You're crazy, it was clearly borbs. The existence of borbs has been kept secret for many years, since they first appeared.
If the truth emerges, those who think boobs to be the highest treasure will be jealous, and chaos will reign as borb-havers, of whom there are never enough, are swamped by crazed booberists seeking to upgrade.
It is best you think this a shit post, and do not seek the truth.
7 years ago, we accidentally sent yiff to our dad once. Had a broken screen and accidentally clicked share and well, he was the first option. Didn’t even ask for confirmation either. His reply was “nice lol”
We have never spoke of it ever again since and we bought a new screen the next paycheck.
I once worked at a multinational, in an office. There was a guy I joked with, anyway, he ribbed me, and I responded with something about his sore vagina making him feel that way, but accidently hit reply all. Like this was a million people in positions unremoved from what we did.
It would be weird to do that anyway unprompted unless you've established that it's okay to be naked/half naked in front of your parents, which I don't think is the case for most people. 🤔
Also unfortunate for the mum if she opens the message in public
Perhaps, but also as a parent you have to be prepared for your child to do completely inappropriate things in front of you without any warning. Even adult children can be oblivious to their parents boundaries. Now how that's handled is parenting but if it's your kid you have to expect the unexpected.
How is that unexpected, really? She's shown her own boobs to a lot of people during the years. She's an adult woman. She knows what human people are like.
It's not the boobs, it's that their daughter is a slut, and randomly sending boobie shots to whomever. No judgement on my part, but Mom's not gonna be thrilled.
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humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 204 pts · 91d
Boobs. Its the word boobs. In case you were wondering what was censored.
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 67 pts · 91d
You're crazy, it was clearly borbs. The existence of borbs has been kept secret for many years, since they first appeared.
If the truth emerges, those who think boobs to be the highest treasure will be jealous, and chaos will reign as borb-havers, of whom there are never enough, are swamped by crazed booberists seeking to upgrade.
It is best you think this a shit post, and do not seek the truth.
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 15 pts · 91d
Birbs and borbs are just types of birds, on the rounder end of the spectrum. Even the Audubon society agrees.
Anyway, some might disagree whether a great tit qualifies as a borb. Most would say that a blue footed booby does not qualify as a borb.
humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 91d
Everyone knows birds aren't real 🙄
exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 91d
Even if they are fake tits I still like to look at them.
rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 91d
It's engagement bait
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 14 pts · 91d
got they ass
humanamerican@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 91d
Consider me enraged... I mean, engaged.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 3 pts · 90d
congrats! when's the wedding?
wander1236@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 91d
Idk how can you be sure?
FatVegan@leminal.space · 13 pts · 90d
Shush, there are americans here, they can't hear naughty words
mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 90d
We're not all gits here. Some of us occasionally let loose the uncouth "oh fudge". I even say "heck" when it's necessary
napkin2020@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 91d
Won't you think about all those poor advertisers!
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 56 pts · 91d
Mine was probably something like
femtek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 91d
Better than your password
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip · 21 pts · 91d
sighs
hunter2's
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 91d
sigh
All I'm seeing is *******
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 91d
Looks
ran the password as a terminal command...
marighost@piefed.social · 16 pts · 91d
I've hit a friend with
sudo pacman -Syubefore...generic_computers@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 91d
You spelled
vimwrong /sWizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 42 pts · 91d
Really convenient way to make up an excuse. Cannot do that as easily if you accidentally sent a different kind of spicy image.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 91d
"Does this look infected?"
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 66 pts · 91d
"no, that looks like a buttplug connected to a car battery..."
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 91d
Could work. Unless it's clearly both not infected and you are posing suspiciously
Grimy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 91d
"Does this look like Herpes to you?"
gmtom@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 91d
"I mean yeah there's some discolouration by the areolas, but why are they covered in spit and you're pinching a nipple" - mom
optimisticturtle@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 91d
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 91d
Oh, that's not spit
modus@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 91d
Well which one of the gentlmen in the rest of the photo is responsible?
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 91d
psycotica0@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 91d
Well, I'm obviously pinching to show that it hurts when I do this... so... is that normal? It is? Okay great thanks!
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 91d
Accidentally sent a meme/joke about bdsm to my entire family group chat (parents, siblings, in-laws) instead of directly to my wife XD
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 91d
brown567@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 90d
I can't remember 😅
It was pretty tame, but I definitely intended to send it to only my wife
SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 90d
GarboDog@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 91d
7 years ago, we accidentally sent yiff to our dad once. Had a broken screen and accidentally clicked share and well, he was the first option. Didn’t even ask for confirmation either. His reply was “nice lol”
We have never spoke of it ever again since and we bought a new screen the next paycheck.
echodot@feddit.uk · 19 pts · 91d
Are you a collective hive mind or something?
osanna@lemmy.vg · 6 pts · 90d
probably DID
GarboDog@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 90d
This yeah ⬆️
themagzuz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 90d
DID or academic brainrot, call it
Janx@piefed.social · 15 pts · 91d
Hey it's me, your mum
crapwittyname@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 90d
Which one of you CUNTS censored the word "boobs"?
spacegoat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d
bedwyr@piefed.ca · 13 pts · 91d
I once worked at a multinational, in an office. There was a guy I joked with, anyway, he ribbed me, and I responded with something about his sore vagina making him feel that way, but accidently hit reply all. Like this was a million people in positions unremoved from what we did.
That is a a common problem in these big corpos.
debil@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 90d
Ok, what's the equivalent follow-up for an erect penis pic? Asking for a friend.
LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 90d
Does this mole look like melanoma?
debil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 90d
What mole? Can you send me a closeup?
LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 90d
Oh, nevermind, I just spilled some chocolate.
one_knight_scripting@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 91d
Damn good recovery.
GhostFace@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 91d
Did this but worse to someone I wasn't interested in. It basically killed the friendship and it was entirely my fault because I was drunk.
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 91d
It would be weird to do that anyway unprompted unless you've established that it's okay to be naked/half naked in front of your parents, which I don't think is the case for most people. 🤔
Also unfortunate for the mum if she opens the message in public
InputZero@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 91d
Perhaps, but also as a parent you have to be prepared for your child to do completely inappropriate things in front of you without any warning. Even adult children can be oblivious to their parents boundaries. Now how that's handled is parenting but if it's your kid you have to expect the unexpected.
TomMasz@piefed.social · 0 pts · 91d
Whatever works.
Lehmuusa@nord.pub · -6 pts · 91d
Has their mom never seen boobs? Or never seen their own child naked? Or what the heck is this about?
What mother would get traumatized by seeing boobs? They're a mother for crying out loud. Breastfeeding somebody seems to tend to make boobs unscary.
party_planet@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 91d
because they didn't want their mum to know that they were sending nudes to people. it's not the actual boobs that matter.
Lehmuusa@nord.pub · -8 pts · 91d
How is that unexpected, really? She's shown her own boobs to a lot of people during the years. She's an adult woman. She knows what human people are like.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today · -19 pts · 91d
It's not the boobs, it's that their daughter is a slut, and randomly sending boobie shots to whomever. No judgement on my part, but Mom's not gonna be thrilled.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 91d
That first sentence is full of judgement and assumptions.
Lehmuusa@nord.pub · 0 pts · 91d
Has the mom never been of age 15 to 35? Or 45, for that matter?
Nah, if she's ever been a teenager, she does understand.