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30 Comments

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 94 pts · 79d (13 replies)

I (or OP) either pronounce "globe" or "job" incorrectly. I don't know which is worse.

SatyrSack@quokk.au · 40 pts · 79d (1 reply)

You've ruined the meme, GOB.

tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 79d

It ain't easy being white 🎶

squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi · 27 pts · 79d

Earth is glob

urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe · 23 pts · 79d

Fortatech@gregtech.eu · 15 pts · 79d

Jobe

hperrin@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 79d (1 reply)
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 79d

Nice. Beat me to it!

DagwoodIII@piefed.social · 6 pts · 79d (2 replies)

Tyger Tyger, burning bright, In the forests of the night; What immortal hand or eye, Could frame thy fearful symmetry

See you and raise you!

Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 79d

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 1 pts · 79d

I see your Kevin Conroy and raise you a Mark Hamill.

Jingle bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile
Lost a Wheel
And the Joker got awayyyyy!

Crashing through the roof
In a one horse open tree
Busting out I go
Laughing all the weeeee!

blarg_dunsen@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 79d (2 replies)

but /d͡ʒɔːb/ and /ɡlɔːb/ are pronounced the same?

Azzu@leminal.space · 3 pts · 79d

Job is /dʒɑb/ and globe is /ɡloʊb/

GandalftheBlack@feddit.org · 1 pts · 79d

Where are you getting those pronunciations from?

Kwiila@slrpnk.net · 33 pts · 79d

Roses are red
Earth is an orb.
Nevermind the work,
DEY TORK MAH JORB!

frankenswine@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 79d (2 replies)

chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 79d

"This doesn't rhyme"

Checks comments

"God fucking dammit"

texas1980@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 79d

Illusions Michael!

qarbone@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 79d (2 replies)

Are you pronouncing lowercase "job" like the name?

Psythik@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 79d

God I have such an irrational hate for that name, especially when it's spelled "Gob". It looks like it should be pronounced "gawb".

kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 79d

Earth is a glob.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 79d (1 reply)

That was the greatest contradiction of my last job. I was too burned out from hating the decisions of management to spend any time trying to change my situation. Fortunately for me, they badly mismanaged their finances and had three rounds of layoffs. I love my current job and, for the first time ever, plan to stay until I retire.

HakunaHafada@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 79d

Similar situation. I despise management and their decisions, and have zero energy to spare looking for a new job.

Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 79d

This is what happens when looking for a job is, in itself, a full time job.

underscores@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 79d

I just quit my job. I want to upskill and apply to other jobs but I cannot with my current job, they expect way too much from our team and I barely feel human after the work week ends. just like a sack of milked out production, recharging for the next use

Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 79d

"What can I say about the American worker that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? They look bombed out and depleted..."

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 79d

According to MAGA, jobs were way up last month. In fact, they were so up, that they went back and re-jiggered the terrible numbers for the previous two months, and guess what? Those are good months now, too. I just saw a MAGA spokesman saying there are plenty of jobs, and they're easy to get. I guess all those who can't find work are just Lazy Libz.

See? MAGA is better than Biden. All you have to do is trust and believe MAGA accounting.

darthsundhaft@piefed.social · 3 pts · 79d

Actually me IRL. AI has fucked up hiring process even more, so now idk if I should be using AI to produce a resume that I know will get me interviewed or what even. Shit makes no sense anymore. Idk what to do.

CuriousRefugee@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 79d

Great jaerb out there, Homestar!

mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 79d

I always hated this format

Roses are red

Anything goes here

Anything goes here too. Ere