Not only will America go to your country and kill all your people. But they'll come back 20 years later and make a movie about how killing your people made their soldiers feel sad.
Film to be based upon the accounts of U.S. service members. Which means it won't be anything near the truth and is just gonna look cool with big explosions and for some reason a high speed vehicle chase scene.
The pentagon claims everyone the pilots encountered immediately tried to defect to us so hard, they were actually worshipped as gods. No combat, and gas prices fell to $1 where they are now.
But how is John Krasinski supposed to make a living?!!! I mean Pam is only so shitty… you can’t make a living off someone being a literal cutout of stupid talking points…
Or… you could make a series about aliens keying into your wife making noise…
Mother fucker you dont understand the sacrifice of a few guys holding back unequipped folks while more sacrifice was made to save other sacrifices of folks equipped with jesus who had to sacrifice others in the 13 minutes to Jesus you take for granted…. This is Abraham and you are pieces of shit that don’t understand how this is sacrificed in ways that you have never sacrificed while we all wage a holy sacrifice…
I searched this text verbatim in Google because I don't understand the context of this rant, and the AI thought I was in crisis and directed me to a suicide helpline.
Clearly you aren’t aware of the awesome sacrifice made of the 13 hours of holy sacrifice Jesus made for our boys to sacrifice! Motherfucker this is righteousness for our sacrifice… Sacrifice!
BRING OUR BOYS HOME
Landing site, or where they were picked up? Because one of them was picked up a lot later than the other, and was evading Iranian forces the whole time.
So a big part of that distance could have been them moving around on the ground.
41 Comments
uuj8za@piefed.social · 124 pts · 113d
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 113d
Damn we're really speedrunning here
eager_eagle@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 113d
I-ran
MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 112d
Ha, 20 minutes...
tidderuuf@lemmy.world · 88 pts · 113d
Film to be based upon the accounts of U.S. service members. Which means it won't be anything near the truth and is just gonna look cool with big explosions and for some reason a high speed vehicle chase scene.
PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 113d
More realistically, it'll be based on the pentagon's accounts of the accounts of the service members.
turtlesareneat@piefed.ca · 25 pts · 113d
The pentagon claims everyone the pilots encountered immediately tried to defect to us so hard, they were actually worshipped as gods. No combat, and gas prices fell to $1 where they are now.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 113d
Will the high speed vehicle chase come before or after the slow motion shots of the american flags blowing in the wind?
Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 113d
Yes, also during
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 113d
Will the one chasing be a Hilux with a machine gun on the bed?
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 113d
It'll be a cybertruck
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 113d
Inexplicably in Iran
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 113d
But how is John Krasinski supposed to make a living?!!! I mean Pam is only so shitty… you can’t make a living off someone being a literal cutout of stupid talking points…
Or… you could make a series about aliens keying into your wife making noise…
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 112d
It's Michael Bay, all of that was a given.
Onsotumenh@discuss.tchncs.de · 56 pts · 113d
Yay for propaganda.
Davel23@fedia.io · 53 pts · 113d
I'd be more interested in a movie about how he stole Justin Bieber's hair.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 113d
stole carrot tops hair, and use shampoo/conditioning.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 49 pts · 113d
Yikes fuck this country
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 30 pts · 113d
weve never seen the pilot yet they had a movie ready to go
ok
Lodespawn@aussie.zone · 26 pts · 113d
This is the first time I've seen a picture of Michael Bay and he looks exactly like the kind of person who would make Michael Bay movies.
neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 23 pts · 113d
Wasn’t he busy with that skibidy toilet movie?
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 15 pts · 113d
This summer
helicopter noises and a choir sustain
The most epic rescue operation of a failed nuclear bomb drop you'll ever see grace the silver screens
wide shot of the bomb waving down helicopter from earlier
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 113d
Mother fucker you dont understand the sacrifice of a few guys holding back unequipped folks while more sacrifice was made to save other sacrifices of folks equipped with jesus who had to sacrifice others in the 13 minutes to Jesus you take for granted…. This is Abraham and you are pieces of shit that don’t understand how this is sacrificed in ways that you have never sacrificed while we all wage a holy sacrifice…
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 8 pts · 113d
Top tier honestly no notes
P00ptart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d
You need at least one "brothers and sisters" and "family".
docandersonn@literature.cafe · 4 pts · 112d
I searched this text verbatim in Google because I don't understand the context of this rant, and the AI thought I was in crisis and directed me to a suicide helpline.
CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 112d
It’s not real! <\hint>
Clearly you aren’t aware of the awesome sacrifice made of the 13 hours of holy sacrifice Jesus made for our boys to sacrifice! Motherfucker this is righteousness for our sacrifice… Sacrifice!
BRING OUR BOYS HOME
dan69@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d
Don’t forget light flares..
4am@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 113d
He’s not even finished the Skibiti Toilet movie yet
HeyJoe@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 113d
Its no longer relevant anymore either. You cant even make a movie in the amount of time where people still care.
Wataba@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 113d
I would unironically pick that trashheap over the suckers and losers biopic at this point.
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 113d
FaceDeer@fedia.io · 10 pts · 113d
They picked the right director, Michael Bay movies aren't expected to make sense.
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 113d
Landing site, or where they were picked up? Because one of them was picked up a lot later than the other, and was evading Iranian forces the whole time.
So a big part of that distance could have been them moving around on the ground.
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 113d
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 113d
I think the pilot was on the ground for two days, or close to it. It's not an insane distance for a very fit individual to cover over that time.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 113d
Might have stolen (or otherwise acquired,) a car or truck.
It’s not like Iran is totally without development.
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 113d
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 113d
It was the same plane.
notsosure@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 113d
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 113d
Ejection systems typically blast everyone out within seconds of each other.
It would require significantly strong winds to separate them that far. Usually separation is less than a mile or two, IIRC.
stumu415@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 113d
Urgh...
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 113d
I hope he casts himself as the star, too.
green_goglin@thelemmy.club · 3 pts · 112d
Alright, who else is willing to bet that Brett Ratner is an executive producer ?
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/movies/articles/melania-director-brett-ratner-accompanying-203427719.html
brax@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 112d
Anybody else read that as "furry" at first? I was very confused... 😂