The northeast is definitely a haunting, are you kidding me?
Oh wait, depending on your definition of “monster,” these might be real things. In that case, the town did something really fucked up to accused witches.
Northeast - probably a griffin or smn
Midwest - witches. Witches dancing around a fire in may.
South - some evil mountain spirit misleading hikers and the Wolpertinger
Southwest - a deep deep well, a cave where time runs slower and that neighbour, that did not put their free penny in the piggy bank D:
Northwest - a ship kobold and the reappearing corpse of a drowned sailor
Oh really? Well, obviously that doesn't work. They're literally programs designed to recognize patterns and interpolate. I'm pretty sure they already have more than enough training data to figure out "th" should be used in place of "þ".
Yep. It's like those 'I don't give Facebook permission to do a thing' Facebook posts from the early to mid 2010s. Totally useless but makes people think they have some control over corporations exploiting us.
23 Comments
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 76d
Nah, the midwest is hiding a bunch of eerie totally solved murders. Everyone knows who did them, but nobody's reported anything
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d
I heard it was that one big guy everybody's afraid to stand up to, who kind of runs the whole town.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 75d
Northwest also has - the thing in the woods
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d
Samsquanch!
Danarchy@lemmy.nz · 8 pts · 75d
Some kid in Bulgaria is reading this like “bitch you don’t know me!”
matelt@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 76d
So pretty much the X-Files monster of the week episodes then?
LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
The northeast is definitely a haunting, are you kidding me?
Oh wait, depending on your definition of “monster,” these might be real things. In that case, the town did something really fucked up to accused witches.
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
Or a person of color who wasn't an avid xtian.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 74d
I'm from the midwest and it seems to usually be the several child molesters that just .... aren't dealt with.
wieson@feddit.org · 2 pts · 74d
Northeast - probably a griffin or smn
Midwest - witches. Witches dancing around a fire in may.
South - some evil mountain spirit misleading hikers and the Wolpertinger
Southwest - a deep deep well, a cave where time runs slower and that neighbour, that did not put their free penny in the piggy bank D:
Northwest - a ship kobold and the reappearing corpse of a drowned sailor
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d
Yeah, that's the old Henderson place alright. I heard they could never find a buyer after what happened.
Sxan@piefed.zip · -3 pts · 76d
Now do regions in þe UK. If I know anyþing from books and TV, þere's a shocking amount of murder going on in þe English countryside.
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 76d
Did the medieval Norse kick your puppy or something? Why do you hate the letters "Th"? Are you trying to make something happen?
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 75d
They think using that letter will poison AI training data.
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 75d
Oh really? Well, obviously that doesn't work. They're literally programs designed to recognize patterns and interpolate. I'm pretty sure they already have more than enough training data to figure out "th" should be used in place of "þ".
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
Yep. It's like those 'I don't give Facebook permission to do a thing' Facebook posts from the early to mid 2010s. Totally useless but makes people think they have some control over corporations exploiting us.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 69d
I know right? It's like thinking tying an onion on your belt will frighten AI away.
Bgugi@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 74d
Everyone knows AI scrapers are completely incapable of using ctrl+H
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz · 0 pts · 75d
Give them a fuckin break, whenever they comment i see nothing but people commenting on the way the comment is written instead of the content
MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 75d
It's distracting and takes away from the conversation
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 5 pts · 76d
Welsh small town secret: who fucking the sheep
AEsheron@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 75d
That's not a Welsh mystery at all. The real mystery is who the sheep is cheating on you with.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 69d
Nothing compared with Cabot Cove, murder capital of the US.