As a Minnesotan, we don't want Wisconsin. We don't believe in it. Too many Wisconsinites sneaking across the border illegally and stealing our jerbs and bragging about their cheese. And don't get me started on who has more lakes. We do.
A pretty close guess, but the actual number is 11,842 lakes. We have more coastline than California. And that means we also own the most boats of all the states with 143.6 boats per 1,000 residents. An amazing number of boats considering we can only use them about 3 months out of the year. The rest of the year we can drive on our lakes and move tiny houses out on them to drink beer, watch football, and fish for walleyes in our underwear at -20F.
I myself own 2 motorboats, one I bought and one I inherited. Plus a canoe and a kayak, 2 wheeled fish houses, and 2 popup canvas fish houses. Again, one of each bought and one of each inherited.
37 Comments
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 40 pts · 71d
beegsota
5765313496@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 71d
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 70d
5765313496@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 70d
Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 71d
LesserAbe@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 71d
Maxxesota
LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 71d
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 70d
Nebraska, Kansas, and Oklahoma are all pretty much the same thing anyways. Also do we really need Wisconsin? I, for one fully support Meggasota
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d
As a Minnesotan, we don't want Wisconsin. We don't believe in it. Too many Wisconsinites sneaking across the border illegally and stealing our jerbs and bragging about their cheese. And don't get me started on who has more lakes. We do.
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 69d
But imagine a world with no Wisconsin! Just a Biggersota!
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 69d
Some things are just not in the cards.
FTP!
CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d
Okie here looking forward to seeing Tulsa, Megasota.
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 69d
Thanks to the Angle, we have already started the annexation of Canada.
First Winnipeg, then Ottawa! We're coming for you Nova Scotia!
MrKoyun@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 70d
Minnmaxxing
join@lemmy.ml · 17 pts · 71d
one corn state. one senator.
this would genuinely solve 80% of all problems in the world
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
And cause 80% more different problems.
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz · 13 pts · 71d
Let's go, Minnesota forever! The best state! Everything should be Minnesota!
(I barely know where Minnesota even is)
frank@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 70d
It's gonna be a lot more places soon
enphurgen@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 70d
If Canada were to annex it, it would become Kilosota
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 70d
Whoa whoa whoa let's not get ahead of things. We'll start you off as Centisota and see if moving you up to Decisota makes sense.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 70d
Greatersota
Siegfried@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 70d
MAXnesota
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 71d
MickeySota
s@piefed.world · 5 pts · 71d
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 71d
I give Minnesota permission to annex one county from any surrounding state. Which is it?
jasoman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 71d
Mi won the up in the Ohio war fair and square.
Jaycifer@piefed.social · 3 pts · 70d
Cass County, ND. Just take a quarter of that State away, give it Clay County.
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d
I'd like to say Douglas County in Wisconsin but they've lost their way.
sangeteria@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 69d
Biggestsota
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 71d
Start trucking in material to start filling in half of your lakes. You could significantly expand your land area.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 70d
I think they are going to want that water in the very near future.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 3 pts · 70d
There are like 100k bodies of water just in that state. It's huge swampland
Bluewing@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 69d
A pretty close guess, but the actual number is 11,842 lakes. We have more coastline than California. And that means we also own the most boats of all the states with 143.6 boats per 1,000 residents. An amazing number of boats considering we can only use them about 3 months out of the year. The rest of the year we can drive on our lakes and move tiny houses out on them to drink beer, watch football, and fish for walleyes in our underwear at -20F.
I myself own 2 motorboats, one I bought and one I inherited. Plus a canoe and a kayak, 2 wheeled fish houses, and 2 popup canvas fish houses. Again, one of each bought and one of each inherited.
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d
Yes. Invaluable.
doingthestuff@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 70d
I'm not actually advocating filling them in lol Reference, where this post exists
bitchkat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 70d
Wetlands. Swamps aren't as desirable.
lethargicpuppy14@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 70d
:(
redparadise@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 69d
Meggasota
ghen@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 69d
BIGGER
Newuser@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
So make it sortabig ?
Darkard@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 71d