Don't listen to this guy. Over-processing the lava ruins it. You have to drink raw lava straight from the source to get the full benefit, otherwise you might as well just go chew on a chunk of pumice like a chump.
They don't need to be built in active volcanoes like the one ring, they just need to be able to withstand the heat for a limited amount of time.
Your convent peaked my interest, so I searched for the temperatures of lava and molten steel. Turns out (and I didn't expect this at all): lava is 700-1300°C, steel is 1300-1500°C. I expected lava to be somewhere around 2500-3000 °C, so i thought you would have to be quicker than foundry personnel. Instead, you would have even more time than with molten steel to get a cut of fresh lava straight from the vulcano and drink it.
"Binging with Babish" made "Lava Chicken" inspired by the Minecraft movie. He went to a college campus where an art professor made a custom device that, technically if you wanted to, would allow you to pour lava into a person's mouth.
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DomeGuy@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 106d
Preparation steps for safely drinking lava:
SirBucksworth@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 106d
mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 106d
Oof... Post mortem, even. Like a final ultimate humiliation to punish you for this utterly stupid endeavour.
X@piefed.world · 5 pts · 105d
Big Nature: I don’t care if you fuck around with me, (motions to a Gympie Gympie tree) but you might.
mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 105d
All of Australia seems like Mother Earth's way of saying "fuck around and find out".
Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 106d
Don't listen to this guy. Over-processing the lava ruins it. You have to drink raw lava straight from the source to get the full benefit, otherwise you might as well just go chew on a chunk of pumice like a chump.
adhdsergio@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 105d
Yes except WE get the benefits of this guy drinking lava
mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 16 pts · 106d
Water is lava
Go drink your lava and be free
Dagnet@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 106d
I trust science. That geologist said to not drink lava so I won't drink water ever again!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 105d
cries about it
valkyre09@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 105d
If you drink lava. You’ll never need to drink anything else the rest of your life.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 105d
Best of luck. I’m honestly wondering how you’d even do it. Like what kind of device could you even use to get lava to your mouth?
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 105d
Pfft, nice try with your Big Geology propaganda! That device is called "a spoon". 🤡
Seriously though, I would assume that foundries use suitable tooling, because they have to handle the molten metal and take samples.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 105d
Sure, but since none of them are built in active volcanoes, they're not using those tools to handle lava.
And they're DEFINITELY not using them to transport anything into the mouths of people 😄
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 105d
They don't need to be built in active volcanoes like the one ring, they just need to be able to withstand the heat for a limited amount of time.
Your convent peaked my interest, so I searched for the temperatures of lava and molten steel. Turns out (and I didn't expect this at all): lava is 700-1300°C, steel is 1300-1500°C. I expected lava to be somewhere around 2500-3000 °C, so i thought you would have to be quicker than foundry personnel. Instead, you would have even more time than with molten steel to get a cut of fresh lava straight from the vulcano and drink it.
MimicJar@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 105d
"Binging with Babish" made "Lava Chicken" inspired by the Minecraft movie. He went to a college campus where an art professor made a custom device that, technically if you wanted to, would allow you to pour lava into a person's mouth.
Example of pouring lava on chicken
limer@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 106d
A hotly contested topic
toxicbubble@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 106d
probably high in minerals and nutrients, big pharma doesn't want you to know the truth!!
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 106d
I second people drinking lava. We have to clean up the gene pool any way we can.
nexguy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 106d
Hmm, why should we trust Big comment?
ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org · 4 pts · 106d
So when the media said grains were good for you and meat was bad for you, was that a lie?...it was.
I eat a lot of meat and I gained a lot of muscle really fast when I started working out just twice a week
Flower@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 105d
We haven't heard anything from Lava Drinker! He's been taken out by Big Rock for telling the truth! /s
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 3 pts · 106d
It will make you have to go to the bathroom. I mean, it just goes right through you.
Mac@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 105d
This is far too close to reality