c/onehundredninetysix · by not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 76d

summerule

303 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world

16 Comments

08:00 - 20:00 cancer gifting death rays and unbearable heat

schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 20 pts · 76d (2 replies)

Try to get some fleas, to distract from the flies and mosquitoes. Works like a charm. Also, ticks, to distract from the fleas.

SolacefromSilence@fedia.io · 14 pts · 76d (1 reply)

Is this bedbug erasure?

schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 13 pts · 76d

If bedbugs get involved I swear my last brain cell is going to be sucked dry and I can't guarantee for anything. This is slightly different from Kafka by the way, as I am gradually turning into several tiny bugs by ways of being consumed, not one giant bug by metamorphosis.

One might ask, how did the commenter get into this situation? Are they a filthy peasant? Did they get infested through circumstances out of their control? Yes and also yes. I really hope the nasty chemicals I ordered arrive fast and are efficient (both has failed last week, so wish me luck this time).

Also, it is entirely possible that the worst (or best) has already happened and the bugs are writing this comment.

SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 75d (1 reply)

You gotta set up a mosquito bucket of doom

Its not perfect, but at least I can mow the lawn without my ankles being on fire afterwards.

Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 75d

Just knowing this exists, makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside 😊❤️<3

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 12 pts · 76d (3 replies)

The existence of mosquitos and of "moscas" (flies) implies the existence of a larger version of these... ah never mind, meet EL MOSCARDÓN ecopest.es/moscardon/

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 76d (2 replies)

at least they're probably easier to swat

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 75d (1 reply)

la chanlca intensifica

MrLLM@ani.social · 3 pts · 75d

Oh yeah, the chancla never misses

chunes@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 75d

Oh you're having an outdoor meal?