i have a friend who's 7'1" and he leads with it. played in greece. he says he was terrible, just tall. but hell, if i played pro anywhere i'd lead with it too.
I'm 6'4" and when people ask if I play basketball I just tell them "Nah, I play video games". The people who are disgusted by this answer are people who I know to avoid.
I then also let them know that 6'4" is on the short side for a Basketball player.
Even worse, it kinda looks like his chair has shorter legs. Might just be weird perspective, but crazy if they did that to keep him from sticking up too much.
Yup, yao ming is pretty tall and it really stands out when compared to older Chinese men.
(Chinese men tend to be an inch or two shorter than US average, and the older generations grew up with some degree of food scarcity and tend to be about six inches shorter. Yao ming is 7'6”, which is quite tall. )
Older Chinese men are like, a half foot shorter. It stands out more.
But you're right, I probably should have written that second paragraph saying that older Chinese men are on average shorter due to rampant food issues in china ~60 years ago.
47 Comments
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 83d
Did… did he eat a bunch of the other ones to steal their power?
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 5 pts · 83d
Dragonballs, bad wish, you know how it ends.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 82d
he turned into panties?
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 2 pts · 82d
A hat with two holes for his ears.
Lemminary@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 82d
Only to absorb their organs. And, boy, is he healthy now!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 83d
Yao Ming is literally twice as big as every other human.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 83d
Honestly it might be more, mass and volume wise.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 82d
combined
protist@retrofed.com · 28 pts · 83d
Do you think Yao Ming is tired of people telling him he's tall?
drolex@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 83d
Wow you're tall, do you play basketball? Lol
protist@retrofed.com · 14 pts · 83d
I have a friend who's 6'5" and I've seen his eyes go dead so many times with this exact comment
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 82d
i have a friend who's 7'1" and he leads with it. played in greece. he says he was terrible, just tall. but hell, if i played pro anywhere i'd lead with it too.
MIDItheKID@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 82d
I'm 6'4" and when people ask if I play basketball I just tell them "Nah, I play video games". The people who are disgusted by this answer are people who I know to avoid.
I then also let them know that 6'4" is on the short side for a Basketball player.
JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 82d
Yeah, this is so annoying. No, I'm so hypotonic, I can barely walk. I can't even fucking play basketball.
I imagine, I will still hear this when I'm in my deathbed. Fucking stupid.
LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 82d
https://medium.com/@alexgoulden/what-percent-of-human-historys-7-footers-have-played-in-the-nba-ec4ec60c1801
To be fair, if you live in the US and are 7' or taller, there's a 17% chance you were employed by the NBA at some point.
If you lived anywhere in the world it only drops to 9%
So it's pretty decent odds that any random 7' or taller person has played basketball professionally.
monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 82d
How’s the weather up there?
Skuldug@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 83d
Yeah, that guy in the khakis is feeling real silly right about now eh?
OpenStars@piefed.social · 3 pts · 83d
Not if it were his intention to stand out!
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 82d
That's why you never skip leg day - they might hand out the new pants.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 82d
Looks like it could be corderoy.
HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org · 17 pts · 83d
It feels as like a dick move by whoever assigned seats.
You have a well-known celebrity who's famously tall, and you place him so 3 or 4 people straight behind will have an obstrcted view of the event.
I guess this is the "... But at what cost" we've been asking about.
cheat700000007@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 83d
I was thinking he should be in the front row, he needs the leg room
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 82d
Even worse, it kinda looks like his chair has shorter legs. Might just be weird perspective, but crazy if they did that to keep him from sticking up too much.
cheat700000007@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 82d
Didn't notice that before, looks like you're right
Thorry@feddit.org · -3 pts · 83d
njm1314@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 83d
Being tall doesn't mean you have super good vision.
deranger@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 83d
Yeah, he should be forced to have a shittier seat because he was born tall.
toynbee@piefed.social · 6 pts · 83d
He was born this tall? His poor mother.
deadcream@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 83d
Don't worry he came out horizontally
toynbee@piefed.social · 2 pts · 83d
Wonder how long it took.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 82d
it took 9 mothers 1 month each.
jet@hackertalks.com · 5 pts · 82d
See how everyone is looking to the left? They already put him on the side.
Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 82d
He's also being considerate by standing slightly to the (exterior) side of his chair
ricecake@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 83d
Yup, yao ming is pretty tall and it really stands out when compared to older Chinese men.
(Chinese men tend to be an inch or two shorter than US average, and the older generations grew up with some degree of food scarcity and tend to be about six inches shorter. Yao ming is 7'6”, which is quite tall. )
FishFace@piefed.social · 7 pts · 83d
As opposed to around younger Chinese men who, at all average of 7'3" allow him to blend right in...
ricecake@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 83d
Older Chinese men are like, a half foot shorter. It stands out more.
But you're right, I probably should have written that second paragraph saying that older Chinese men are on average shorter due to rampant food issues in china ~60 years ago.
mechoman444@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 82d
massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 7 pts · 83d
The poor lads behind him.
blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 82d
Imagine being him, there. Must feel so awkward
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 82d
How much faith would you have in that chair?
Greyghoster@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 83d
Normally a photoshoot starts with a shout that big people stand at the back.
BlackVenom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 83d
When you're 5'6" and shadowing your mates
shawn1122@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 82d
Gonna guess most of the men in the image are 5'6" and the average mate would be Yao's nipple altitude.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 82d
school nickname: Tiny
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 82d
We're all thinking the same thing.
...right?
deus@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 82d
Yeah, Yao Ming is really tall.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 82d
Kim Jong Un so fat, he outweighs the needs of the many.
Zier@fedia.io · 1 pts · 83d
When did China get Transformers?