Nelson the Rulehog

cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/53131800

Rotund

284 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world

29 Comments

RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 81d (2 replies)

I’m sure his mom was surprised how smooth the delivery was.

lauha@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 80d (1 reply)

While this is a joke, I want to clarify to the people who don't know that hoglets are born spineless and the spines grow within first few days.

RavuAlHemio@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 80d

To my knowledge, they’re there from day one, but start out very short and very soft. (I don’t think the mother can feel the difference during delivery.)

rylviq@sopuli.xyz · 23 pts · 81d (6 replies)

umm! should I say it? can I say it?!

Sturgist@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 81d (5 replies)

Fam, this is the internet, you're contractually obliged to say it.

rylviq@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 81d (4 replies)

😂😆

Sturgist@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 81d (3 replies)

I see lots of laughter and also a distinct lack of saying it.....

i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 81d (2 replies)

No need to be teste, I got you.

he looks like balls lmao

cloudskater@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 80d

Haha, scrote!

Sturgist@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 81d

Stop, I can only get so erect!

riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 81d (3 replies)

this creature looks soo miserable ;w;

snoons@lemmy.ca · 45 pts · 81d (1 reply)

Born to Hedge, forced to hog. :(

TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 80d

I get in trouble for hedging my hog

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 81d

It sounds like he gets special care and love and attention. We should all be so lucky.

FreddiesLantern@leminal.space · 17 pts · 81d

Sonic the hog.

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 81d

That bottom right picture - forbidden stress ball.

krox@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 81d (3 replies)

That thing looks like a nut sack that came to life

naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 81d (2 replies)

If your scrotum is tight like that you need your cancerous balls removed.

lauha@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 80d (1 reply)

No no, I just took a cold shower. I swear!

naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 80d

💉✂️✂️🪡 motherfucker. Get in the hospital gown

tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 81d (3 replies)

so many great names for this fella

Zack, (short for ballsack)

Grundle

testicles (prnounced like hercules)

Max Danger

Balloon

Flapjack

Folds

any others?

kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 81d

All hail testi-cles!

i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 81d

Teabag

jorymo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 80d

Scrote

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 81d

Normally you have to bake hedgehogs in clay to remove the quills after cooking, but this opens the possibility of crispy fried hedgehog.

applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 80d

this is giving first sphynx cat vibes, like they've discovered the first hairless hedgehog and someone is going to breed it to make more spawning a whole industry of quill-less hedgehog pets. after a quick web search... nvm. nelson has passed.

HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 80d

Cute little meat bag.

Mordred_85@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 81d

“His best life” better than the other lives he lived so far

kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 81d

🥚