c/curatedtumblr · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 79dMy birds? Stoned. 582 points · 43 comments · view on lemmy.world
43 Comments
kibiz0r@midwest.social · 60 pts · 79d
My cannon? Loose. My boat? Rocked. (Because of the loose cannon.)
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 79d
My worm, eaten.
lime@feddit.nu · 9 pts · 79d
my mom's face, stepped on.
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 79d
My rocks, thrown.
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 79d
Temba, his arms wide.
smeenz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 78d
Lemmy, the comments posted.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 78d
I'm having way too much fun with this
mercano@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 79d
That bridge? Reached & crossed.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 79d
And under that bridge? Water.
Tiresia@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 79d
And out of that water? A fish.
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 79d
And into a frying pan I presume
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 79d
Briefly, before going into the fire.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
is that a normal cooking fire or did the river catch fire again
grue@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 79d
You didn't have the courage to write "came to." 🌉 🥵
Grimy@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 79d
I misread the instructions and burned mine. I was soo close to getting the full list right.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d
Eh, water under the place-where-the-bridge-used-to-be.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 5 pts · 79d
Reached, crossed, and burned down.
sundray@lemmus.org · 17 pts · 79d
My monkeys? Brassed.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 7 pts · 79d
Funky.
MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 79d
town
toynbee@piefed.social · 6 pts · 79d
Your cold Medina? Funkied.
Rusty@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 79d
My monkey? Spanked.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d
barreled?
Aedis@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 79d
Your jimmies? Rustled.
thinkyfish@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 79d
My monkeys? in a barrel.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 79d
With the fish that you shot?
gmtom@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 78d
Your goose being cooked is a bad thing though?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 78d
hey everyone look at salmonella tom here likes his goose raw
Rookeh@startrek.website · 4 pts · 78d
I like my geese free and thriving
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 78d
they will be free to thrive in my belly.
brap@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 79d
Well look at Mr Many Baskets. I keep mine all in one, much more efficient and nothing can possibly go wrong. Surely.
enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 79d
your milk?
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 79d
Uncried over?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 2 pts · 79d
Lapped up
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
oh the cat's gotten into it again
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 78d
My bulls? On parade
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 79d
My shit? Worked out.
Elgenzay@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 79d
How you gonna write all that and forget about horses
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 78d
My slugs? Salted.
hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 78d
*salty
Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app · 3 pts · 79d
Lucky birds
hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 78d
My coffin? Nailed.
theorychapter@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 78d
Hotel? Trivago.