I always thought it'd be cool to build one of those remote controled nerf tanks but with a paintball gun. Then set it to patrol the house. It's a lot more doable now that I'm running home assistant but I'm still not sure how yo make it happen.
Yakety sax and have a robot shoot paintballs with gentian violet die. (Doesn't wash off, if you use enough it will soak through clothes so masks aren't so useful.)
This is actually a better home protection plan than "have loaded guns in every room in case I need to draw on the baddies stealing my Xbox as they barge into my living room and I dive behind the sofa." It will scare 9/10 burglars away, and it gives you an opportunity to set up a defensive position without noise giving it away.
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TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 75 pts · 85d
Alexa is the intruder itself.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 85d
Indeed. Why would anyone use them despite not even getting paid for it but paying for it?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 85d
Lmao, I assumed it was free spyware, ppl pay for it too? Ayyyroflufocopter.
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 85d
But hey, it can also switch on your lights and play music. If you also pay for prime :-)
boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 85d
Home Assistant!
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 85d
Then release a dozen roombas
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 28 pts · 85d
With frickin' laser beams attached to their heads
Spezi@feddit.org · 9 pts · 85d
WHERES THE HEAD ON A ROOMBA??? 😳
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 85d
Opposite the tail
Spezi@feddit.org · 5 pts · 85d
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MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 85d
Posterior to the head.
elephantium@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 85d
You know, I had one simple request
jlow@slrpnk.net · 36 pts · 85d
Now redo it in HomeAssistant and with selfhosted music to get rid of the surveillance in your home.
spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 85d
The intruder was Alexa
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 18 pts · 85d
Well, this break and enter has turned into an execution for the mashing of IP.
The TOS Kirk v. Hostile alien music would be more appropriate. The Borg never threatened to kill, they aren't Ingo Montoya.
lime@feddit.nu · 7 pts · 85d
with jim carreys cable guy version dubbed over top
Death__BySnuSnu@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaahhhhh!!!
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d
*Bingo Montoya
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 85d
Dueling Banjos
Bytemeister@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 85d
Fuck that noise.
You want a fight? You better be blasting Duel of the Fates, otherwise I don't want any.
Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 85d
I always thought it'd be cool to build one of those remote controled nerf tanks but with a paintball gun. Then set it to patrol the house. It's a lot more doable now that I'm running home assistant but I'm still not sure how yo make it happen.
pipe01@programming.dev · 7 pts · 85d
Sounds like something Michael Reeves would make
daannii@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 85d
I believe in your dream and I hope one day you can make this happen.
Dhs92@piefed.social · 2 pts · 85d
With pepperballs
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 84d
You should really consider never using Alexa again.
Seriously, this is Spyware in your home for Amazon, and they work with and share their data with law enforcement.
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 85d
I prefer Ride of the Valkyries to Imperial March.
Does the floor lamp have a "strobe" mode?
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 85d
Imperial March is out of sorts here. The alert the message and then a John Williams march? Get some audio to set the mood, like No Love by Death Grips or Caledonia by Cro-Magnon.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d
Yakety sax and have a robot shoot paintballs with gentian violet die. (Doesn't wash off, if you use enough it will soak through clothes so masks aren't so useful.)
stolig@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 85d
Also deploy disco ball from ceiling
socsa@piefed.social · 6 pts · 85d
This is actually a better home protection plan than "have loaded guns in every room in case I need to draw on the baddies stealing my Xbox as they barge into my living room and I dive behind the sofa." It will scare 9/10 burglars away, and it gives you an opportunity to set up a defensive position without noise giving it away.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 85d
Thisiswherethefunbegins.wav
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 84d
My alarm is seriously like that! I put an air raid siren
HuePony@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 85d
Red spy in the base?
waterproof@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 85d
What're you? President of his fan club?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 85d
Really confuse them, use this version of the Imperial March
https://youtu.be/B9MShtCg4fk
Sounds like an American WWII propaganda song
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 1 pts · 85d