At first it seems like Star Trek is some kind of utopian vision of the future. Until you realise that the replicators' default setting for earl grey tea is to serve it cold.
This morning our cat dug a discarded piece of plastic out of the trash and dropped it on me to wake me up for breakfast. Buddy, I get you think this is just as cute as dropping any of your other toys in the bed, but come on…
Anything that didn’t come out one end or the other and wasn’t killed isn’t that bad overall, though.
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 31 pts · 59d
I wanna talk a moment about Earl Grey.
My whole life I avoided it, because I assumed from the floral scent of the leaves, that it must taste like ass.
I recently bought a box on some sort of unexplainable whim.
It is such a wonderful late afternoon pick-me-up!
popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 59d
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 59d
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bampop@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 59d
At first it seems like Star Trek is some kind of utopian vision of the future. Until you realise that the replicators' default setting for earl grey tea is to serve it cold.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social · 9 pts · 59d
If you can find Lady Earl White, I recommend it.
It’s seasoned like Earl gray, but on a white tea base, and it’s just lovely.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 58d
That sounds amazing. I love Earl Gray but I've always preferred green and white teas, so thanks for the tip!
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 58d
It's the bergamot!
OfCourseNot@fedia.io · 25 pts · 59d
Oliver is a sweet, handsome boy doing his very best with the one brain cell that was given to him. A 10/10 good kitty, that he is.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 14 pts · 59d
ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 24 pts · 59d
Other cats won't bring you teabags but will give you them while you're sleeping.
TrapRag@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 59d
Breathes heavily in British So what do you want for him?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 59d
What I want for him? I want for him to be happy and loved 🥰
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 59d
Can you spare some blood/hair samples? For... Posterity?
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 59d
This morning our cat dug a discarded piece of plastic out of the trash and dropped it on me to wake me up for breakfast. Buddy, I get you think this is just as cute as dropping any of your other toys in the bed, but come on…
Anything that didn’t come out one end or the other and wasn’t killed isn’t that bad overall, though.
frischkaesbagett@feddit.org · 12 pts · 59d
The plastic piece actually was a gift for your cake day. We all sent it to your cat for delivery.
We hope it found you well.
myotheraccount@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 59d
Oliver looks so proud. Certified good boy ❤️
Ron@zegheteens.nl · 10 pts · 58d
He's a ginger cat and in his defense, the teabag has a tail.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 59d
Plot Twist: Your cat used to play Quake competitively.
After the neutering, this is all he has.
Mannimarco@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 59d
My sisters cat does the same thing
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 59d
Picard: So, Commander Data. How goes Spot's new training regiment?
Data:
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 59d
That was geordi in this scene though ☝️🤓
ummthatguy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 59d
laranis@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 59d
Oliver is clearly British
Agent641@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 58d
Must be an English cat
MintyFresh@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 58d
Such a helpful kitty!
Curious_Canid@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 59d
That cat is a genius.
FundMECFS@piefed.zip · 4 pts · 59d
Far better for the environment. Good on that cat.
ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 58d