The Great Ice Ball Earth Theory

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okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 117 pts · 122d (12 replies)

I love that the sun supposedly melts a spot, but helpfully leaves the arctic ice sheet in the center.

stenAanden@feddit.dk · 93 pts · 122d (2 replies)

Because the sun rotates around that part, duh

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 122d

starik@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 120d

This is literally part of standard flat earth models. The sun flies around in a circle above the earth, and when it gets far enough away from your location, that’s sunset/night.

I don’t know how they deal with the lack of change in the sun’s apparent diameter.

Edit: Looked it up. It’s due to “atmospheric distortion.”

wjrii@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 122d (5 replies)

I also love that this version of flat earth theory is perfectly okay with our living on the surface of a huge spherical object floating in space.

marcos@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 122d

The sphere is so big that it will appear as flat for any purpose you can think of.

Oh, wait...

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 20 pts · 122d (1 reply)

They've come around in the end, it seems

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 122d

🥁🐍

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 121d

So many hoops to jump through only to theorize that we are in fact on a spheroid planet...

Sualtam@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 120d

I guess this is mocking flat earthers. Not a real claim they make.

troybot@piefed.social · 12 pts · 122d

That's where Santa Claus lives. It's pretty obvious that he uses his magic to make the snow and ice so that every day is Christmas.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 121d

Because the sun likes cold drinks

spirinolas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 121d

There's obviously a gigantic magnifying glass between the Sun an Earth!

petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 68 pts · 122d (8 replies)

Flat earth would be so cool if it was just sci-fantasy authors and not weird, return to christandom, anti-modernity types.

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 37 pts · 122d

So, the Discworld. Yes, it is very cool.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 122d

They really do ruin everything

Rudee@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 122d (1 reply)

There's some really amazing world building that's been done with flat-earth art as a springboard

Can't remember the name, but there's one with concentric circles separated by ice walls with landmasses named after different mythologies' deities. There's a whole community built around writing lore for each landmass

TwodogsFighting@lemdro.id · 2 pts · 121d

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Only_Forward

Michael Marshall Smith does this theme, only different.

bufalo1973@piefed.social · 8 pts · 122d (3 replies)

Even old Christians knew the earth was a sphere. The "Catholics believe the earth is flat" was something said by someone AGAINST Catholics, not because it was true.

petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 122d

The return to christandom thing is just something they say, it's not exactly true.

Bluewing@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d

They knew for sure. They just didn't know much about the layout and mechanics of the solar system. The Earth centric model was the thing. But only because they didn't have good enough tools to observe otherwise. When they got better telescopes and mathematics, learned better.

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 120d
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postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 122d (4 replies)

Wiffleball Earth Therory

18107@aussie.zone · 30 pts · 122d (3 replies)

Why a sphere? Why not a torus?

BambiDiego@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 122d

Don't be silly, it's Turtles all the way down, not bulls

deft@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 121d

We could use a lady of pain around here..

Bluewing@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d

I loves me some touruses....If I could make that doughnut in Blender I would spend all day just doing that.

Malyca@lemmy.zip · 29 pts · 122d (1 reply)

It's the "possibly hollow" for me

starik@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 120d

It would have to be, else the whole thing would be so massive, it would risk collapsing into a star. Except stars are smaller than planets in that picture, so never mind.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 19 pts · 122d (2 replies)

Why would the very center of the melted puddle also be just as cold and frozen as the edges?

ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 122d

The Sun orbits around the center, but its hottest side always faces away. That's why seasons happen

Tiral@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 122d

Shhhh honey, we don't use logic here. Just let it happen.

boogiebored@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 122d

i love it, i’m in

BigBrownDog@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 122d (4 replies)

If this is true, then why does my wife want to leave me for Devin from her work?

sundray@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 122d

He has a big dick.

TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 122d

Devin knows the truth.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 121d

Flat Devin theory. How much is a bulldozer?

Watermark710@piefed.social · 1 pts · 120d

His balls aren't hollow.

onnekas@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 120d (2 replies)

OK, I love the big ice ball theory. However, I think the big ice ball might actually be flat. Idk would make more sense to me.

Alberat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 120d (1 reply)

but that flat ice ball is on a ball of lava

liuther9@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 120d

And in fact this is not a lava but just a floor

Leviathan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 121d

So you're saying it's a sphere..

anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 121d

This is probably what it felt like to the first explorers trying to cross either pole.

lime@feddit.nu · 6 pts · 122d

gonna tell my children that this was the snowball earth hypothesis

Aqarius@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 122d (4 replies)

...This is just Mistborn.

Or Disco Elysium for the multiple earths option.

felsiq@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 122d (3 replies)

Wait what? What did mistborn have that was like this? My memory of era 1 is a little foggy and I assume that’s when you’re talking about

dragonfucker@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 121d

Haha foggy

Aqarius@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 121d (1 reply)

IIRC, the habitable region of Era 1 was essentially a radius around the north pole.

felsiq@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 121d

Oh I don’t remember that detail, thanks. For some reason I thought the ashmounts were at the equator and everybody was clustered around those - I might need a reread just to brush up on the world building lol

osanna@lemmy.vg · 5 pts · 120d

Wait, they believe it’s a sphere of ice but not of rock?

mortalblade@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 122d (1 reply)

so were just a bunch of apes duking it out on a giant disco ball essentially...

sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 122d

so were just a bunch of apes duking it out on a giant disco ball essentially…

bald spot

Karl@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 120d

Are they progressing forward..... or backward?

Simulation6@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 121d
Rooster326@programming.dev · 1 pts · 120d

This is why Global Warming is such a big deal to Flat Earthers. They don't want EarCe to collapse...