c/lemmyshitpost · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 120dWhat a world 812 points · 55 comments · view on lemmy.world
55 Comments
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 102 pts · 120d
Woah woah woah woah….hold the fuck up.
Are you telling me that hipsters aren’t part of a hip?
GargleBlaster@feddit.org · 34 pts · 120d
I've read studies that most hipsters indeed have a hip. But I'm not a expert on hip related stuff. I mostly focus on elbows
Denvil@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 120d
With gargle in your name I would have thought you'd focus on throats or mouthes
NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 10 pts · 119d
No, but hipsters do have hips, meaning hips are hipstersters.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 120d
Does this mean toasters are part of a toa?
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 120d
What about hamsters?
WHAT ABOUT HAMSTERS!!!!?
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 120d
The Hip, it's kinda Tragic really
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 120d
Ironicaly, this is not the dumbest thing he's ever said.
rImITywR@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 120d
This isn't even the dumbest thing he has said about lobsters.
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 120d
Goddamn they would have to put him in another coma if he read that.
vga@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 119d
snooggums@piefed.world · 5 pts · 120d
This isn' a joke?
No idea who he is.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 16 pts · 120d
Jordan Peterson, noted lobster admirer.
That's not a quote from him though, they just drew the obvious mental association line between the quote and him.
snooggums@piefed.world · 11 pts · 120d
Gotcha!
Apparently I have been successful enough in avoiding him that I forgot what he looks like.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 9 pts · 120d
Humble brag lol
snooggums@piefed.world · 9 pts · 120d
No one is more humble than I am.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 120d
Well, there’s me, but no. It’s fine.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 49 pts · 120d
akilou@sh.itjust.works · 42 pts · 120d
Jordan Peterson would consider the idea, half-agreeing and following up with, "well, it depends on what you mean by lob"
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 120d
This makes more sense than 90% of the things he's said.
TheMinister@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 120d
And he has a weird amount to say about lobsters, believe it or not
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 120d
I'm embarrassed to be a Canadian every time I see this guy or his family in the news.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 120d
At least he lost his license for saying mentally ill people should kill themselves.
some_random_nick@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 120d
There's always gonna be a black sheep. No need to take the blame for others.
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 120d
Agreed. I'm surprised he's still in the news. Fuck him.
athatet@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 120d
Idk if a shitpost on lemmy counts as news.
zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 120d
Yeah, me too...
But we gave more good than bad, John candy, Mike Myers, Dan Ackroyd, Jeff Healey, and on and on and on....
So what if there's a couple of Jordan Peterson's or Justin Bieber's...
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 120d
Who is this guy? Someone else posted his name, but what’s his deal?
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 120d
I'll try not to skew your view any further with my personal opinion if you haven't heard of him. I hate to say DYOR, but have a read: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Peterson
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 120d
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 120d
Oh, the value of a University of Toronto Psychology degree.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 120d
Don't even get me started on hipsters
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 120d
If you read it in Kermit the Frog’s voice, it’s like you’re in the room with him. Minus the smell of meat-and-benzo sweat.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 120d
If I never saw that guy face again I'd be happier
WereCat@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 120d
This just proves that we’ve been had by a trickster
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 120d
ladies and gentlemen, the most intelligent right-wing man.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 120d
Clean ur room, donchaknow
Sektor@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 119d
The most intelligent right wing men and women are dismantling USA democracy, and are doing a pretty good job so far.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 120d
This is yet another sign that society is degenerating.
Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 120d
What about dragons?
zebidiah@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 120d
Imagine ...
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d
say that again
DahGangalang@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 120d
Well I mean people just keeping telling stories about them; the they just drag on and on
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 120d
😭
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 119d
Knobsters are part of a knob.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 120d
Doctor of pseudology.
Alsjemenou@lemy.nl · 4 pts · 119d
starts crying
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 120d
Chatters is this real?
nullify3112@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 120d
And monsters aren’t part of a mon ? Is that what they are hiding under Olympus Mons?
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 119d
Only earth elementals.
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 120d
NYOHOHO
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 119d
Thanks I hate it.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 119d
Jordan Peterson's voice is just Robert Zubrins voice but one octave lower
Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 120d
He's got a foot in the grave and a wasted life to not be remembered
mech@feddit.org · 3 pts · 120d
What about Hipsters?
Alberat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 120d
ironically, hipsters are not hip (except ironically)
vga@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 119d