Poor man just wanted to run a brutal and profitable drug empire 😭

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k0e3@lemmy.ca · 31 pts · 93d (14 replies)

What's "it"? His products? I couldn't find the number in the wiki.

Edit: thank you guys! It didn't occur to be that it's actually the cash, that's crazy!

vrek@programming.dev · 44 pts · 93d (7 replies)

In reality it was actual cash money. He couldn't use banks due to his money being gained through illegal means. He had stacks of money just laying around so much he couldn't really secure it. Columbia is generally warm and humid so a lot of pests like rats and insects. I heard he was spending around 10k a week just on rubber bands to wrap the money into stacks of a thousands.

If you don't know he made most of his money by selling cocaine though.

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 13 pts · 93d (3 replies)

Chap never heard of tupperware apparently.

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Rats can chew through cement.

CanadaPlus@futurology.today · 1 pts · 92d

No way. Really? That can't be much softer than their teeth.

CanadaPlus@futurology.today · 2 pts · 92d

You could also go with metal or stone, like an actual vault, but we both thought of tupperware. Go figure.

acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 93d (2 replies)

The District of Columbia isn't that warm.

kopasu22@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 93d

Maybe they meant the city from Bioshock Infinite. But I would think being at that elevation would make things colder, if anything.

luxadazy@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 92d

columbia, missouri

PugJesus@piefed.social · 26 pts · 93d (2 replies)

Cash. His business was illegal (naturally), and it was the 1980s, so most of his profits were in literal cash that could not really be safely put in banks in the amounts he was bringing it in. So much of it was physically stored and hidden in various safehouses... and sometimes, vermin and the elements would get at it, destroying or rotting the paper money beyond usability.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 93d (1 reply)

was cash ever actual paper? I'm pretty sure the US dollar has been cotton since it was first created, only actual paper money i can think of would be proto-cash in the form of bonds and whatnot.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 9 pts · 93d

Cotton paper is still paper.

usrtrv@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 93d

It being the literal cash.

grte@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 93d

No, his literal bank notes. Due to the nature of his business he hid his money wherever he could and a percentage of it was lost to environmental factors.

nocturne@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 93d

It looks like "it" is money, USD specifically judging by the $ in the meme.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 93d (13 replies)

To be fair, that’s 10%. That’s nuts.

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · -1 pts · 93d (12 replies)

$2.1B a year

$420M a week

I don't think that's 10%.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 93d (11 replies)

420M*52 weeks =21,840M =21.84B

Is it not?

zo0@programming.dev · 3 pts · 93d (1 reply)

How much is that after taxes?

Zanshi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 93d

You sure he paid taxes on his illegal coke business?

ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 2 pts · 93d (1 reply)

You're technically correct. The best kind of correct.

x00z@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 93d

I think this is technically more correct:

365.25 / 7 = 52.178571429
52.178571429 * 420,000,000 = 21,915,000,000
(2,100,000,000 / 21,915,000,000) * 100 = 9.582477755

Which means it's 9.58% rounded down to 2 decimals.

(This is using the common definition of a year and not a "tropical year")

ptu@sopuli.xyz · -2 pts · 93d (6 replies)

He cumulated the money for more than 52 weeks

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 93d (5 replies)

But he lost 2.1B every year, so for every 52 week period

ptu@sopuli.xyz · -2 pts · 93d (4 replies)

Yes, but losing 10% of an asset typically refers to total asset value, not revenue.

idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 93d (3 replies)

We’re not even including losses on the cocaine itself, this is all just about the revenue. He didn’t lose 10% of his business every year.

ptu@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 93d

I read it that he lost a significant part if his cash assets. Revenue is a different concept. In your calculation you made the comparison with revenue.

PugJesus@piefed.social · 14 pts · 94d
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 93d

This is, to be fair, most billionaires.

Assholes the lot of them.

kandoh@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Imagine making that sort of money and just buying hippos with it

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 92d

He bought a country with it first

CanadaPlus@futurology.today · 4 pts · 93d (4 replies)

What got eaten by rats? Were those rats living on pure cocaine somehow?

PugJesus@piefed.social · 4 pts · 93d (3 replies)

Cash, delicious, delicious paper

CanadaPlus@futurology.today · 4 pts · 93d (2 replies)

Ah. I'm surprised there's any calories in that for a non-ruminant.

Bro, get some Tupperware or something. Sure you're still unimaginably rich, but there's a principle to it!

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 92d (1 reply)

They nest with it

CanadaPlus@futurology.today · 1 pts · 91d

That would make more sense. I imagine it would also be good just to wear down their teeth if there's nothing else available.

MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social · 3 pts · 93d

That's about 21 billion a year (assuming 2 weeks for holidays because 50 is easier to multiply than 52, and 21 is a nicer number than 21.84).

frog@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 93d (2 replies)

Nah, that shit was stolen.

CanadaPlus@futurology.today · 2 pts · 92d (1 reply)

Honestly, when your whole organisation is hardened criminals <10% grift is pretty impressive.

frog@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 92d

That's less than retail store losses due to theft. Lol.