i mean, having a couch on the porch is really nice. it's just getting one that can stand the elements, or having one that can't be covered, or blah blah. don't knock lawn couch til you've tried lawn couch. i mean it's still not as comfortable (or nasty) as fuck couch, but it's still pretty nice.
i have a rescued, rehomed, and quadruple steamed fuck couch and oh dear gods it is hard to stay awake on that thing. it's like a cushion roofie.
I mean I was exploring/looting a town with the band looking for a good spot for a photoshoot and a dude in the band found a very public fuck conch in top of a hill. Dude who found it was the only person willing to touch it because bedbugs.
Let's be honest, the next president would just say oh what can you do and continue to use the data center they're building underneath for monitoring civilians. Much like how nothing changed after Snowden
They'll just say it's helping them with national security threats
Let undocumented immigrants earn citizenship by contributing 100 hours labor to dismantling anything he did. It would all be down in no time. Of course, that's assuming he ever actually builds anything, which is pretty bold.
I just think it'd be fun to have immigrants tear down trump's vanity projects and get citizenship by doing it. A double fuck you to trump and republicans.
I see it more as a symbolic gesture than the value of the work. Lets new Americans contribute something good for the country while giving them a small personal investment in its history. Multiply it by several thousand volunteers and it should be all the labor that's needed.
Dude really ruins everything he touches uh. Including young girls. That you can get so filthy rich not being able to do anything right is a testament to how backwards our society is.
I'd change the punchline to "Including young girls' *childhood". Although I agree that is a bit cumbersome, still. Might need a larger refactor if we want to preserve the specific wording that Donald Trump touches young girls.
Not calling you out, but highlighting diction. In any case, the original sends the impression that sexual assault diminishes the victim in some capacity, which is not a very prosocial spin.
Don't let anyone tell you being a comedian is easy.
Don’t let anyone tell you being a comedian is easy.
my dude, i've spent many, many hours workshopping and rubber ducking jokes with comedians far better than me. it's why i keep reusing the same jokes, like any good shit comedian i stole half of them. but i've never seen anyone say "hey, your joke needs some more work" to someone they didn't know better than you did here and i just wanted to give you a little verbal hug.
Thanks! Honestly, I spent about 10 minutes writing that previous comment because I wanted to avoid being unnecessarily aggravating.
I'm so anxious about communicating clearly that I've planned and workshopped giving suggestions myself. And I've found the best way is to put yourself on their side so that your advice feels like you're both going in the same direction. As opposed to butting heads or stonewalling the person you want to help. And that means actually understanding what someone is trying to do (because, if you don't, you just sound arrogant and misguided when giving advice about something they don't want).
I didn't do that there because the intent of the joke was likely what it appeared to be
i want to agree with you, but having the seat of state be a plantation house is a wonderful reminder of the country's (i know so many statesians want to say former and maybe 20 years ago i'd have agreed with you i was a bit more of a dipshit but fuck that) ongoing shame.
When Trump is out they should leave the White House as is and turn it into a museum/warning to future USA.
Build a new house, officially name it "The People's House" and use it as a monument for the day the US took a new direction.
LOL. I kid.
We know that shit isn't going to happen. It will look like the White House from Idiocracy in a few years and Americans will cheer at the Trump memorial billboards on the front lawn.
Jesse Pinkman was a character from Breaking Bad, who was involved with the main character cooking meth and being involved in various crimes and drug deals.
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hOrni@lemmy.world · 131 pts · 66d
The White Trash House. The MMA arena is the equivalent of having a couch on the lawn.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 65d
i mean, having a couch on the porch is really nice. it's just getting one that can stand the elements, or having one that can't be covered, or blah blah. don't knock lawn couch til you've tried lawn couch. i mean it's still not as comfortable (or nasty) as fuck couch, but it's still pretty nice.
i have a rescued, rehomed, and quadruple steamed fuck couch and oh dear gods it is hard to stay awake on that thing. it's like a cushion roofie.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 65d
It's a couch with cigarette burns and cockroaches between the cushions
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 65d
*Bedbugs
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 64d
I mean I was exploring/looting a town with the band looking for a good spot for a photoshoot and a dude in the band found a very public fuck conch in top of a hill. Dude who found it was the only person willing to touch it because bedbugs.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 64d
more like having the OG dr.phil's guest bum fight on your lawn.
hyperfeddit@feddit.online · 76 pts · 66d
Go back further, before he ripped out the garden to put in the big white patio
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 64d
and the east wing, destroyed the east wing to distract from epstein files.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 66d
Meth, no. Cocaine, yes.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 66d
That's exactly what my son said when i showed him this picture...
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 64d
adderall too.
rauls5@lemmy.zip · 39 pts · 66d
When he is gone they should demolish whatever the hell he builds there and bill him for the demo and reconstruction.
Steve@startrek.website · 10 pts · 65d
Sad that he will not be alive to see it
kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 64d
Not really IMO.
eletes@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 65d
Let's be honest, the next president would just say oh what can you do and continue to use the data center they're building underneath for monitoring civilians. Much like how nothing changed after Snowden
They'll just say it's helping them with national security threats
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 64d
yup the next president, likely newsome a more right-DIno than biden, hes going to keep everything in place and nothing will change much.
TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 65d
Let undocumented immigrants earn citizenship by contributing 100 hours labor to dismantling anything he did. It would all be down in no time. Of course, that's assuming he ever actually builds anything, which is pretty bold.
GenosseFlosse@feddit.org · 3 pts · 65d
Why should they clean up a mess they didn't cause?
TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 65d
I just think it'd be fun to have immigrants tear down trump's vanity projects and get citizenship by doing it. A double fuck you to trump and republicans.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 65d
That's a pretty low bar...that's less than 3 standard business weeks of work
TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 64d
I see it more as a symbolic gesture than the value of the work. Lets new Americans contribute something good for the country while giving them a small personal investment in its history. Multiply it by several thousand volunteers and it should be all the labor that's needed.
northernlights@lemmy.today · 38 pts · 66d
Dude really ruins everything he touches uh. Including young girls. That you can get so filthy rich not being able to do anything right is a testament to how backwards our society is.
qarbone@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 66d
I'd change the punchline to "Including young girls' *childhood". Although I agree that is a bit cumbersome, still. Might need a larger refactor if we want to preserve the specific wording that Donald Trump touches young girls.
Not calling you out, but highlighting diction. In any case, the original sends the impression that sexual assault diminishes the victim in some capacity, which is not a very prosocial spin.
Don't let anyone tell you being a comedian is easy.
northernlights@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 65d
I get it, good point.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
my dude, i've spent many, many hours workshopping and rubber ducking jokes with comedians far better than me. it's why i keep reusing the same jokes, like any good shit comedian i stole half of them. but i've never seen anyone say "hey, your joke needs some more work" to someone they didn't know better than you did here and i just wanted to give you a little verbal hug.
qarbone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 64d
Thanks! Honestly, I spent about 10 minutes writing that previous comment because I wanted to avoid being unnecessarily aggravating.
I'm so anxious about communicating clearly that I've planned and workshopped giving suggestions myself. And I've found the best way is to put yourself on their side so that your advice feels like you're both going in the same direction. As opposed to butting heads or stonewalling the person you want to help. And that means actually understanding what someone is trying to do (because, if you don't, you just sound arrogant and misguided when giving advice about something they don't want).
I didn't do that there because the intent of the joke was likely what it appeared to beheartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 65d
He’s a “white male,” and he benefits from “failing up.” It’s ridiculous.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 64d
its fred trumps fault, if he hadnt let him inherit his money, he would be probably a scummy used car salesman.
Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works · 36 pts · 66d
As a visual metaphor for what MAGA have done to America, this imagery is so blunt that if you used it in a movie you'd be called a hack.
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 65d
They love their symbolism. He's here to destroy America.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 66d
There are mandatory drug tests in many, even rather irrelevant jobs. Time to include President, Cabinet, and their staff in that list.
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 65d
It took me a minute, then I figured it out.
I showed my partner with no context and she said "what is this, it looks like it was bombed" I just said "White House" she gasped.
Etterra@discuss.online · 25 pts · 65d
It's now the White Trash House.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 65d
Note that the "Before" picture is after Trump paved over the Rose Garden, so it's even worse than that.
Madison420@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 66d
Idiocracy really nailed it, just needs the toilet and abandoned appliances in the front yard.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 66d
This looks like what happens when I let my 10 year old niece play on my Minecraft server.
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 65d
He really is a dildo.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 64d
Dildos work and provide pleasure.
Donald Trump golfs and rapes children.
TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 64d
I stand corrected.
DarkFuture@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 64d
Isengard after Saruman's fuckery vibes.
Hopefully we get the equivalent of the Ents sorting things out. And I'm fine with Trump meeting the movie or book end that Saruman met.
Folstar@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 64d
Unfortunately hunting the uruks down afterward will be difficult as they'll just take off their hats and claim they never liked Saruman.
auntieclokwise@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d
Only good news is these particular uruks leave a documentation trail via their social media. So we can still put meat back on the menu.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 64d
what do you know thiels Palantir will be surveilling the area.
hamid@crazypeople.online · 9 pts · 65d
They should just tear the plantation house down. Nothing of value would be lost.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 65d
i want to agree with you, but having the seat of state be a plantation house is a wonderful reminder of the country's (i know so many statesians want to say former and maybe 20 years ago i'd have agreed with you i was a bit more of a dipshit but fuck that) ongoing shame.
TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone · 8 pts · 65d
Just needs an '85 camaro up on blocks and an old washing machine with bullet holes in it.
daannii@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 64d
I bet that big ass tree , top left, was probably about as old as the white house. And they just cut it down
osanna@lemmy.vg · 5 pts · 64d
Which White House? The Canadians destroyed it a while ago. Let’s hope they do it again
daannii@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 64d
🤞 at this point we just gotta start over.
DanVctr@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 64d
This actually hurts my heatt
brucethemoose@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 65d
I wonder how TV news is going to cover UFC.
It’s hard not to get all that construction in an aerial shot.
Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 65d
Our first AI president
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 64d
Dana white will try to make this a ppv.
KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 65d
When Trump is out they should leave the White House as is and turn it into a museum/warning to future USA.
Build a new house, officially name it "The People's House" and use it as a monument for the day the US took a new direction.
LOL. I kid.
We know that shit isn't going to happen. It will look like the White House from Idiocracy in a few years and Americans will cheer at the Trump memorial billboards on the front lawn.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 66d
That's because the meth family did move in.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 66d
No, not like.
Gammelfisch@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
Where are they going to place Just Dumb's sofa?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
damned orange fuck should be made to rebuild that wing with his bare hands
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d
remove the skirts to access the axles when youre ready to relocate
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 65d
What does the title mean?
tomkatt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 65d
Jesse Pinkman was a character from Breaking Bad, who was involved with the main character cooking meth and being involved in various crimes and drug deals.
Karmanopoly@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 65d
And his house was very messy
BradleyUffner@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
And full of criminals
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 65d
but they had great parties, bitch!