Thank you for making me laugh out loud at the very powerful imagery this evoked. 😂
"Behold! My true form!"
while the attendants come rushing towards the diving tower (because you just know that's not the 1m board) being altogether uncertain what to even do once they approach.
It was really, really, REALLY bad for me. Like an hour after surgery bad. I needed an emergency bed pan placement. But this was actually, oh fuck - 20 years ago now. I'm jealous of the current after market bits.
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riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 67 pts · 68d
phew, going into a public pool with fresh bottom surgery sounds so insanely unhealthy😖
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 41 pts · 68d
Maybe OP is pissing off the diving board
noughtnaut@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 68d
Thank you for making me laugh out loud at the very powerful imagery this evoked. 😂
"Behold! My true form!"
while the attendants come rushing towards the diving tower (because you just know that's not the 1m board) being altogether uncertain what to even do once they approach.
Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 68d
Why do you think they call it T posing? 😎
lgmjon64@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 67d
And that's how I learned the difference between peeing IN the pool and peeing INTO the pool
oats@piefed.zip · 15 pts · 68d
No, they just didn't pee for half a year
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 67d
lyrial@anarchist.nexus · 26 pts · 68d
It was really, really, REALLY bad for me. Like an hour after surgery bad. I needed an emergency bed pan placement. But this was actually, oh fuck - 20 years ago now. I'm jealous of the current after market bits.
Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 68d
I’m sorry for such an ignorant question, but my curiosity won out.
Can you upgrade aftermarket bits?
Filetternavn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 67d
You can get revisions, but they can only do so much.
gressen@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 68d
Peeing in the pool is a shitty move regardless of your situation.
phonics@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 68d
Legend has it pool attendants only fill the pool half way otherwise it overflows by the next morning
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 17 pts · 68d
birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 68d
where is totallyyesjessica and what did you do with her
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 67d
I'm not actually upset; I just think it's funny to react in absolute horror
zurohki@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 68d
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 68d
No, it's a pissy move. A shitty move would be something else.
arcine@jlai.lu · 13 pts · 68d
Bottom Surgery on July 3rd ! Wonder how it'll feel...
Lairo@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 68d
September here! 🎉
wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 68d
Update us on how it is and how its going