What's the most embarrassing text you've sent?

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humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 204 pts · 91d (12 replies)

Boobs. Its the word boobs. In case you were wondering what was censored.

teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 67 pts · 91d (3 replies)

You're crazy, it was clearly borbs. The existence of borbs has been kept secret for many years, since they first appeared.

If the truth emerges, those who think boobs to be the highest treasure will be jealous, and chaos will reign as borb-havers, of whom there are never enough, are swamped by crazed booberists seeking to upgrade.

It is best you think this a shit post, and do not seek the truth.

exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 91d (2 replies)

Birbs and borbs are just types of birds, on the rounder end of the spectrum. Even the Audubon society agrees.

Anyway, some might disagree whether a great tit qualifies as a borb. Most would say that a blue footed booby does not qualify as a borb.

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Everyone knows birds aren't real 🙄

exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 91d

Even if they are fake tits I still like to look at them.

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 91d (3 replies)

It's engagement bait

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 14 pts · 91d

got they ass

humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Consider me enraged... I mean, engaged.

osanna@lemmy.vg · 3 pts · 90d

congrats! when's the wedding?

wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 91d

Idk how can you be sure?

FatVegan@leminal.space · 13 pts · 90d (1 reply)

Shush, there are americans here, they can't hear naughty words

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 90d

We're not all gits here. Some of us occasionally let loose the uncouth "oh fudge". I even say "heck" when it's necessary

napkin2020@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 91d

Won't you think about all those poor advertisers!

BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 56 pts · 91d (6 replies)

Mine was probably something like

 apt-get install emacs 
 
 Oops wrong window!
femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 91d (3 replies)

Better than your password

fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 21 pts · 91d (1 reply)

sighs

hunter2's

BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 91d

sigh

All I'm seeing is *******

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 91d

Looks

ran the password as a terminal command...

marighost@piefed.social · 16 pts · 91d

I've hit a friend with sudo pacman -Syu before...

generic_computers@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 91d

You spelled vim wrong /s

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 91d (4 replies)

Really convenient way to make up an excuse. Cannot do that as easily if you accidentally sent a different kind of spicy image.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 91d (2 replies)

"Does this look infected?"

HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 66 pts · 91d

"no, that looks like a buttplug connected to a car battery..."

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 91d

Could work. Unless it's clearly both not infected and you are posing suspiciously

Grimy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d

"Does this look like Herpes to you?"

gmtom@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 91d (5 replies)

"I mean yeah there's some discolouration by the areolas, but why are they covered in spit and you're pinching a nipple" - mom

optimisticturtle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 91d
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some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d (2 replies)

Oh, that's not spit

modus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 91d (1 reply)

Well which one of the gentlmen in the rest of the photo is responsible?

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 91d
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psycotica0@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 91d

Well, I'm obviously pinching to show that it hurts when I do this... so... is that normal? It is? Okay great thanks!

brown567@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 91d (3 replies)

Accidentally sent a meme/joke about bdsm to my entire family group chat (parents, siblings, in-laws) instead of directly to my wife XD

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 91d (2 replies)
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brown567@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 90d (1 reply)

I can't remember 😅

It was pretty tame, but I definitely intended to send it to only my wife

SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 90d
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GarboDog@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 91d (4 replies)

7 years ago, we accidentally sent yiff to our dad once. Had a broken screen and accidentally clicked share and well, he was the first option. Didn’t even ask for confirmation either. His reply was “nice lol”

We have never spoke of it ever again since and we bought a new screen the next paycheck.

echodot@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 91d (3 replies)

Are you a collective hive mind or something?

osanna@lemmy.vg · 6 pts · 90d (1 reply)

probably DID

GarboDog@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 90d

This yeah ⬆️

themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 90d

DID or academic brainrot, call it

Janx@piefed.social · 15 pts · 91d

Hey it's me, your mum

crapwittyname@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 90d (1 reply)

Which one of you CUNTS censored the word "boobs"?

spacegoat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d

bedwyr@piefed.ca · 13 pts · 91d

I once worked at a multinational, in an office. There was a guy I joked with, anyway, he ribbed me, and I responded with something about his sore vagina making him feel that way, but accidently hit reply all. Like this was a million people in positions unremoved from what we did.

That is a a common problem in these big corpos.

debil@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 90d (3 replies)

Ok, what's the equivalent follow-up for an erect penis pic? Asking for a friend.

LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 90d (2 replies)

Does this mole look like melanoma?

debil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d (1 reply)

What mole? Can you send me a closeup?

LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 90d

Oh, nevermind, I just spilled some chocolate.

one_knight_scripting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d

Damn good recovery.

GhostFace@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 91d

Did this but worse to someone I wasn't interested in. It basically killed the friendship and it was entirely my fault because I was drunk.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d (1 reply)

It would be weird to do that anyway unprompted unless you've established that it's okay to be naked/half naked in front of your parents, which I don't think is the case for most people. 🤔

Also unfortunate for the mum if she opens the message in public

InputZero@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 91d

Perhaps, but also as a parent you have to be prepared for your child to do completely inappropriate things in front of you without any warning. Even adult children can be oblivious to their parents boundaries. Now how that's handled is parenting but if it's your kid you have to expect the unexpected.

TomMasz@piefed.social · 0 pts · 91d

Whatever works.

Lehmuusa@nord.pub · -6 pts · 91d (5 replies)

Has their mom never seen boobs? Or never seen their own child naked? Or what the heck is this about?

What mother would get traumatized by seeing boobs? They're a mother for crying out loud. Breastfeeding somebody seems to tend to make boobs unscary.

party_planet@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 91d (1 reply)

because they didn't want their mum to know that they were sending nudes to people. it's not the actual boobs that matter.

Lehmuusa@nord.pub · -8 pts · 91d

How is that unexpected, really? She's shown her own boobs to a lot of people during the years. She's an adult woman. She knows what human people are like.

BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · -19 pts · 91d (2 replies)

It's not the boobs, it's that their daughter is a slut, and randomly sending boobie shots to whomever. No judgement on my part, but Mom's not gonna be thrilled.

Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d

That first sentence is full of judgement and assumptions.

Lehmuusa@nord.pub · 0 pts · 91d

Has the mom never been of age 15 to 35? Or 45, for that matter?

Nah, if she's ever been a teenager, she does understand.