Why did I read that like a capital one commercial?
"How many bones are in your body?" and then some viking yells "wanna bet?" before a bowl of petunias hits him on the head then a whale lands on him at terminal (in every sense of the word) velocity. The splat can be heard all around flat earth
I can say with some certainty, that skeleton is female. based entirely on bullshit and the size of the pelvic bone. the girdle is wide and the inner pelvic cavity is wide and round.
"How long are your guts?" is pretty raunchy if you're using the back door. Doubting your physical compatibility is a level of brag that inspires fantasy smut.
24 Comments
wuffah@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 93d
“What size
is your skin?”
BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 93d
Yo, you got skin?
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 93d
Webuyskin.com was a risky visit but it paid off
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 92d
diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d
Everybody’s luck runs out eventually.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d
One size fits all, baby gurl(?)
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 38 pts · 93d
"How many bones are in your body?"
"Would you like one more?"
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 93d
The average human has 206 bones in their body. We could double that tonight 😉
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 93d
On average, mammals have more than 1 skeleton in their body.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 93d
The average man has less than one penis.
The average cis woman has more than one vagina.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 93d
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d
Why did I read that like a capital one commercial?
"How many bones are in your body?" and then some viking yells "wanna bet?" before a bowl of petunias hits him on the head then a whale lands on him at terminal (in every sense of the word) velocity. The splat can be heard all around flat earth
itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d
Legit had people in uni who thought human males have a penis bone
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 92d
During a dissection of a rat at university, we had to dissect out the urinary papilla
The instructions were: "in the female rat, this can be found in the clitoral region"
A young lady beside me looked at me, completely lost, and said "where's that?"
My heart broke for her
Lots of women thought humans have a baculum, because of the term "boner", but I've found that more common in the US rather than my home of NZ
itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 91d
Oh, yeah, that's kinda sad
prex@aussie.zone · 23 pts · 93d
How long are your guts?
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 93d
He just wants to know if he's gonna hit those guts when he bones you.
bampop@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d
are your guts... how long are your guts?
I really need to know
'cos we're livin' in a world of fools
trapped in their skin
when they all should set it free
your guts belong to me
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 93d
Y'all assuming that only guy skeletons DTF with no game.
That might be a really nerdy woman skeleton.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 92d
I can say with some certainty, that skeleton is female. based entirely on bullshit and the size of the pelvic bone. the girdle is wide and the inner pelvic cavity is wide and round.
that is a really nerdy female skeleton.
MaybeNaught@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d
"How long are your guts?" is pretty raunchy if you're using the back door. Doubting your physical compatibility is a level of brag that inspires fantasy smut.
besmtt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 92d
TypFaffke@feddit.org · 3 pts · 93d
What are the defenses of the overworld?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 92d
I dunno, "How long are your guts?" sounds pretty hot