Eh, I'm lucky enough to work alongside other intellectually curious adults who can be open and mature with such things. TBH I don't think it would bother anyone or be considered weird at all. I'd have to have actual porn up on the screen in the shared working area to cause a problem.
I swear there is a George Carlin bit about this but I can't find it in my super quick search, I heard it on a record when I was like 11 or 12 so it's possibly my memory is foggy lol.
Well I don't even know if it's a joke, but just something about Superman's spunk traveling as fast as he can, and how it would wreak havoc during some intimate moments causing some carnage or something to that extent. I don't even know. Maybe it's just something my dad was joking about when I was younger.
Holy crap. Well that explains a lot with that memory. Dad used to read a ton of sci-fi. I was actually just commenting about Larry Niven and my dad in another post, The one that was asking why nobody has redone Dante's inferno in the 20th century.
e: I think he either must have read me the story or paraphrased it to me when I was younger, I'm going to have to bring this up next time we're having a meal together lol. I read the entire short story you posted (very short! I read it while eating a carrot for breakfast!), and so much of it brings back more memories :) what a fun concept it explores, thank you so much for sharing the link, this made my morning!
38 Comments
suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus · 55 pts · 80d
When basic biology is labeled NSFW....
Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 80d
Americans be like:
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 80d
we don’t get PPE or healthcare, so biology is scary
daggermoon@piefed.world · 1 pts · 79d
Not this American.
Magnum@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 79d
Well do you want to be the guy at work reading about sperm?
datavoid@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 79d
The NSFW doesn't help when the title also has the word sperm in it
Magnum@infosec.pub · 1 pts · 79d
Well the URL doesn't, but the original link does.
suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus · 1 pts · 79d
Eh, I'm lucky enough to work alongside other intellectually curious adults who can be open and mature with such things. TBH I don't think it would bother anyone or be considered weird at all. I'd have to have actual porn up on the screen in the shared working area to cause a problem.
Magnum@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 79d
Big companies have network monitoring and filtering enabled.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 77d
And smart employees only browse with VPN on.
MantisToboggon@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 80d
Damn , your mom must have CTE from all the shots to the head .
Patnou@lemmy.world · -43 pts · 80d
Seriously pulling a your mom joke? How many cob webs were on that mofo? Or should I be asking how old are you?
bananabread@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 80d
If only that NSFW label would have stopped them from reading it
WindyRebel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 78d
Your mom jokes are still funny and probably always will be. Hell, they’ve been doing it for centuries.
Greg@lemmy.ca · 23 pts · 80d
Even faster if you're doing it in a plane
socsa@piefed.social · 2 pts · 79d
Well the planet already moves around 1,300,000 mph through the universe
sheridan@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 79d
This is why you should not ejaculate in a school zone.
Patnou@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d
Probably in bad taste...but that give new meaning to Watch For Slow Kids.
fonix232@fedia.io · 2 pts · 78d
Bad taste? Pineapple should help.
remon@ani.social · 14 pts · 78d
That's 45 km/h for the non-burger world.
xav@programming.dev · 3 pts · 78d
TYVM
favoredponcho@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 80d
fubbernuckin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 78d
I'm sure somebody's into that
joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 80d
I swear there is a George Carlin bit about this but I can't find it in my super quick search, I heard it on a record when I was like 11 or 12 so it's possibly my memory is foggy lol.
Uair@autistics.life · 5 pts · 80d
@joeljoelle @Patnou
Are you thinking of Sammy the Sperm? Always working out so he gets to win the race and fertilize the egg? "Go back, go back! It's a blow job!"
joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 80d
Humm I'm not sure, I thought it was a bit about condoms or something, haha.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 78d
That would be a fantastic wrapping paper for birthday.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 78d
Picturing the Mythbusters team with a radar gun.
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 80d
Reminds me of that 'joke' about Superman lol
KingOfSleep@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 79d
You just told yourself, and only yourself, a joke.
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 79d
it's called the Superman:
you jizz on their back when they're still asleep, slap the sheets down, and when they get up.. voilà
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 78d
Well I don't even know if it's a joke, but just something about Superman's spunk traveling as fast as he can, and how it would wreak havoc during some intimate moments causing some carnage or something to that extent. I don't even know. Maybe it's just something my dad was joking about when I was younger.
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 78d
It's a short story by Larry Niven
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 78d
That was a risky click.
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 78d
Holy crap. Well that explains a lot with that memory. Dad used to read a ton of sci-fi. I was actually just commenting about Larry Niven and my dad in another post, The one that was asking why nobody has redone Dante's inferno in the 20th century.
e: I think he either must have read me the story or paraphrased it to me when I was younger, I'm going to have to bring this up next time we're having a meal together lol. I read the entire short story you posted (very short! I read it while eating a carrot for breakfast!), and so much of it brings back more memories :) what a fun concept it explores, thank you so much for sharing the link, this made my morning!
AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 78d
Glad to hear it! Maybe you can get into reading short stories with him :)
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 78d
Living up to your user name in being awesome <3
Ozymati@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 78d
Now go dig up an antique essay titled "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex"
UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 78d
Not if you're Homelander...