c/lotrmemes · by PugJesus@piefed.social · 113dListen up, fives! 190 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
OpenStars@piefed.social · 25 pts · 113d
It do be facts tho.
No, wait... he's gotta be at least a 12?!?
lemmyng@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 113d
He's at least 12 material, but he's so humble he doesn't claim to be more than 11. That clearly makes him a 13.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 11 pts · 113d
You're thinking of his wife, Legolas.
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 113d
It's a logarithmic scale.
sundray@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 113d
God I hope so! 🥵
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 113d
Is this a 30 Rock reference?
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 112d
Oh yeah, that's what it was!
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 112d
Works better in Dutch, where eleven and elf are synonyms.
pulsey@feddit.org · 9 pts · 112d
In German too, but our gendered articles get in the way: eine Elf vs ein Elf.
Sasquatch@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 111d
wait which one gets eine? Are all elves feminine(like, i know they are, but still), or are numbers gendered?
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 112d
Doesn't 'ich bin elf' work, in a way?
groet@feddit.org · 7 pts · 112d
That would be understood by almost everyone as "I am eleven years old"
grue@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 113d
What?
Somsphet@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 111d
This deserves more attention.
rumschlumpel@feddit.org · 6 pts · 113d
If Boromir is a ten, I'm a three. Therefore, I'm not invited to his speech and will remove myself from the premises.
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 111d
Your dad might not, but we still love you Faramir.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 111d
The movies actually tone down a bit how much of a beast Boromir is in battle because they want to build up Aragorn for the later films. In the book he’s notorious among the orcs and they’re absolutely terrified of him.
Drusas@fedia.io · 2 pts · 113d
Aragorn was the hottest Lucifer as well.