I'm at like a 4

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Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 138 pts · 97d (1 reply)

Ah yes, the scale of "Man fuck them kids" to "Man Fuck them kids"

thisbenzingring@lemmy.today · 24 pts · 97d

man, fuck those kids

man fuck, those kids

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 74 pts · 97d (3 replies)

13i, which puts me on a scale perpendicular to this axis.

Goodeye8@piefed.social · 55 pts · 97d (2 replies)

Bro, you like imaginary children more than Epstein liked real children?

Godric@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 97d

I just checked my pedometer, it says 11,543. Scary high number!

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · -4 pts · 97d

I haven't asked him, so I really can't say. Don't want to speak for him, you know.

TheLowestStone@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 97d (2 replies)

What's "I don't want to be around them but I don't want to blow up schools full of them?" 2.5?

zikzak025@lemmy.world · 58 pts · 97d (1 reply)

Chooses 5 to be as far away from both poles as possible

"So you're saying you're not sure whether you want to rape or murder the kids?"

Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 24 pts · 97d

So you want both?!

tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip · 47 pts · 97d (3 replies)

Israel might actually be a safe haven for pedophiles !

Saprophyte@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 97d (1 reply)

A lot of their right-wing paid personalities on American platforms sure seem to be against releasing the Epstein files, not to mention the candidates they support through AIPAC.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 97d

Not to mention Ehud Barak being thoroughly in the Epstein files as a pedophile.

daannii@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d

Yeah there is some agreement that pedos from u.s are allowed to come stay in Israel. No extradition. No questions. No sex offender registration.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=unPXNF1kND8 "How Jewish American pedophiles hide from justice in Israel"- CBS 2020

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/israel-safe-haven-paedophiles-jerusalem-sex-abuse-jewish-community-watch-a7445246.html (2017)

Mac@mander.xyz · 39 pts · 97d (2 replies)

Considering that the ends wrap around to each other, a 5 is the lowest option.

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 97d

Ya, I was wondering how this spectrum worked. Both ends fuck kids pretty regularly.

CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 96d

Considering Epstein was most likely giving blackmail Material to Israel anyway, you’re absolutely right

DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 97d

I'm not in this picture, and I'm happy about it.

zeroConnection@programming.dev · 18 pts · 97d (2 replies)

That scale should be a circle with Israel and Pedos both 10 and 0 at the same time.

IndustryStandard@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 97d (1 reply)

It loops around

FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d

The Ouboros of cunts

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 97d (3 replies)

Israel likes Israeli children just fine.

ohulancutash@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 97d (1 reply)

If you like aomeone you don’t mutilate their genitals.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 97d

It's still a common practice here in the US. That tracks.

redsand@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 97d

Yeah this a flattened circle

BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 97d
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snoons@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 97d (1 reply)

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jdr@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 97d

Sure, but apparently he died in prison

solidheron@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 96d

Brah this is pretty fuck up 😳

Aneb@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 96d

I wanna say 5 because then they are the furthest from Israel and Epstein

AskMeForADickPic@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d

5

WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com · 5 pts · 97d

I feel like on a normal scale from 1-10 these would be like 1 and 2? So gonna assume this scale is actually 1-100 and I'd say like 75? They're entertaining in small doses, but I don't want to be around them full time.

db2@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 97d

There needs to be a Y axis we can't see, so from this angle it looks like 5 but both visible ends are zero.

socsa@piefed.social · 3 pts · 97d (1 reply)

5-5j

auntieclokwise@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 96d

EE, I'm guessing. We're about the only ones who use j for the imaginary number.

OwOarchist@pawb.social · 3 pts · 97d

2

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 97d (2 replies)

I love kids, but I'm like a 6 on this scale. Even 7 feels like pushing it.

krashmo@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 97d (1 reply)

Would you be into a little bit of raping at a 9? Or is that just "I love kids in a non-creepy way"

Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 97d

I'd personally say any "Non-Creepy" amount of either hate or love of children occupies the range in the middle from like 3-7. Like 3 is a normal person saying "I hate kids" and 7 is a normal person saying "I love kids" and once you get past those you're getting into the "Should probably involve a prison sentence" type shit.

Karl@literature.cafe · -7 pts · 97d

This is so disgusting

starik@lemmy.zip · -25 pts · 97d
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