Think I can rub this one out

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homes@piefed.world · 21 pts · 104d (4 replies)

You can always rub one out, but your car door is fucked

cheat700000007@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d (3 replies)

Can make it glisten though

homes@piefed.world · 2 pts · 104d (2 replies)

And it can always shine brighter with an extra hand ;)

cheat700000007@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d (1 reply)

Wax on, wax off

homes@piefed.world · 2 pts · 104d

Not too fast…

CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 105d

You can always rub one out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) P.S. Should fix your door.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 7 pts · 104d (7 replies)

How do you jerk off a car? 🤔

Dojan@pawb.social · 3 pts · 104d (2 replies)

You need a dragon.

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 104d (1 reply)

Dang. All I got is a kobold.

Dojan@pawb.social · 1 pts · 104d

They usually have a dragon nearby so I think you're on the right path!

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 104d (2 replies)

You ever see Transformers?

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 104d (1 reply)

Does Optimus Prime turn into a cigarette and smoke himself after sex? 🤔

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 104d

Some weird kind of self-vore, but instead of bellies, butts, or balls, it's lungs

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 104d

Tailpipe.

j4k3@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 105d

Most of it.

swagmoney@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 104d

if you won't i will

Jerb322@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d

Toilet plunger, some Turtle Wax, you're good as new.

Uri@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 104d

Why am I seeing a Dogs face 🫤

over_clox@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 104d (21 replies)

AI slop.

There is absolutely no way that back window could ever roll down into that door panel.

Edit: Ah, well crap, my bad all along, now I see it. 🤦‍♂️

Friggin' optical illusion I tells ya..

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 104d (5 replies)

This looks nothing like AI slop. It’s the bottom half of the door.

over_clox@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 104d (4 replies)

Look at the shape of the 'window'.

Now look at the shape of the door panel.

There is literally no way that 'window' could ever roll down and fit into that door panel.

This is simple and obvious visual geometry, slide top shape (window) down into bottom shape (door panel), it simply cannot fit.

Therefore this is not a real photo, as the window arrangement is physically impossible.

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 104d (3 replies)

There is no window in that photo. The photo shows the bottom half of the door, below where the window would be.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 104d (2 replies)

There is no window frame in that photo either, those doors have a window frame a couple inches thick all the way around. Another commenter posted an actual photo of such a door. The window frame isn't exactly an optional piece..

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 104d (1 reply)

The window frame is above where we can see, outside of the frame of the picture.

I think maybe you’re seeing the crease in the door and thinking that’s where the door meets the window, but that’s just a decorative crease.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d

Yeah, I finally figured that out just recently and updated my top level comment. Friggin' optical illusion of sorts LOL! 🤦‍♂️

LyD@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 104d (6 replies)

What window?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 104d (5 replies)

Exactly

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 104d (4 replies)

There is also no way OP could fit a V16 under the hood of the car the doors belong to (it's not pictured, but it doesn't make it any less true - OP might have used gen AI on the things not pictured in the pic they posted!!).

over_clox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 104d (3 replies)

See this real life photo of that model door posted by another commenter...

Audi Q5 door

Now look at the seams on OP's photo, and riddle me where the hell is the window frame even? That's not exactly an optional part on that model door.

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 104d (2 replies)

Where is the roof of the car?
Or the left window wiper?
Or proof of extended warranty?

It also only has one tyre - in OPs pic, in your pic the car has 0 tyres.

Also - "what window?"?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d (1 reply)

Ah, well crap, my bad all along, now I see it. 🤦‍♂️

Friggin' optical illusion I tells ya..

Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 2 pts · 104d

mhi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d (7 replies)

Seems ok to me:

Audi Q5 door

over_clox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 104d (6 replies)

Yeah, OP's photo is missing that triangle plastic piece in the back corner, making it a fake image. Without that plastic bit, with the window filling up the whole door frame, it cannot possibly roll down. It simply cannot fit into the door frame (OP's image can't I mean).

Edit: Also, OP's image doesn't even have a window frame.

proudblond@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 104d (2 replies)

OP’s picture is cropped with a gray background.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 104d (1 reply)

I'm not talking about the cropping, look at the seams above the door but below the cropped background color. There isn't even a window frame...

proudblond@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 104d

I think it’s just cropped out. Is the very edge of it on the left side of the pic? It’s hard to tell.

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d (2 replies)

The photo is cropped below the window, you're only seeing the door panel. No part of the window is visible.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 104d (1 reply)

Ah, well crap, my bad all along, now I see it. 🤦‍♂️

Friggin' optical illusion I tells ya..

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 104d

Yeah definitely a trick of the light, that part that curves suddenly catches the reflection of the sky in a way that makes it seem almost translucent.