A 38-year-old Washington man has been arrested for allegedly throwing a rock at a monk seal on the shores of Maui in early May, an incident that was caught on video and quickly went viral.
The monk seal is well-known to locals who have named her "Lani."
Special agents with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration arrested Igor Mykhaylovych Lytvynchuk near Seattle on Wednesday, May 13. Lytvynchuk, 38, is a resident of Covington, Wash., roughly 30 miles southeast from Seattle.
On May 5, bystanders took video of a man walking along the beach in the Lahaina area of Maui as he followed a monk seal, Lani, in the nearby shallow water. The seal was swimming and pushing a log. The man then took a large rock — one witness described it as the size of a coconut — and threw it at the seal, nearly hitting its head. The seal was startled and reared out of the water. Lani was motionless for a time, avoiding the shore, after the scare.
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JailElonMusk@sopuli.xyz · 152 pts · 89d
scytale@piefed.zip · 82 pts · 89d
I read somewhere a random local gave him a couple of punches after the news went viral.
scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech · 40 pts · 89d
That local should be eligible for sainthood, or at least a key to the city
knightly@pawb.social · 30 pts · 89d
You'll be glad to hear that the anonymous local was awarded the highest honor the city could bestow: the Ambassador of Aloha.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 89d
"Don't worry guys. Alohandle this cunt." — some local
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 5 pts · 89d
"Eh, get cracks!"
Saw that the local guy is also not having any charges pressed against him for this. Love to see it.
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 38 pts · 89d
Time to tie the fine to a fraction of percent worth, like how the Europeans do it.
StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today · 18 pts · 89d
It just makes since. A fine is just a price, a percentage makes sure people feel it as much as a given law wants them to.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 89d
A very lucky subset of Europeans, mind
Ashiette@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 89d
Only the finns.
9bananas@feddit.org · 1 pts · 89d
i think the swiss too, at least when it comes to driving fines? not sure....
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 25 pts · 89d
Someone needs to fish the rock out, hand it back to him and drop him in the arctic. Let him argue with a polar bear on how is wealth protects him.
Alternatively, mob justice.
Elilol@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 89d
Elilol@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 89d
gedaliyah@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 89d
Apparently after this he also hit some locals on their fists with his face. I hope the seal and their fists are okay.
Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 89d
He's the one who got the beating after the locals found out about it and he told them that he doesn't care about getting fined because he's rich.
pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 89d
You may need to take a second read of the comment you're replying to.
Sv443@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 89d
damn
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 89d
That'll get you killed on my beach.
Biggest issue is keiki and tourists crowding the seals when they come on shore to take pictures, and the seals get nervous and head back into the water. But sometimes you get local kine just as disrespectful.
But also..
wut...
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 89d
Fun fact: NOAA, although not a military service, is considered one of the 8 "uniformed services" of the US, which includes the 5 military services, the Coast Guard, NOAA, and the US Public Health Service.
Archer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 89d
Wait so they actually have official uniforms? I know the Surgeon General has a very cool military looking one
darkdemize@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 89d
They do. Here's the official photo of the current Director of the NOAA Commissioned Officer Corps, Rear Admiral Chad M Cary.
Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 88d
An actual Seal team
qprimed@lemmy.ml · 24 pts · 89d
yeah, I'll take them (whatever the hell they are) over ice/cbp any fucking day.
"now go forth and make the world a better place!"
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 89d
I just imagine them handing out some Beretta 9mm's to some lab technicians who typically work with ice cores or something and them being told "You're getting sent to Seattle. Find this guy"
CameronDev@programming.dev · 30 pts · 89d
"Ice him"
"Decrease his carbon footprint to zero"
I would watch this show.
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 89d
That second line sounds like a comedic Bond villain line.
And it's awesome.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 89d
"NOAA, huh? You guys give the weather report. You can't do nothing to me!" spits
"You know what NOAA stands for? No Assholes Abided!" firefight ensues
CameronDev@programming.dev · 5 pts · 89d
"Your climate is about to get changed"
Seleni@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 89d
As it so happens, it did nearly kill him. Some locals beat the shit out of him afterwards.
But hey, he said he could afford the fine, so I’m sure he could afford the medical bills too.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 89d
There was that story of da guy who killed one on Moloka'i. Was like last year, two years, yeah? Never found em. Local guy I think.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 41 pts · 89d
Seriously infuriating.
AMillionMonkeys@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 89d
Wrong sub then.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 25 pts · 89d
His defense attorney is saying that the dude was trying to scare away the seal because he thought it was hurting some sea turtles. Story is here. Found this when I was looking for yesterday's story quoting the dude as saying "I can afford the fines" when he was confronted by some local people.
Not sure I buy this. But, we'll see.
GarboDog@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 89d
Even if that was true, isn’t that still illegal?
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 13 pts · 89d
Totally. Not trying to defend the guy, just sharing the story. Just seems super convenient. Why not tell the people yelling at you that you're trying to protect the turtles? Why are we only now hearing about this? Seems like the sort of story one of my kids would come up with to try and get themselves off the hook.
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 88d
If anything, it probably makes it more illegal. Because now he’s admitting to intentionally throwing a rock at an endangered seal and at an endangered sea turtle.
