If I don’t have 20 unique websites from 20 unique countries simultaneously drive by downloading malware onto my computer, I can nearly guarantee that I’m not even aroused. The banal smut that composes their transfixion deserves to be branded not onto their screen, but onto their skin, so all will understand who they truly are at their core. A milquetoast ejaculator.
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 94 pts · 98d
If I don’t have 20 unique websites from 20 unique countries simultaneously drive by downloading malware onto my computer, I can nearly guarantee that I’m not even aroused. The banal smut that composes their transfixion deserves to be branded not onto their screen, but onto their skin, so all will understand who they truly are at their core. A milquetoast ejaculator.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 98d
😂
TheFerrango@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 93d
Peak writing
Object@sh.itjust.works · 63 pts · 98d
Can you fix this by watching XVideos with inverted screen
laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 68 pts · 98d
Then the burn will be on the bottom instead of the top
I suggest using a spinning mount and set the monitor orientation to constantly rotate slowly. Problem solved.
ryannathans@aussie.zone · 66 pts · 98d
Inverted colours lol
DecentM@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 98d
Probably meant inverted colour, so dark areas are bright and bright areas are dark
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 27 pts · 98d
Luckily some furry has already made a guide and a calculator for this https://sprocketfox.io/xssfox/2021/12/02/xrandr/
taiyang@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d
I do like the idea of spinning, hypnotic porn.
snooggums@piefed.world · 4 pts · 97d
Lol, meatspin.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 97d
Probably makes it worse.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 44 pts · 97d
Tell anyone who asks that you were just hanging out too much on X/Twitter. No wait, I think that's worse than the truth.
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 35 pts · 97d
The goon stamp.
csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 28 pts · 98d
In one of my old phones, I played so much Yugioh Duel Links that the life points got burned in the OLED.
whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 98d
Isn’t the screen shifting the full frame slightly to prevent this? Like just a few pixels so it’s not noticeable.
I guess a logo is too large for that to be effective.
BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d
On most newer OLEDs, yes. Anon could be using a 20 year old monitor for all we know