Rubio asks everyone “would a guy with the biggest dick ever really even be able to sleep anyway?” Marco then held his hands two feet apart and nodded his head vigorously.
Assuming you're not just continuing to lie, maybe being up at 2 and 5AM calling you is part of the problem?
Loss of circadian rhythm is a major symptom of Alzheimer’s and dementia. The dementia ward in retirement homes is usually a 24/7 thing because the residents are always waking up and sleeping at odd hours.
He's been dead the last month. They just have a speaker and eleabrate hidden pully system moving him. They are covering the rotting (poorly) with makeup.
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Typhoon@lemmy.ca · 108 pts · 69d
This year I've seen the Pedophile of the United States
Shit himself in the oval office
Fall asleep in the same chair
artyom@piefed.social · 100 pts · 69d
They're not wrong. His eyes are open in the photo. Poor choice of photo, as there are many more photos and videos circulated of him sleeping.
0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 98 pts · 69d
“I’ve never seen him take a shit,” Rubio replied. “On the contrary, the guy doesn’t even have a butthole.”
BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 69d
Rubio asks everyone “would a guy with the biggest dick ever really even be able to sleep anyway?” Marco then held his hands two feet apart and nodded his head vigorously.
madcaesar@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 69d
"And I would know! I've been licking his ass for years!" - Rubio added
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social · 2 pts · 68d
Trying to decide if I should vomit, fap, or both
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 68d
When I was a teenager, my peers used to believe without evidence that if you were to shit, come and puke at the same time, you'd die.
I didn't really believe it, but never quite managed to get them all synched up so I could find out for sure.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 67d
Urban myth. You have to sneeze, too
jeeva@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 67d
Without the sneeze, it just takes a screenshot.
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 68d
he works so hard he burns up all the poop inside
DragonAce@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 68d
That's because he does all his shitting in his diapers.
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 68d
Because he is the asshole.
Fungirl@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 68d
mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 68d
Loss of circadian rhythm is a major symptom of Alzheimer’s and dementia. The dementia ward in retirement homes is usually a 24/7 thing because the residents are always waking up and sleeping at odd hours.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 68d
And sleeping with eyes half-open is another sign of disordered circadian rhythms, most likely caused by dementia.
paranoia@feddit.dk · 5 pts · 68d
Trump definitely sleeps very little, you can tell based on his tweet timestamps
Lydon_Feen@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 69d
Sleepy Trump?
Do you mean Dozy Don?
jestho@lemmy.zip · 28 pts · 68d
Don Snoreleone
harmbugler@piefed.social · 1 pts · 67d
Bull 💩Dozer 😴
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 47 pts · 69d
It would be the funniest thing if he died like that.
SqueakySpider@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 69d
Peacefully in his sleep isn't funny enough
MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk · 15 pts · 69d
Yeah, he deserves worse... but still though, think of his aides performing the dead parrot sketch.
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 69d
"He's pining for Greenland."
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 68d
The humor comes from his sycophants fearing that he's dead, but also afraid to mention it because it would make him look bad.
It would be hilarious.
Sabata11792@ani.social · 5 pts · 68d
He's been dead the last month. They just have a speaker and eleabrate hidden pully system moving him. They are covering the rotting (poorly) with makeup.
sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 69d
Definitely not a woke president.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 38 pts · 69d
Don't say "white house explodes," he doesn't need new ideas.
valar@lemmy.ca · 37 pts · 69d
As long as he's in it at the time
phutatorius@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 69d
Small price to pay in that case.
kboos1@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d
Ssshhhh he's sleeping
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 68d
Have you seen recent pictures taken from above? It already looks like it already exploded.
LaserTurboShark69@sh.itjust.works · 27 pts · 68d
"White House Explodes" don't get my hopes up like that
phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 68d
He's been doing that for years, even in his previous administration. What's the news?
Also, the white house didn't "explode" because it already exploded like half a year ago, most of it is gone now
plz1@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 68d
He spent Biden's entire presidency calling him Sleepy Joe?
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 68d
Yeah and he spent a lot of time claiming Drag queens were groomers and pedos.
fucktrump@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 68d
It’s always projection with these assholes
inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 69d
HE IS CONSERVING ENERGY TO PURGE THE DEEP STATE!
INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK TO FIX AMERICA!
IRAN HAS ALREADY SURRENDERED!
DONT BELIEVE UR LYING EYES
LETS GO BRANDON!
F U SLEEPY Jo..... nm
y is everything so political im just a moderate anyways
Rentlar@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 69d
Shhh, he's busy negotiating with Iran while at the same time telling architects how beautiful his Epstein ballroom needs to be... in his dreams.
tacoplease@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 68d
He's not asleep!!! It's obvious his eyelids are 3nm apart so they're open and he's awake!!!
He always sits like that and leans to the right cause that's what the right does!!! Everyone sits and leans to the right!!!
God, I kinda miss that ugly blonde pig woman who makes up excuses for him.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 68d
Hopefully he has one of those forever naps soon.
Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 68d
WanderWisley@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 68d
There is a “did Trump die today” twitter page. I checked in on it every so often and they always post “no, he didn’t die today.” But one day soon…
santa@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 68d
He’s probably dreaming of sitting on Epstein’s lap.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 68d
As a Canadian, perhaps a more inflammatory title would be "White House burns"?
anon_8675309@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 68d
Give him a break he’s up until 3am posting shit to socials.
/s
pelespirit@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 69d
Lmao at the guy talking. He starts out kind of sketchy trying not to look at trump and then he realizes trump awakens.
Jayve@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 69d
Weekend at Donnie's.
BigTuffAl@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 69d
you have to stop him to stop him
this is just more bullshit
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 68d
Which one? I feel like there are dozens of Dozey Don vids out there.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 68d
He's not asleep. He's telepathic
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 68d
He's receiving orders from Netanyahu, relax people, it's all for peace and democracy.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 68d
Ol dozey don
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 68d
tf is RapidResponse47?