Hey, most people like neither to be found or fined. And if someone wanted something from you, but offered to pay in a toy made of dirt and spit, would you take them seriously? Come on.
Rest assured, something always answered. Just not to you directly, for you to hear and understand. More like a fart in your general direction, if you get my meaning...
I'd have to be a suburban deer...don't want to live on some hunting grounds. Maybe steal a dayglow vest for safety...that way the hunters think I'm one of them and don't try to shoot me.
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MissesAutumnRains@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 29 pts · 126d
I literally do not care. My hands would be on the imprint so fast. The fae can take me.
lath@piefed.social · 22 pts · 126d
Wishes to unknown supernatural entities usually solve the problem, but not the way you want them to.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 126d
Wish i could find these "entities". I've offered my body and soul to so many I'm starting to believe it's all made up. Nothing ever answers.
lath@piefed.social · 2 pts · 126d
Hey, most people like neither to be found or fined. And if someone wanted something from you, but offered to pay in a toy made of dirt and spit, would you take them seriously? Come on.
Rest assured, something always answered. Just not to you directly, for you to hear and understand. More like a fart in your general direction, if you get my meaning...
fossilesque@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 126d
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 4 pts · 125d
AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social · 11 pts · 126d
I read "fecal" instead of "faetal" and thought yep, those hand prints look poopie. Either way, the fae can have me.
bizarroland@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 126d
I feel like the fairies would treat me differently.
snooggums@piefed.world · 11 pts · 126d
I can change them.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 126d
Do I have to drop my pants beforehand, or do they do it?
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 126d
Interesting. It seems most people put their hands on the "wishes" sign to their doom, not the sign that instructs us to place our hands "here".
Almost made it
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 126d
I read foetal and thought it's an abortion tree
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 126d
Tbf turning into a deer would be an improvement.
I'd have to be a suburban deer...don't want to live on some hunting grounds. Maybe steal a dayglow vest for safety...that way the hunters think I'm one of them and don't try to shoot me.
voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 125d
Where you realize your worries are what make you..you, but the faeries take literally ownership of your memories.