everyone knows the correct way to eat a hotdog is to suck the weiner out and eat it first, then lick the ketchup and other fillings, and toss the bread to avoid carbs
I feel like with people like these the act of consumption is what they enjoy rather than what they are eating, it's more about how much they can eat in one go
Taste is almost identical, so I would assume "like KitKat" - however I have never spent a second thinking about chocolate quality in chocolate-biscuit-bars.
These are like death bars to me. I can eat a whole jar of nutella, but for some reason whole unprocessed hazelnuts make my throat swell up, go figure.
(I guess I shouldn't complain since nature gifted me pollen allergies on easy mode. I'll never accidentally eat a handful of whole hazelnuts the way someone might accidentally touch a dust fragment particle of shellfish lol)
Probably because there is so little actual hazelnut in nutella anymore, and the hazelnut that is in nutella has been processed with the skins removed. I think Nutella is ~12% hazelnut, so not a lot.
Probably why you are less reactive to one of the two.
As someone with pretty severe environmental allergies to dust, pollen, you name it, I'd take that over any food allergy any day.
Now, if allergy shots didn't exist, my story would be very different. I've been getting them for nearly 20 years and they're the only reason I don't have to worry about going outside when I want to.
So I don't have any allergies to speak of, and I can eat pretty much anything with no heartburn or ill effects--over 40 now, so not a kid, and I do like spicy food. I wonder if I should call a medical research group or something.
Reminds me of a Veritasium video I saw last week about molecular polymorphism. They spent a good 6 minutes talking about the different forms of crystallization of chocolate and how to solidify it back into form V - the shiny one we usually see after unwrapping it.
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NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net · 44 pts · 79d
The chocolate brand Tony Chocolonely in the Netherlands has uneven pieces. It's to remind us that the world is unfair.
SirHery@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 79d
Yeah, i mean who in their right mind would eat one alone. 👀 In one sitting no less. 🫪
ContriteErudite@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 79d
Vincent@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 79d
Honestly their main downside. Especially that big piece that you just cannot break into smaller pieces.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 1 pts · 79d
Lmao
venusaur@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 80d
Then there are people who don’t snap pieces off and just bite it across the grooves like some sort of feral creature.
ttyybb@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 80d
The correct way is to rotate it 90° then enjoy.
venusaur@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 80d
You must take a bite from the middle of a hot dog you savage beast.
mybuttnolie@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 80d
everyone knows the correct way to eat a hotdog is to suck the weiner out and eat it first, then lick the ketchup and other fillings, and toss the bread to avoid carbs
venusaur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 79d
That’s right. I just tell them to put the hot dog in the palm of my hand and pour topping on me so I don’t waste the bread.
Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 79d
I just ram a stick through the middle of the hotdog(horizontal ofc) and use the puntured hotdog as a straw for the sauce.
venusaur@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d
That’s beautiful really
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 79d
You're gonna need one of these
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 79d
I also like to peel an orange and eat it like an apple. Taking a big juicy bite out of three segments at once makes me feel alive.
venusaur@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d
You’re an abomination.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d
Sometimes I eat multiple clementine wedges at once.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
Bro, like half the clementine at once, so juicy
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 77d
Whoa now, let's not get crazy.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 4 pts · 79d
If not bite, why bite-shaped?
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d
I feel like with people like these the act of consumption is what they enjoy rather than what they are eating, it's more about how much they can eat in one go
venusaur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
Like the Mitch Hedberg joke about rice
BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d
You’re supposed to bite into them lengthwise, like bananas or burritos.
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venusaur@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 78d
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Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d
If it didn't melt and go all sticky at the contact points I would pick up chocolate bars and nibble on them.
venusaur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 73d
Haha just get the fun size bars
Etterra@discuss.online · 24 pts · 79d
Sometimes I bite a Kit Kat like this just to be contrary.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 12 pts · 79d
Found the serial killer.
ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 79d
Yeah WTF, only a psychopath would willingly support Nestlé
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 78d
I didn't said I buy Kit Kat.
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 79d
Fuck Nestle. Eat Dido from your local Turkish market if you are lucky enough to have one.
elephantium@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 78d
Wait. Kitkat is Nestle?!
Nooooo!
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d
https://www.ulker.com.tr/en/brands/dido#product-popup-content-170
Get your fix there.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
Is this quality chocolate, or like KitKat?
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
Taste is almost identical, so I would assume "like KitKat" - however I have never spent a second thinking about chocolate quality in chocolate-biscuit-bars.
MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 79d
You're insane
StillAlive@piefed.world · 18 pts · 79d
For eating kitkat.
Fuck nestle.
Nima@leminal.space · 2 pts · 79d
heyyy buddy lemme just put this reaaaally comfy white jacket on you! it'll keep you safe like its giving you a hug! 😅
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
Everyone likes hugs. Except those that don't.
FosterMolasses@leminal.space · 9 pts · 79d
These are like death bars to me. I can eat a whole jar of nutella, but for some reason whole unprocessed hazelnuts make my throat swell up, go figure.
(I guess I shouldn't complain since nature gifted me pollen allergies on easy mode. I'll never accidentally eat a handful of whole hazelnuts the way someone might accidentally touch a dust fragment particle of shellfish lol)
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 78d
Probably because there is so little actual hazelnut in nutella anymore, and the hazelnut that is in nutella has been processed with the skins removed. I think Nutella is ~12% hazelnut, so not a lot.
Probably why you are less reactive to one of the two.
Joelk111@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d
As someone with pretty severe environmental allergies to dust, pollen, you name it, I'd take that over any food allergy any day.
Now, if allergy shots didn't exist, my story would be very different. I've been getting them for nearly 20 years and they're the only reason I don't have to worry about going outside when I want to.
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
Interesting. I thought living with tissues in my pocket every moment of the day couldn't be eliminated. I wonder if shots could help me.
Joelk111@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 78d
Allergy shots are amazing, I can't reccommend them enough.
robocall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
Huh, I guess I have to send my doctor a message. Thanks.
RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
So I don't have any allergies to speak of, and I can eat pretty much anything with no heartburn or ill effects--over 40 now, so not a kid, and I do like spicy food. I wonder if I should call a medical research group or something.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 7 pts · 79d
Reminds me of a Veritasium video I saw last week about molecular polymorphism. They spent a good 6 minutes talking about the different forms of crystallization of chocolate and how to solidify it back into form V - the shiny one we usually see after unwrapping it.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 78d
Ugh, tempering chocolate sucks, at least if you're bad at it lol
charonn0@startrek.website · 4 pts · 78d
Kevlar21@piefed.social · 4 pts · 80d
The ones from Aldi right?
JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 74d
Lol was going to say I bet that those Choceur bars were the inspiration.