What's the most outrageous food item that you or someone you know has smuggled into a movie theatre?

30-pack of beer. Hoisted on the shoulder in clear view while giving the theatre worker my ticket. Teenage minimum wage workers by end of summer DGAF.

Couple buddies and I all had trench coats back in the day with a bunch of interior pockets. We’d have multiple two liters of soda and giant bags of popcorn and candy (we were teenagers and thought this was the coolest thing ever)

A cubic foot of baked ziti casserole with eggplant.

Back when I worked at a theater a lady brought in a full kfc family feast. No one stopped her because no one there was paid enough to have to deal with a lady being denied her family meal.

Back in the day 2 bottles of Boones Farm Strawberry Hills Wine Coolers. The big ones, 750ml. Both down my pants. 2 glasses to boot.

A pocketful of baked beans to munch on.

ime you can just walk in with bag of takeout, noone working a theater gets paid nearly enough to care about outside food.

A friend of mine did a 4 foot party sub in high school, and pizza was commonly done by having it delivered to the non-alarmed emergency exits.

Back in the 90s my parents used to sneak a whole rotisserie chicken every now and then

One of my friends once jammed an aluminium foil take-away container filled with spaghetti Bolognese under his jacket to take into the cinema.

Back in college; My friends and I once smuggled a whole pizza and a roasted chicken pretending to be backpackers.

Witnessed a take away laksa being consumed in a cinema once. I'm sure the seats were never the same in a radius around the culprit.

Once I brought full checkers meals in for my boyfriend and me. Burgers, fries, 2 milkshakes. Big ol purse and strategic stacking.

Dollar show theater we'd sneak in bottles of beer, picnic style food like sandwiches and trail mix, once saw some people divvying up a whole roasted chicken

Some guy two rows back brought in sushi once.

sesame chicken and fried rice

A six pack of beer in glass bottles. For the midnight premiere of Jackass 2 in my college town. Theater was full. Everyone was drinking before and during the movie. It was quite the party.

A twelve inch sub, two bags of chips, a bottle of soda for each, and some Reese's cups.

I did the entire load except the Reeses.

This was back when FUBU was still a viable company. I could fit a full sized handgun in each pocket, so two drink bottles in one and a sandwich in the other were easy. Chips in the back pockets. With pants that loose, and a baggy shirt over the top, it wasn't even visible lol. Good belt helped though.

With a good coat in winter, I could smuggle anything I damn well wanted almost anywhere. Hell, anywhere at all that didn't search people, no almost.

Edit: me and my homie went together, it wasn't all for me

16 6in sub sandwiches with chips crushed and sprinkled inside the sandwich. For our group I only had 2.

Also another time left over pot roast.