Nothing to see here

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30 Comments

tyler@programming.dev · 105 pts · 83d (3 replies)

The red circle and square actually do a lot of work here. I didn’t see him until after reading.

snooggums@piefed.world · 59 pts · 83d

One of the few times the red circle was necessary!

rowrowrowyourboat@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 83d (1 reply)
tyler@programming.dev · 4 pts · 82d

lol I was reading over the wiki thinking, oh boy, I’m learning something new and then I thought… wait this sounds like that gorilla walking through the scene video and boom next sentence 😂

EvilFonzy@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 83d (1 reply)

If that guy snaps his fingers, the vape shop around the corner is going out of business.

SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 82d

spoiler...it's going out of business anyway.

unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 21 pts · 83d (3 replies)

I think the location is the worst part tbh

OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 83d (2 replies)

Could be outdoors at a church. During covid in Canada, our small town had weddings outside, and our church doubles as a bingo hall and a mosque. In small towns, you make do with whatever real estate works, sort of deal. The outfits are another story though lol

RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 11 pts · 83d (1 reply)

A church, bingo hall, and mosque. What a fucking combination.

OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 83d

It's very common, as churches usually don't use the whole property.https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/united-church-sold-ottawa-mosque-1.3591054

Darnton@piefed.zip · 17 pts · 82d (2 replies)

lemmyshitpost=facebook

zeroConnection@programming.dev · 12 pts · 82d

You got it completely wrong.

facebook = lemmy shit post

Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 82d

Thanks babe 😘

urheber@discuss.tchncs.de · 15 pts · 83d

FUCK XAVIER

homes@piefed.world · 15 pts · 83d

At least the other dude is in uniform

Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 83d

What kind of monster doesn't wear black shorts and a tuxedo tee to a wedding?

pyrflie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 82d
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NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social · 9 pts · 83d

I think they're worried about the right guy, he looks like Peter Thiel

wuffah@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 83d

Ahh shorts, half legs and half pants. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

FrChazzz@lemmus.org · 7 pts · 82d

AWWW SNAP!

4am@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 83d

Themu

MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 82d

Xavier... On LEMMY?!

rmuk@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 82d

Honestly I'd be more pissed off by that one who is just looking down at their phone.

frog@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 83d

Yeah. Taylor Swifts wedding was supposed to be small with just friends and family. They all promised to not publish puctures without permission.

Looks like catering staff didn't care though. Huge issue.

Ad4mWayn3@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 82d

c/fuckxavier

wabafee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 82d

Thanos at the back

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 83d

Aim for the head

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 83d

Why didn't you bring some friends?

hOrni@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 83d (2 replies)

It would be funnier without the red circle and the comment.

snooggums@piefed.world · 12 pts · 83d

"It would be funnier without the setup for the punchline."

molten@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 82d

What? That's actually what enables the joke. I usually hate the red circles and shit but you can't just turn your brain off and get pissed every time you see one in any context.