Yeah, but imagine an emergency broadcast pops up and in the grainy darkness you see trump writhing nailed to a cross. A wild eyed barron, with a bloody chi ro drawn on his forehead and flagellation scars, announces the creation of heaven on earth. He then carves out ding don’s heart, takes a bite, and then casts what’s left into a cleansing flame
And then Indiana Jones steals some ancient glowing stones ...
oh ...
then he gets caught and RFK Jr. makes him drink "the green blood", a mix of road kill racoon blood, whole milk, and the water from the reflecting pool.
As someone with a less than honorable father myself, I hope that the next generation can pull away from doing wrong, evil things. I know that I've tried to! There's still hope for Barron, even if his father has set a poor example.
I think that ship has left the dock, and already hit an iceberg. Reports are that Barron is a fan of Andrew Tate and was part of the reason he was released.
I don't believe in sins of the parent transferring to their kids (or other relatives). It's not his father that will be his biggest moral stumbling block. Like all rich nepo babies having unlimited wealth and power shoved up his ass the day he sprung into existence is likely to be the reason he'll be a total piece of shit. Just like the rest of them.
In the absolute Pollyanna sense of "there is always hope, nobody's beyond redemption, everyone is good deep down, everything that rhymes is true" sense I actually agree, but the other part of me that looks at any given rich guy and says "he probably deserves to die" is really looking like he's got something to say
Narcissism has a lot of root causes, but "never being good enough for Dad" is a pretty common one.
I remember during the comedy roast of Trump, Seth McFarlane began with something like: "We're here to honor a great man and businessman (pause) that would be Fred Trump, Donald Trump's father".
He looked like he wanted to kill him, and then announced a presidential run for 2016 at the end of the show/episode.
Many people don't know this but the "t" in Robert is silent when followed by Barron. It's comes from an old American tradition of redistributing wealth to the most wealthy.
I have some connection to hometown of a particular "eastern european nepo bride". I think he has mother's eyes and thus looks like a familiar face to me.
him and melania are very tight, they probably plan on taking as much of his estate after he passes before trumps other children has a chance. theres probably going to be a nasty fight between melania and rest of the trump ilk.
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ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml · 130 pts · 65d
Wow much spiritual
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 65d
It's like a draft. He has been trying out a number of deities.
anomnom@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 65d
He’s getting bored with torturing animals and he’s out of classmates.
Soggy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 64d
Insert Murderface "it's all the same!" rant.
fartographer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 63d
Ohhhmmmmmmrrreligioooonnnnnn
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d
I was thinking Benny from The Mummy.
Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 63d
Probably waiting for the time it'll make him the most money.
ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip · 83 pts · 65d
What a weird way to phrase that
whoisearth@lemmy.ca · 21 pts · 65d
Jesus just needs to take him out to a nice meal and give him a little road head and he's on lock.
C'mon Jesus you can do it!
Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 63d
It usually takes a bit more than that to bribe a Trump. Admittedly, not much more.
osanna@lemmy.vg · 49 pts · 65d
He’s a trump. So it’s a given.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 42 pts · 65d
Yeah, but imagine an emergency broadcast pops up and in the grainy darkness you see trump writhing nailed to a cross. A wild eyed barron, with a bloody chi ro drawn on his forehead and flagellation scars, announces the creation of heaven on earth. He then carves out ding don’s heart, takes a bite, and then casts what’s left into a cleansing flame
osanna@lemmy.vg · 14 pts · 65d
Uhh…….. Wut
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 14 pts · 65d
You shall find salvation in the LORD, SINNER! 🤪 🔪 ✝️
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 65d
my LORD is a crab and flies through outer space hosting little dinners at which they serve tea
i don't expect salvation i expect crumpets
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
Religious fanatic
Ariselas@piefed.ca · 10 pts · 65d
And then Indiana Jones steals some ancient glowing stones ...
oh ...
then he gets caught and RFK Jr. makes him drink "the green blood", a mix of road kill racoon blood, whole milk, and the water from the reflecting pool.
Tiger666@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 65d
Kalima! Kalima! Kalima!
LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 65d
Hot
otterpop@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 65d
As someone with a less than honorable father myself, I hope that the next generation can pull away from doing wrong, evil things. I know that I've tried to! There's still hope for Barron, even if his father has set a poor example.
NekoKoneko@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 65d
I think that ship has left the dock, and already hit an iceberg. Reports are that Barron is a fan of Andrew Tate and was part of the reason he was released.
otterpop@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 65d
Maybe. He's still young though and has an entire lifetime ahead of him to repent and change, it's at least worth hoping for.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 63d
DJT already helped him grift his first few hundred million, he had no chance of having a normal life.
only MARY trump seem to have escape from the trumps.
