It's fucked up, but there's a reason why I had the best time with women who were insecure in their formative years. Even if they later realized they were beautiful they had a sense of needing to work to be desired.
And I could be all sorts of different reasons: used to be fat, grew tall way earlier than everyone else, was the only person of their ethnic group in their school, has a prominent scar or birthmark. But their adolescent experiences helped drive their attitudes towards others, and I found it most fun to date or even befriend people who had once had something to prove.
Yes, same with men, the hotter the guy the more boring and less skilled he is in my experience. Like yes you’re so beautiful and have a great body etc but just looking at you isn’t really going to get me there…
17 Comments
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 35 pts · 102d
"Uh... What are you doing?"
girl, scraping tongue with paper towel "I'm gonna make it so dry for you..."
xkbx@startrek.website · 22 pts · 102d
babe, take out the dentures, i feel like clowning around
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 102d
It's fucked up, but there's a reason why I had the best time with women who were insecure in their formative years. Even if they later realized they were beautiful they had a sense of needing to work to be desired.
And I could be all sorts of different reasons: used to be fat, grew tall way earlier than everyone else, was the only person of their ethnic group in their school, has a prominent scar or birthmark. But their adolescent experiences helped drive their attitudes towards others, and I found it most fun to date or even befriend people who had once had something to prove.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 102d
Yes, same with men, the hotter the guy the more boring and less skilled he is in my experience. Like yes you’re so beautiful and have a great body etc but just looking at you isn’t really going to get me there…
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 102d
As an orthodontist, I don't see what the problem is.
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 102d
What the fuck does this mean??
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 102d
"Giving straight teeth" = letting her teeth scrape up against dick during a blowjob
"Pull a chick" = go home with a woman who wants to have sex with you
"Bad" = Sexy, hot
"Lock In" = concentrate and perform at a high level
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 102d
Toothy bj
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 9 pts · 102d
She's scraping it with her teeth
ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 102d
bruh I thought straight teeth meant she had good teeth
dabaldeagul@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 102d
I think it's something like "she's straight-up giving teeth" or something along those lines.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 102d
That sounds horrible.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 102d
Scrapin' fellatin'.
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 7 pts · 102d
For this type of meme we should always have the inverse for girl, it’s 2026 guys
village604@adultswim.fan · 6 pts · 102d
Beard stubble?
bananaa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 102d
Nonbinary meme too 🏳️🌈
TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website · 1 pts · 102d
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