Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By Sundown
https://disreport.com/articles/kzsnmckj/trump-orders-reflecting-pool-treated-with-blue-toilet-pellets-algae-wins-by-sundown
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jaybone@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 65d
The onion just does regular news now.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 64d
Nah, this is OP's AI slop rag. Don't compare it to the writers of the onion
Dispassionate@quokk.au · 0 pts · 65d
It is rather difficult to write about political satire these days. Perhaps there is an audience for fictional news where everything is basically a utopia. Headlines like “Fossil fuel end complete, planet in remission” or “Universal healthcare announced in USA, basic income next week” or “Successful purge of billionaires creates peace on earth overnight”
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 64d
That's even more depressing
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io · 14 pts · 65d
🤣😂🤣
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 14 pts · 65d
Why is trump telling them how to do their job? Surely it's someone's job to know how to do this kind of thing.
eddanja@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 65d
When your ego is that big, under no circumstances are you allowed to lose. Inject bleach in your veins if you must.
nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 65d
Plus he's a real estate guy, so he probably figured (if we generously assume even a modicum of self awareness) that if he could do anything right, it's something like this. Which makes it especially funny that it backfired in minutes.
Triumph@fedia.io · 6 pts · 65d
Chomp chomp
Palerider@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 65d
I am NOT about to inject bleach into my veins. However, I might stick a light bulb up my ass..
Klox@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 65d
Keep it green and memorialize it as Trump Swamp.
Dispassionate@quokk.au · 1 pts · 65d
We should sample the algae bloom in that pool and look for intelligent life.
adarza@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 65d
damn. they beat me to it. i was gonna make a gif of the toilets at the office flushing green to blue.
kibblebits@quokk.au · 1 pts · 63d
It’s funny how this chuckles guy is so pissed after starting shit and getting their name in a bunch of articles on that site.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 64d
You should still do it. This is AI slop, so nothing of value here.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 65d
An extremely dumb down metaphor of all the FAFO Trump shit and im glad it's making waves.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 65d
Good to know America is in such great shape that the CEO has time for things like making a pool more blue, when he's not watching himself on television.
MehBlah@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d
Don't eat the onion. It may after all come to this.
Dispassionate@quokk.au · 0 pts · 63d
He already beat me. “Vandalism”
Archer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d
Articles like this are insidious, because you can never be certain. Not absolutely