Doom@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 65d
I don't believe in sins of the parent transferring to their kids (or other relatives). It's not his father that will be his biggest moral stumbling block. Like all rich nepo babies having unlimited wealth and power shoved up his ass the day he sprung into existence is likely to be the reason he'll be a total piece of shit. Just like the rest of them.
yakko@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 65d
In the absolute Pollyanna sense of "there is always hope, nobody's beyond redemption, everyone is good deep down, everything that rhymes is true" sense I actually agree, but the other part of me that looks at any given rich guy and says "he probably deserves to die" is really looking like he's got something to say
BestBouclettes@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 65d
Is it a given that he was sexually abused by his father and his friends too ? I wouldn't be surprised if that were the case.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 65d
No, Trump had Ivanka for that.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 63d
melania likely shielded barron from trumps influence until 17yo.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 63d
kai trump his grand daughter already is grifting, barron dint have a chance.
blattrules@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 65d
He simultaneously has “do you know who my dad is” face and “I mutilate small animals in the basement” energy.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 64d
Combine that with "I raped a bunch of women in high school for funsies" vibes
JustJack23@slrpnk.net · 29 pts · 65d
How is his face so punchable
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 28 pts · 65d
Well both of his parents are massive slabs of rotting cancer sores so it's probably just genetics.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 27 pts · 65d
He’s on the rim, circling
adhdsergio@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 65d
Does anyone in this family have any redeeming qualities?
Witchfire@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 65d
Trump's dad has since 1999
Naz@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 65d
Arguably that's what began this whole debacle.
Narcissism has a lot of root causes, but "never being good enough for Dad" is a pretty common one.
I remember during the comedy roast of Trump, Seth McFarlane began with something like: "We're here to honor a great man and businessman (pause) that would be Fred Trump, Donald Trump's father".
He looked like he wanted to kill him, and then announced a presidential run for 2016 at the end of the show/episode.
mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 63d
Thanks a lot Seth
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 65d
If there were good people in Trump's family, they'd disown him
SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 64d
Exhibit A: Mary
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d
And she wrote a book!
Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 64d
His older brother Fred Jr. He was indeed disowned when he decided to be an airline pilot instead of taking over the family business.
crandlecan@mander.xyz · 5 pts · 65d
Computer says no 🙂↔️
Geobloke@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 65d
I haven't heard anything about Tiffany every, so shes a solid maybe?
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 64d
Nah she was at his side at the UFC thing before the one at the white house. She's just the least visible one.
Karjalan@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d
They all have one, they will die at some point.
III@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 63d
I wish some of them would prove it...
BillyClark@piefed.social · 17 pts · 65d
Jesus was pretty specific about how a person should become his follower. He said that you have to give away all of your possessions to follow him.
Cethin@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 65d
That was Jesus the Jew. They follow Jesus the Capitalist.
Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d
Turn water into wine all day and sell the lot.
alexc@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 65d
Shortly after, he’ll be announcing the start of his political career…
radiofreebc@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 65d
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 65d
Fuck that, let him go be emperor of Mars
ReverendIrreverence@piefed.social · 15 pts · 65d
Amusing that the orange moron-in-chief is allowing some of his sycophantic yes-people to religiously groom his youngest son
teslekova@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 64d
Why would he give a shit?
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 64d
DJT, himself, is drinking the flavor aid, and is worried he may not go to Heaven.
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 64d
90% of me doesn't give a shit. But I admit there's 10% of me that wonders if he inherited the "dumbest goddam student I ever had" gene.
mannycalavera@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 65d
I wonder what people call him? Surely nobody says Barron. What a stupid fucking name. I want to believe he goes by the name Barry, or Baz.
pech@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 65d
Robert Barron
neclimdul@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 65d
Many people don't know this but the "t" in Robert is silent when followed by Barron. It's comes from an old American tradition of redistributing wealth to the most wealthy.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 65d
They all call him Ronnie
hypeerror@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 64d
Imagine being named after your dad's phony name when he crank called radio stations.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 63d
Prank?
whereitsat@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 64d
why do all nepo babies look the same?
do they inbreed? or is it just from impregnating eastern european nepo brides?
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 64d
Royalty used to, and I’m not saying they don’t but they used to.
majster@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 63d
I have some connection to hometown of a particular "eastern european nepo bride". I think he has mother's eyes and thus looks like a familiar face to me.
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 64d
Is this the same Baron Trump whose mom was upset that people talked about him online?
Trebuchet@europe.pub · 5 pts · 65d
Apple, tree, etc.
itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 65d
Uncle Baby Baron wants to sell you some health elixirs, because he's selfless.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 64d
He's almost there, but he's holding out for a better offer.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 63d
him and melania are very tight, they probably plan on taking as much of his estate after he passes before trumps other children has a chance. theres probably going to be a nasty fight between melania and rest of the trump ilk.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 64d
The art of the deal truly doesn’t fall far from the tree
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 64d
I'd assume that he's under a lot of pressure from his dad who will happily kill people who don't do what he wants.
Or, from one neurodivergent to another, you're surviving the only way you know how.
Snapz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 65d
This guys bible is computer!!!
shittydwarf@piefed.ca · 4 pts · 65d
I believe they already exist
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 64d
Jesus and Satan talking about Baron.
Satan: His souls is mine, I will roast him for a millennia before I have him drawn and quartered to be devoured by my demons.
Jesus: Wait, who are we talking about again. Baron!? Oh hell no we don't want him you can have his ass.
Satan: Oh shit I thought we were talking about someone else. I don't want that little shit either.
deacon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 65d
Stuart Knechtle is a smarmy piece of shit
KulunkelBoom@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 64d
Have they caught him flaying cats alive or eating bugs yet?
FinalRemix@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 63d
Pretty sure there were severalbreports of.him hurting animals in the past yes.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 63d
he probably unhinges his jaw before swallowing the cats.
switcheroo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 61d
Imagine knowing you are going to grow up looking like your ugly fat child raping father.
He looks like someone you'd put a hand over your drink around.