when you are about to shit yourself but youre in the middle of your paid union break

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21 Comments

einlander@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 121d (4 replies)

Gotta Shit on company time.

iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 121d (3 replies)
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bhamlin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 121d (2 replies)

If you're good at something, never do it for free.

iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 121d
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grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 121d

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capt_wolf@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 121d (1 reply)

Trained my body to have to go about 10 minutes after I get in to work.

VoteNixon2016@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 121d

I make a dime, boss makes a buck

That's why I steal the catalytic converter from the company truck

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 121d (7 replies)

Look at OP with his fancy union. In Amurica we have freedom and a raight to work

MrMeowMeow@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 121d (6 replies)

I’m an American union worker. I have trained my body to need to shit at 6:15 AM, daily. My workday starts at 6.

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 121d

Same. When I get busy and hold it until lunch I feel like i betray every worker who had to break the owner's windows in order to get a break at work

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 5 pts · 121d (4 replies)

Are you employed by the government directly or indirectly? Seems those are the only union jobs left. I've given up on finding one.

cheers_queers@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 121d (1 reply)

trades usually have unions around where i live, plumbers, electricians etc. i work for a public school district, so government adjacent

Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 121d

Sounds like he's a commie. I'm callin ICE RAIGHT NOW

MrMeowMeow@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 121d (1 reply)

Indirectly. I’m IBEW, cannot recommend highly enough.

doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 121d

I'm getting a little too old to pursue becoming an electrician. I have had a number of friends who were electricians and I know how much strength it takes. Thankfully my wife works for a school union so at least she has decent healthcare.

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 121d (3 replies)

Breathe and stay calm. Don't head for the bathroom unless you're prairiedogging. You can get through this

cheers_queers@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 121d

liquid doesnt prairiedog. 

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 121d (1 reply)

After years of wfh literally 3 meters from my bathroom, "holding it" seems barbaric.

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 121d

Even when I worked from home, I never used the bathroom during my breaks. Bathroom time was explicitly during work time

rounding_error@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 121d

holding that in would be work, though, grueling work

wildtamaskan@pawb.social · 3 pts · 121d (2 replies)

Or you can shit yourself while getting paid. Win-win

cheers_queers@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 121d (1 reply)

im a custodian so i would have  to clean it up :(

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 121d

im a custodian so i would have to clean it up :(

sounds like job security

bhamlin@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 121d
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