GarboDog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 88d
That’s true, didn’t think of that angle too. Plus with him admitting in the video that he didn’t really care it’ll be hard to push that it was in good faith
Railcar8095@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 89d
Most likely, yes. But might help to reduce the penalty
GarboDog@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 88d
Hope not, should actually get punished just as much as anyone else would
Maeve@kbin.earth · 23 pts · 89d
This is actually infuriating! 🤬
Elilol@fedinsfw.app · 21 pts · 89d
ScriptSage@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 89d
It's the dumb thing where they have to cover their ass legally. If the guy goes to court and somehow wins by convincing them it "slipped" from his hand then he could turn around and sue all the outlets who said he threw it
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 89d
That's not it at all
As of right now he is totally innocent. It is on the prosecution to prove that he commited a crime.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 89d
What? No. He's presumed innocent in the court of law. Whether they find him innocent or guilty doesn't change him being innocent or guilty. You can be guilty and found innocent or innocent and found guilty. The opinion of the court only matters in the justice system, not in public opinion or reality.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 89d
By that logic, OJ totally didn't kill anyone.
StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 89d
I imagine the more logical argument would be "I threw the rock, but it wasn't at the seal" rather than "it slipped out of my hand at a high velocity"
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 89d
You are innocent until proven guilty
bold_atlas@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 89d
Only applies to government. Not public opinion.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 89d
Public option unreliable is should be taken with a grain of salt. Everyone deserves a fair trial even when there is strong evidence to suggest that someone committed a crime.
Elilol@fedinsfw.app · -2 pts · 88d
Elilol@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 88d
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 18 pts · 89d
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 89d
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 89d
he's already been doxxed, iirc he owns his own business.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 89d
Let's not dox people
I'm sure prosecutors will have a field day
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 88d
His name and face are posted all over the place in places with much more traffic than Lemmy. It didn't even occur to me that there might be a problem posting it because it's in so many articles online.
thefluffiest@feddit.nl · 17 pts · 89d
WTF is wrong with some people
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 89d
He will be appointed the new head of US Fish & Wildlife
Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 88d
https://tribune.com.pk/story/2607532/is-lani-the-endangered-monk-seal-okay-viral-hawaii-attack-investigation-continues
Lani is ok
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 88d
Thank you!
CoolSouthpaw@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 89d
Let's throw the book at this guy like he threw rocks at that seal. Fucking piece of shit.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 89d
washington man sounds like florida man to me, and that guy better have a joint and a Rainier while wearing a hoodie, not this nutsack - he's some russian shitbag who's living in washington state. he's not... washington man....
DisasterTransport@startrek.website · 4 pts · 89d
Washington man might throw rock at seal if drunk enough, sadly too poor to realize dream
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -4 pts · 89d
Ukrainian. But hey, don't let facts get in the way, they're our greatest allies.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 89d
well slava ukraine but fuck this guy.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · -4 pts · 89d
Uh huh.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 88d
look mom! a lemmy.ca shitbag trying desperately to stir shit up.
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 89d
That tracks.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 88d
Does it? I just looked it up and it's by Kent, yeah? I've never heard of it.
Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 89d
Garbage human. I hope karma catches him.
yesman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 89d
Throw his ass in the volcano.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 89d
We'll let Pele sort out how to pronounce that name!
Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 89d
Alleged? There is video of it.
CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 89d
Legal jargon. You have to say “alleged” until he’s proven guilty in a court of law, no matter how compelling the evidence is
ieGod@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 89d
You don't have to, it just reduces exposure to lawsuits.
three@piefed.social · -3 pts · 89d
So in the land of lawsuits, you have to. Don't push your fucking glasses up and um acktually for internet points.
ieGod@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 89d
You should welcome the opportunity for clarity, you left out important facts and came to an erroneous punch line.
The only requirement to adjust your language going forward would occur if you are found guilty of the libel/slander charge. It's not guaranteed you will, especially when there's substantial evidence. So no it's not de facto legally required by print and media organizations. They do so to minimize legal entanglement either way. Additionally your overall perspective isn't even globally applicable as libel and slander laws vary greatly depending on country.
Hermit_Lailoken@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 89d
Thank you.
Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 89d
When animals attack, that shit is funny. Love watching people getting fuckin owned by animals. I wonder why?
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 89d
I live on O'ahu and I'll never forget the first time I encountered a monk seal while surfing. It was near sunset and I was kind of off by myself, away from the rest of the crowd. I heard a sound of heavy breathing from behind me and I thought that maybe someone was paddling up. Nope, it was a seal.
At first my brain couldn't make sense of it. I grew up in Florida and so immediately thought it was a manatee (for some reason I thought monk seals were like sea lion size or something smaller and leaner), but I knew this was impossible. Then it yawned and I saw its sizable teeth and realized what it was. It was funny because it was about that time that it realized I was looking at it and it had this "oh shit!" look in its eyes. We gave each other a cautious side-eye just before it went back underwater and swam away.
These things are big. What would possess someone to think they can approach one is beyond me. A couple years ago there was a story of a lady out swimming in Waikiki and she apparently wandered into an area where a recently born seal was on the beach. The mother messed her up, iirc.
raynethackery@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 89d
NOAA has cops?
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 89d
Sentence him to a high security mental ward.
FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 89d
Swimming pool. Surrounded by seals trained to throw rocks.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 89d
I feel sorry for the seal. What a complete asswipe. Boot the Ukrainian out of the USA so he can throw hand grenades at the Russians.
LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 88d
huquad@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 89d
I read sea at first and was very confused. Fuck this guy