He's doing his best

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wuffah@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 93d (5 replies)

“What size

is your skin?”

BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 93d (3 replies)

Yo, you got skin?

nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 93d (2 replies)

Webuyskin.com was a risky visit but it paid off

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 92d

1000003825

diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d

Everybody’s luck runs out eventually.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d

One size fits all, baby gurl(?)

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 93d (8 replies)

"How many bones are in your body?"

"Would you like one more?"

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 93d (3 replies)

The average human has 206 bones in their body. We could double that tonight 😉

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 93d (2 replies)

On average, mammals have more than 1 skeleton in their body.

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 93d

The average man has less than one penis.

The average cis woman has more than one vagina.

swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 93d

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d

Why did I read that like a capital one commercial?
"How many bones are in your body?" and then some viking yells "wanna bet?" before a bowl of petunias hits him on the head then a whale lands on him at terminal (in every sense of the word) velocity. The splat can be heard all around flat earth

itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d (2 replies)

Legit had people in uni who thought human males have a penis bone

FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d (1 reply)

During a dissection of a rat at university, we had to dissect out the urinary papilla

The instructions were: "in the female rat, this can be found in the clitoral region"

A young lady beside me looked at me, completely lost, and said "where's that?"

My heart broke for her

Lots of women thought humans have a baculum, because of the term "boner", but I've found that more common in the US rather than my home of NZ

itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d

Oh, yeah, that's kinda sad

prex@aussie.zone · 23 pts · 93d (2 replies)

How long are your guts?

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 93d

He just wants to know if he's gonna hit those guts when he bones you.

bampop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d

are your guts... how long are your guts?

I really need to know

'cos we're livin' in a world of fools

trapped in their skin

when they all should set it free

your guts belong to me

TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 93d (1 reply)

Y'all assuming that only guy skeletons DTF with no game.

That might be a really nerdy woman skeleton.

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d

I can say with some certainty, that skeleton is female. based entirely on bullshit and the size of the pelvic bone. the girdle is wide and the inner pelvic cavity is wide and round.

that is a really nerdy female skeleton.

MaybeNaught@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d

"How long are your guts?" is pretty raunchy if you're using the back door. Doubting your physical compatibility is a level of brag that inspires fantasy smut.

besmtt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d

TypFaffke@feddit.org · 3 pts · 93d

What are the defenses of the overworld?

SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d

I dunno, "How long are your guts?" sounds pretty hot