c/nottheonion · by thecaptaintrout@lemmy.zip · 96d

Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250

https://www.wral.com/news/ap/construction-begins-ufc-stadium-white-house-may-2026/

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/65048678

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28 Comments

NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml · 63 pts · 96d

The us government is the circus now, with a clown as the ringleader

D_C@sh.itjust.works · 57 pts · 96d

Wow. Just, fucking hell.

This is exactly what your founding fathers wanted for the country's future when they caused that huge ruckus 250 years ago!! Yeah, they deffo wanted a bunch of roided up buffoons punching each other to distract from narcissistic mushy brained idiots decades of child rape. Well done, well fucking done.

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 48 pts · 96d

"Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Carl's Jr.: Fuck you! I'm eating."

originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 46 pts · 96d

the confederacy finally won all 3 branches. of course this is happening

Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 96d

Max circuses, minimum bread

asbestos@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 96d (4 replies)

President Camacho delivers again. Can’t wait for Brawndo taps around the place.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 96d (3 replies)

That’s deeply unfair to the actual President Camacho, tbh.

agentTeiko@piefed.social · 17 pts · 96d

Yeah everyone knows Idiocracy was the better timeline. They were stupid but they weren't hateful or mean and appreciated intelligence in the end.

foggy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 96d (1 reply)

He ran in 2024. In character. Obviously didn't go far.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 96d

Wait, really? Tbh if he goes again in 28, I’d seriously think about it.

favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 96d (1 reply)

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Watermark710@piefed.social · 2 pts · 95d

TIL that congress has to approve what the UFC spends their money on. The UFC is footing the entire 60 million dollar cost.

Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 18 pts · 96d (3 replies)

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AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 96d (2 replies)

I'm down, let's organize.

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 95d (1 reply)

I know where to find some experts

Luci@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 95d

We don’t wanna get involved.

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 96d (1 reply)

This timeline sucks, I want off

Spacehooks@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 95d

Im convinced 2012 pulled the planet into the warp and the chaos gods are just trying to see how subtle they can be turning the planet into a demon world for fun.

wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 96d

What the actual fuck

DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 96d (1 reply)

And one day you grow up and realize you've watched your last ufc fight.

baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 96d

Sorry to break it to you: this is what it’s been the whole time.

FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 95d

I just want a normal amount of healthcare 😔. This is a middle finger to every working American

9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 96d (2 replies)

Hopefully this is a Celebrity Deathmatch between Sleepy Joe and Pedo Don.

skulblaka@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 96d (1 reply)

And here comes Bernie Sanders with the steel chair!!!