Love when emoticons get translated to emojis, I love the modern internet

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FishFace@piefed.social · 29 pts · 98d (11 replies)

Emoji were a mistake.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY :S? WHERE IS MY o_0?? THESE ARE MY EMOTIONS 99% OF THE TIME!

Now I have to make do with 🤔 which suggests a wholly undeserved air of intellectualism.

QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 97d (4 replies)

I kid you not there's not a fucking >:) emoji HOW DID THEY MISS THAT ITS SO BASIC

WoodScientist@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 97d

>:3

DanVctr@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 97d (1 reply)

😈

What's wrong with this?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 97d

its so racist against purple people do i look purple?

FishFace@piefed.social · 3 pts · 97d

You are SO right! AIIGH!

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 97d

Where did they go... >>

They can't even capture the subtlety of :p versus :P it never looks right because it removes the imaginative component

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 97d

At text sizes I'm comfortable with, emoji almost always render too small. It's easy for me to tell :) from :( but 🙂 and 🙁 are yellow circles. To tell them apart I have to lean forward.

Or you get into the noun ones that aren't facial expressions, people use wrong. There's an entire group of pictograms but they're added redundantly to words. So you don't get "I stuck a 🌵 up my 🍆" you get "I stuck a cactus 🌵 up my dick 🍆" for no reason I can think of.

Combine that with the fact that...I nearly never open the emoji drawer and find an expression that conveys the actual expression I want, and yeah emoji were a mistake.

Obi@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 97d (3 replies)

Can't you just do the old school ones anyway? There's an issue with simple ones like :) where it gets auto-replaced but the more exotic ones should be fine.

FishFace@piefed.social · 5 pts · 97d (2 replies)

No because then I'd look unfashionable :(

See? See how unfashionable I look??? And even worse, inconsistent if some get auto-replaced and others don't. And even WORSE when my :D gets replaced with an emoji with CLOSED EYES which is clearly only appropriate for eyes like in ^_^

This is important.

grrgyle@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 97d (1 reply)

User a youthful emoji like XD

FishFace@piefed.social · 5 pts · 97d

I think XD was youthful 20 years ago. Don't forget to take your ibuprofen...

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 98d

otacon239@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 98d (2 replies)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

xkbx@startrek.website · 10 pts · 98d

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

PacMan@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 97d

┗(^o^ )┓三

OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 98d

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Darcranium@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 97d (4 replies)

I always loved the way :P looks and hate the emoji version 😛😋

Also I made up my own once for sarcasm ;:)

ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d (1 reply)

Hey, that sarcasm one is pretty good! One of those "why didn't I think of that?" things for me :D

Darcranium@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 97d

Thanks! Think of all the miscommunication we could avoid with such an emoji

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 97d

Yeah, the :P version includes some mischievousness that the icons don't capture. It's like banter vs goofing around. They are similar but not quite the same, so the icons miss the mark.

For me, it kinda personifies the whole corporate approach to existence, where their understanding is close but also misses the point in very fundamental ways. Like a charicature of itself.

smh@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 97d

d:

SeaDawg@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d (2 replies)

This 🫪 one is the only acceptable emoji in my opinion

SeaDawg@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d

OozingPositron@feddit.cl · 3 pts · 97d

I like this one. 🫩

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 98d (6 replies)

Hey man, I just want everyone to have fun

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 4 pts · 98d (5 replies)

Found the girlfriend

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 97d (4 replies)

No, but I am poly

DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 3 pts · 97d

¯\(ツ)

guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 1 pts · 97d (1 reply)

🤷‍♂️

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 97d

guess that guy’s girlfriend is gonna fuck that guy’s boyfriend

smh@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 97d

🦜