Jesus Christ, what’s wrong with you? Just record their license plate number, tail them home, break into their car, and apply novichok to their steering wheel like a normal person.
In contemporary practice, villain hitting is often regarded as a modest, quasi-informal occupation typically performed by elderly women in roadside or underpass shrines, although commercial "DIY" kits are also available for the self-motivated.
I don't want to offend any traditions, but the end of that sentence had me laughing quite hard. Also: quite an interesting read.
19 Comments
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 53 pts · 58d
Jesus Christ, what’s wrong with you? Just record their license plate number, tail them home, break into their car, and apply novichok to their steering wheel like a normal person.
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 58d
Normal? A normal person would barricade all doors and windows and then set their house on fire.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 58d
What??? No!!! That's awful!!! How could you DO such a thing????
........there might be a dog inside!!!
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 58d
Ah sorry, correct: no dogs cats birds or other animals are to be harmed. So, a search and rescue op is to be conducted beforehand.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 58d
Funny place to do it, but I just realized why the Russians apply novichok to the inside of clothing. Limiting exposure
CADmonkey@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 57d
That's why a normal person would brick them up inside a wall. Easier to exclude the dog.
just2look@lemmy.zip · 21 pts · 58d
When customers are mean to me I
make dolls of them out of receipt paper and take them home andbeat them with hammersrmrf@lemmy.ml · 8 pts · 58d
Zero downvote post
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 58d
Anyone can relate
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 58d
Need to learn witchcraft so you can turn them into dolls and then smash them with hammers.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 58d
i dunno. what evil juju you send out returns on you thricefold. better to just smash them with hammers and then turn them into dolls.
BastingChemina@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 57d
I've seen something about the voodoo dolls saying that they were not use for curses but rather the opposite.
They were basically a physical medical file used by folk doctor.
Folk doctors would make dolls for their regular patients and add needles to symbolize their illness and keep track of it.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 58d
Healthiest coping mechanism
Kaiserschmarrn@feddit.org · 5 pts · 58d
Somehow this reminds me of this scene from the SpongeBob Sqaurepants movie...
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 57d
That's actually a Cantonese tradition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villain_hitting
NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 57d
I don't want to offend any traditions, but the end of that sentence had me laughing quite hard. Also: quite an interesting read.
etherphon@piefed.social · 3 pts · 58d
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 57d
But what do you do with the receipt paper?
Etterra@discuss.online · 1 pts · 58d
Things like this make me wish that magic was real because voodoo dolls would make life so much funnier.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net · 1 pts · 57d
Why not just hit the customers with a hammer? Of course wrap their heads in a towel first.