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Elshender@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 101d

These are available at Omega Mart (fake surreal supermarket in Las Vegas)

FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Don't buy gas station crack.

SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 101d

You are Right! Boycott Gasoline! Go Electric!

billwashere@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 101d

What they don’t tell you about 5 hour energy is that 4 of them will be on the toilet.

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 101d (4 replies)

20ish years ago I had a lunch ritual of two of these, a gas station egg or chicken salad sandwich, a shot of well scotch and a beer (coors light or Budweiser) to chase. These are no longer part of my lunch ritual

Cethin@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 101d (1 reply)

I'm glad, and surprised, you're still with us!

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 101d

Yeah, those five hour energies must be full of preservatives because I'm in good shape these days.

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 4 pts · 101d (1 reply)

What the fuck were you going through

WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 100d

Nothing in particular, I think I was just bored/lonely. It was decades ago at this point. I lived in an area and had the kinds of jobs where that wasn't too unusual a thing. I stopped all that extra foolishness after just a couple of years and went on to more normal jobs, eventually college and a family. No outward signs of my misspent youth/young adulthood.

DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 101d (1 reply)

I'll take a case of 12 please!

khannie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d

Just three for me. I don't fancy that comedown.

helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d (1 reply)

Hey, what's the point if it's blackout inducing? That's what I'm trying to stop!

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d

No, this is a productive blackout not a pass out. You snap to and everyone is congratulating you for what you did. Totally different experience /s

ArchBtw@ani.social · 2 pts · 101d

Big Berry

ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 101d

MANergy!

Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 100d

Ok but 80 hour energy spray is a real thing that first existed when I was in high school. A friend of mine drank an entire bottle of it once, thankfully vomited pretty quickly, then spent the rest of the day vibrating involuntarily and dry heaving.

Elshender@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 101d
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TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 101d

Knew a late stage alcoholic who loaded these up with vodka, chugged them before mowing lawns in the 100+ heat.

He should have stuck to the rhino penis.

What about stree overlord?

rumba@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 100d

Used to work with a guy who would drink 3-5 a day at work; he had a file cabinet full of his empties.