiler alerts: it's the belly button, now turned into a full-sized hole, with the necessary nerves and other things.

BigTurkeyLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 111d

My favorite 🄹

AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 112d

Having seen many things on the internet I wish I hadn’t, I think there are actually 12 holes. Roughly working top down:

  • 2x: gore
  • 2x: slightly more socially acceptable gore (especially on non-humans)
  • 2x: that’s just weird but not gore I guess
  • 1x: mainstream porn
  • 2x: I don’t think these work like fetishists think they work
  • 1x: this definitely doesn’t work the way fetishists think it works
  • 1x: probably uncomfortable, also why?
  • (1x: not guaranteed to exist on everyone but the most ā€œvanillaā€ of all the holes)
  • 1x: probably ouch but some people are into that ig